Siheyuan: Thank you Yi Zhonghai for not accepting discipleship

Chapter 118: The Deaf Old Lady is Wearing and Tired of Stupid Pillar Yi Zhonghai.

“Silly pillar! Silly pillars! Haven’t dinner been made yet? My stomach is going to be hungry! ”

Not long after the front foot of the stupid pillar left, the deaf old lady made a big fuss at home on the back foot. Silly Zhu was preparing dinner at home at this time.

Hearing this urge coming from the backyard, his brows suddenly furrowed.

“I can finally understand why Uncle doesn’t want to serve this deaf old lady! Damn, doesn’t Lao Tzu need time to cook? It’s really harder than Jia Dongxu to serve! ”

Silly Zhu complained unhappily.

However, although his heart was full of resentment, Silly Zhu still forced his temper and continued to lower his head to prepare dinner. He now has a handle in Yi Zhonghai’s hand.

If you can’t serve the deaf old lady well, if Yi Zhonghai tears his face with him at that time, he will be unlucky at that time! Helplessly, the silly pillar accelerated the movement in his hand.

I prepared a plate of scrambled eggs and a vegetarian dish for the deaf old lady, and then hurriedly returned to the deaf old lady’s house with the rice bowl.

Silly Zhu himself hadn’t eaten yet, so when preparing dinner, he naturally prepared two portions. All he thought about was dinner with a deaf old lady.

However, when the fool just brought the food to the deaf old lady, he didn’t wait for him to take the chopsticks. Seeing that this deaf old lady seemed to be reincarnated as a starving ghost, she directly pounced.

The deaf old lady was carrying the plate containing eggs, and she couldn’t help but take the egg and stuff it into her mouth desperately. Seeing this scene, the stupid pillar was directly dumbfounded.

“Deaf old lady, what are you eating so fast for? I haven’t eaten yet! There’s still my share in this, you leave me a little! In the face of Silly Zhu’s words, the deaf old lady didn’t want to pay attention. ”

She took what the silly pillar said as a wind in her ears, and only cared about herself and stuffed eggs into her mouth. Seeing the deaf old lady like this, the stupid pillars were numb.

Although the eggs are not eaten, at least you can eat a few bites of vegetarian dishes. So, Silly Zhu planned to pick up the chopsticks and add a bite of rape to eat.

However, the deaf old lady is like a hungry dog at this time, where can she give the stupid pillar this opportunity?

Seeing that Silly Zhu actually wanted to grab food with her, the deaf old lady directly shot and pushed Silly Zhu’s hand away.

Desperately guarding the plate of vegetarian dishes, he immediately yelled at Silly Zhu: “These are mine!” Not your share! ”

“Old lady, don’t be so unreasonable, okay? You’re full, I’m still hungry! ”

Silly Zhu frowned and complained to the deaf old lady.

However, where can a deaf old lady who has been eating for several days a day manage the stupid pillar? The deaf old lady didn’t even want to explain.

In front of the silly pillar, he directly grabbed the vegetarian dishes on the plate and stuffed them into his mouth.

After eating the vegetarian dishes was not too enjoyable, the deaf old lady copied the two bowls of rice brought by the stupid pillar again, and gobbled them up again vigorously. The deaf old lady ate her mouth full of rice.

Silly Zhu looked at the deaf old lady’s appearance, and his heart was not angry.

But he didn’t dare to say anything to the deaf old lady, so he could only stare at the deaf old lady and eat. A few minutes later, the deaf old lady could be regarded as swallowing all the dinner prepared by the silly pillar. She leaned her head on the kang and burped contentedly.

“Old lady, you are full, I am starving to death now! Tell me about you! ”

Silly Zhu shook his head and sighed, there was nothing he could do with the deaf old lady.

But where does the deaf old lady care about this?

It’s hard to eat a full meal from the stupid pillar, and you can get a fierce wool with this opportunity! The deaf old lady burped, as if she was unfinished.

Silly Zhu cleaned up the empty plates and empty bowls that the deaf old lady had just eaten.

Suddenly, the deaf old lady actually spoke again: “Silly pillar, my shoulder is about to die of soreness, you come and press my shoulder.”

“What? Old lady, I haven’t even eaten dinner yet! You still want me to help you press your shoulders? Don’t bring such a bully! ”

Silly Zhu frowned, he really didn’t expect that this deaf old lady would become so shameless now. But where does the deaf old lady care about this?

I don’t know where she got the confidence, seeing that Silly Zhu did not agree, she immediately shouted: “Silly Zhu, you hurry up and press my shoulder, otherwise I will go and tell Lao Yi that you mistreated me!” ”

Hearing Yi Zhonghai’s name, Silly Zhu was frightened.

His heart clicked, if the deaf old lady went to Yi Zhonghai’s place, would she still have it?

In case Yi Zhonghai is not satisfied, when the time comes to call the police and arrest him, his life will be finished! Helplessly, Silly Zhu could only put down the bowl and chopsticks in his hand and hurriedly walked to the deaf old lady to help her rub her shoulders.

“Lots of strength! Silly pillar, you didn’t eat? ”

“！！”

The deaf old lady has not enjoyed such treatment for a long time, and she doesn’t know what kind kind heart Silly Zhu sent today, and she listened to her words like this.

Instead of thanking him, the deaf old lady intensified. However, her question really stopped the stupid pillar.

He really hasn’t eaten! I’m still hungry right now!

However, the silly pillar did not dare to tear his face with the deaf old lady, so he could only endure the anger in his heart and continue to increase his strength. Pressing and pressing, the deaf old lady finally quieted down a lot.

However, the silly pillar is tired enough.

It can be regarded as quieting down the deaf old lady, and the silly pillar breathed a sigh of relief.

I thought I could finally be relieved, but I didn’t expect it.

Before he could relax for a second, the deaf old lady suddenly bent down and began to cry wolf. This scares the silly pillar to death!

“Old lady, what’s wrong with you? Are you all right?! ”

The stupid pillar didn’t know what kind of moth this dead old woman was doing.

Seeing her bending over and covering her stomach hard, the whole person suddenly became extremely nervous.

Hearing Silly Zhu’s concern, the deaf old lady did not sell it, frowned and shouted to Silly Zhu: “Silly Zhu, my belly….. It’s killing me! ”

“Stomach ache?!”

The deaf old lady’s words made Silly Zhu’s heart suddenly tighten.

He remembered tonight’s meal, which he made with fresh ingredients! How is it possible to eat a bad stomach? However, looking at the deaf old lady’s appearance of dying and alive does not look like pretending.

Is it really a matter of ingredients???

Silly Zhu was a little flustered, if Yi Zhonghai knew that the deaf old lady was making trouble, and she was dying and alive at this time, this old guy would definitely suspect his head.

After all, Jia Dongxu drank the pimple soup made by his stupid pillar last night, and he would only pull off his anus the next day.

Helplessly, the stupid pillar could only pick up the deaf old lady and said to her: “Old lady, can you bear it?” If it doesn’t work, I’ll take you to the bathroom!” ”

“I can’t do it anymore! I can’t! ”

As soon as the silly pillar’s voice fell, the next second, the deaf old lady screamed like she was crazy. This can frighten the silly pillar.

Before he could react, in the next second, a smelly fart suddenly swept through the mouth and nose of the stupid pillar.

This smell made the stupid pillar disgusting enough, he quickly covered his mouth and nose, but accidentally inhaled a large mouthful. This stinky and spicy choking throat eye, the stupid pillar did not hold back, and actually directly helped the kang and vomited.

The silly pillar bent over, and one hand was right on the deaf old lady’s kang.

However, as soon as the silly pillar put his hand on, he touched something as hot as porridge. Raising his hand and looking at it, the whole person of the stupid pillar was suddenly shocked.

“Groove! Deaf old lady, why did you pull the kang directly? It’s all in my hands! ”

The silly pillar roared, his whole person was now numb.

And what about deaf old ladies?

She is still making trouble at this time, where is the kung fu to deal with the stupid pillar? The deaf old lady seemed to have opened some valve.

In the ears of the silly pillar, I only heard the sound of fart one after another.

And on the deaf old lady’s kang, there is a steady stream of hot gruel.

Silly Zhu can’t care about washing her hands now, looking at the deaf old lady like this, she has to quickly help her clean up! Therefore, the silly pillar did not care about the difference between men and women, and lifted the quilt that the deaf old lady covered her body.

I was planning to help the deaf old lady change into a brand new bedding sheet.

But the moment he lifted the quilt, Silly Zhu was still shocked by the picture in front of him. In front of the eyes of the silly pillar, the deaf old lady’s body was stained with hot soup.

Her originally dark pants have also been dyed and changed color at this time. What’s more, the deaf old lady was still crying wolf howling in pain at this time.

“Silly pillar, I’m going to die! My stomach is going to hurt to death! Hurry up and think of a way! ”

The deaf old lady died in pain, and one hand desperately pinched the arm of the stupid pillar and refused to let go. Silly pillars are going crazy.

“Deaf old lady, you let go first, you have been holding me like this, how can I go and find a way for you?!”

“I don’t care! Silly pillar, I’m really going to die! Hurry up and save me, if I die in this room today, you will be a murderer!” ”

The deaf old lady made a stomachache, and directly denied the six relatives. Stupid Zhu was completely unfinished by her.

Helplessly, he could only shout outside the house.

“Everyone, come and help!” The deaf old lady is sparse! ”

In the courtyard, most of the residents are eating dinner.

Suddenly, I heard Silly Zhu’s defeated words, and they all suddenly lost the mind to eat.

“Special! What is the silly pillar of this big night shouting? It’s really disgusting, and Laozi is not in the mood to eat! ”

“What situation is this? What about a deaf old lady? Can’t the silly pillar deal with it on its own? Have to fill the yard yelling?! ”

“Who knows what Silly Pillar thinks? I think this kid just wants to pretend to be crazy and stupid, so as to avoid the responsibility of taking care of the deaf old lady! ”

Although the residents complain about the stupid pillar.

However, when I think about the picture of the deaf old lady, I can’t eat all of a sudden. Helpless, anyway, I’m not in the mood to eat, it’s better to go to the deaf old lady’s house to see the situation!

At this time, Yi Zhonghai, who was having dinner at home, heard the news from the silly pillar, and also stopped the movement in his hand.

“The old lady is sloppy? Could it be that this kid is stupid…”

Yi Zhonghai was relieved, stood up immediately, and quickly rushed towards the direction of the deaf old lady’s house.

If this kid is stupid and dislikes the deaf old lady, he will use the same trick against Jia Dongxu last night to sanction the deaf old lady. In case something goes wrong, he Yi Zhonghai will not be a good person at that time! Yi Zhonghai rushed to the backyard in a hurry.

At this time, the door of the deaf old lady’s house was already full of people.

Everyone covered their mouths and noses and pointed at the room.

“It’s disgusting! Where is this special channeling? It’s just knocking over the swill bucket, and it’s all flowing! ”

“I don’t think a silly pillar is a good thing! What did you give this dead old woman to eat at night, and you can get so much? ”

Who knows? Maybe this dead old woman ate the same as Jia Dongxu last night

“Maybe the same thing!”

Just as everyone was pointing out, Yi Zhonghai, who couldn’t listen to it, frowned and rushed into the deaf old lady’s house. As soon as he entered the house, he was also stunned by the scene in front of him.

At this time, one of the arms of the stupid pillar was being pinched by the deaf old lady, and he stood in place unable to move. And the dirt on the deaf old lady’s body has flowed from the kang to the ground.

Even the pant legs of the silly pillars were all stained.

It stinks like a lot, and it’s not something people can stay at all! But the stupid pillar is a warrior, and he didn’t even cover his nose.

However, after Yi Zhonghai’s careful observation, he found that it was because the empty hand of the stupid pillar was stained with the excrement of the deaf old lady.

You can’t cover your mouth at all!

“Silly Zhu, what are you doing? How did a good deaf old lady become like this?! ”

Yi Zhonghai was angry and cursed directly at the stupid pillar.

Hearing Yi Zhonghai’s accusation, Silly Zhu was also quite helpless.

“Don’t say it! Uncle, I don’t know how the old lady became like this! I just gave her some eggs and vegetarian dishes today, but I didn’t expect her to be thin! I promise, I really didn’t give her anything else! ”

“Okay, you quickly clean up the ground!” If it goes on like this, this room can’t be wanted! It’s all about to ferment! ”

Yi Zhonghai covered his mouth and nose and scolded at the stupid pillar.

However, the silly pillar wanted to clean up, what could he do with the deaf old lady holding his hand?

“Uncle, the deaf old lady is holding me desperately at this time, and I can’t move! What can I do?! ”

“What can you do? Can’t you let me clean up this mess!? ”

Hearing Silly Zhu’s words, Yi Zhonghai was suddenly angry and half dead.

But in the blink of an eye, looking at the deaf old lady’s crying father and mother, Yi Zhonghai was a little unable to let go. It’s not that he’s really that good.

Simply because the handle of those bad things that he used to do is still in the hands of the deaf old lady. If he didn’t help, if the deaf old lady tore her face with him, he wouldn’t be able to sit still.

Helpless, Yi Zhonghai could only bend down, endure the nausea, and began to help the deaf old lady clean up the mess in this place, but where is this deaf old lady so good to serve?

Yi Zhonghai bent down to wipe the ground at least seven or eight times, but the deaf old lady was like a faucet, and as soon as she got it done, she sprinkled him again, and Yi Zhonghai was almost numb.

Silly Zhu was relaxed, standing on the side and watching Yi Zhonghai work. However, how can a deaf old lady let go of the stupid pillar?

Suddenly, a sharp pain struck, and the deaf old lady who couldn’t help it actually bit the arm of the stupid pillar directly.

“Groove! Old lady, you are about to speak, my hand is going to break! ”

The flesh of the stupid pillar bitten by the deaf old lady is about to fall off.

Hurriedly pushed the deaf old lady’s head, trying to push her away.

However, the deaf old lady is in pain at this time, where can she listen to the stupid pillar? The silly pillar tossed with the deaf old lady for a long time.

When Yi Zhonghai finally cleaned up the house, the deaf old lady’s stomach seemed to be an evil door, and it finally didn’t hurt. When he spoke, Silly Zhu looked down and found that his arms had two bright red tooth marks.

Silly Zhu just wanted to complain twice.

But in the next second, he heard Yi Zhonghai scold him: “Silly Zhu, you serve the old lady for me!” If this happens again in the future, you know the consequences! ”

“Uncle, I…”

Silly Zhu still wanted to explain, but Yi Zhonghai was half dead of exhaustion at this time, and he didn’t want to listen to Silly Zhu’s nonsense, so he turned around and left the deaf old lady’s house. Now that Jia Dongxu is still hospitalized, Yi Zhonghai thought that he could be easy and relaxed, but he didn’t think that he was tossed to death by the deaf old lady.

Yi Zhonghai couldn’t even eat, and just wanted to go home and sleep. However, he had not yet taken a few steps.

Suddenly, there was a loud noise in the courtyard!

“Boom!”

The residents were all staying in the courtyard for a while, and they were all startled when they heard this loud noise. They also wondered what was going on!

But in the blink of an eye, the residents were shocked one by one.

“Yi Zhonghai, your house is gone!!!”