Siheyuan: The deaf old man is too long, I will send her a coffin

The deaf old lady stood up and looked at Li Yun angrily.

“Li Yun, are you really planning to reverse the sky today, really think that no one in this yard can deal with you, right, you actually made this kind of beastly behavior, and beat the uncle in the yard, what a veritable beast.”

Hearing the deaf old lady’s high-sounding words, Li Yun sneered and sneered.

“Old things, do you say that these things don’t have hot faces, and you are also qualified to say me? Who was the first to disrespect the old and wanted to make a move on my wife, and eventually caused me and me to divorce, this is what you did as an elder in this yard? If I were you, I would directly find a beam and hang myself, so as not to come out and harm people again. ”

“I also said that I made a move on Uncle One, where were you when Uncle Yi pulled the frame, and where were you when he was aggressive with me just now?” Now on the contrary, when it comes to mine, it is really worthy of being an old immortal in the courtyard. ”

Hearing Li Yun’s words, the deaf old lady’s face turned red with anger, but she didn’t know what to refute for a while, after all, she had been used to it smoothly for so many years, and today was the first time she was so facelessly insulted in public.

“Li Yun, you are really daring, you sent me a coffin on my old man’s birthday, and now you have repeatedly spoken ill of me, is this the politeness your parents taught you? People like you can’t find a second one after searching our yard, so I decided to expel you from the courtyard. ”

Hearing the deaf old lady mention that her parents still wanted to expel her from the yard, Li Yun sneered.

“Old things, you don’t talk about my parents, you are not worthy of mentioning them, is it bad for me to send you a coffin, what is the benefit of staying in the world for this scourge of yours, it’s better to die quickly, then it can be regarded as a little contribution to the yard, the province has been in the yard half-dead sucking everyone’s blood.”

“Also, what made you decide to expel me from the courtyard, and others honor you as an ancestor, you really think that you covered the sky in the courtyard? I tell you, Lao Tzu will always live in this courtyard until you die, and if you have the ability, you will throw me out, and if you have no ability, you will hold it, and say less useless big things here. ”

“You… Poof—”

Li Yun’s words can be described as words, and the deaf old lady really had nothing to do after listening to it for a while, and suddenly she was angry and attacked her heart, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

When everyone saw the old lady spraying blood from her mouth, they were shocked, and quickly ran to the deaf old lady to help her, and the people behind also quickly surrounded her, after all, this old lady is more than seventy, if something happens at the birthday banquet.

“Old lady, are you all right?”

“Old lady, how are you!”

In the face of everyone’s nervous news, the deaf old lady angrily pointed at Li Yun.

“I… I…” She struggled to say something, but couldn’t.

Seeing the deaf old lady vomiting blood, in addition to the people in her nearby courtyard supporting her by her side, others also talked about it, and the scene became extremely chaotic for a while, and she was extremely flustered about the sudden change.

Everyone had no intention of continuing for a while, and they all stood up and watched the play on the side.

There were very few entertainment activities in this era, and everyone did not expect to see such a big drama just to come to dinner, and noticing everyone’s reaction, the old lady who was originally angry suddenly became even more blocked in her heart.

Then another mouthful of blood spurted out.

The finger pointing at Li Yun also put down, her eyes became a little dim, she understood that today’s own people were lost, the deaf old lady had painstakingly managed the face of most of her life, and lost most of it in just one meal.

Just before Li Yun came, he was still red-faced, thinking about how to clean up Li Yun, but he didn’t expect that in a short period of time, Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai were beaten by Li Yun one after another and lay on the ground, and he was also unable to refute what Li Yun said, glanced at Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu who were standing on the side, and the deaf old lady simply pretended to faint directly.

When Yi Zhonghai saw the appearance of the deaf old lady, he knew that the two of them had lost today, and they were defeated, and this vigorous seventieth birthday also became a joke.

Helplessly talked about it, but he can’t let Li Yun be arrogant to the end today, then after that, he will not be a good uncle, and when the time comes, he will not go out without a face, and he will have to be ridiculed behind his back every day.

Especially in the bangs of the second uncle who has always been eyeing his position as a big uncle, this guy will definitely not let go of the good opportunity to fall into the well, and today must not end like this.

It’s just that as soon as he wanted to make a sound, he saw that the stupid pillar on the side had already walked out.

“Pillar…” Yi Zhonghai wanted to call out to Silly Pillar, but Silly Pillar spoke before him.

“Li Yun, don’t think that you can really beat me, I was just careless just now, I didn’t flash, now let you know how powerful I am.”

Everyone looked at the silly pillar in surprise when they heard this, but they didn’t expect that the silly pillar still hid a hand, could it be that he and others underestimated him?

Seeing that the silly pillar was so confident, they couldn’t help but look forward to it.

Li Yun didn’t care at all when he heard this, he clearly knew how many pounds and taels the stupid pillar had just handed over, and now he was saying these words loudly on the field, it was nothing more than a dead duck’s mouth, as long as he dared to make a move, he would let him know why the flower was so red.

After saying this, Silly Zhu enjoyed everyone’s gaze, he really thought that he was careless just now, otherwise how could he not beat Li Yun, who was much thinner than himself.

Then his hands were clenched into fists, and he slowly approached Li Yun with a solemn expression, and this time he must fight for his face.

Let Li Yun know who is the strongest man in this courtyard.

When he reached Li Yun’s position of about three meters, the stupid pillar, which was originally slow, suddenly increased his speed, and his hands changed back and forth, wanting to hit Li Yun by surprise.

“Sun thief, eat me with a punch.” The silly pillar suddenly roared, wanting to take the lead in the voice.

And yet….

Boom!!!

Everyone only heard a dull sound, and then the stupid pillar flew out in the same posture as last time, and fell to the ground again.

This scene made the onlookers a little stunned, and then reacted to the boos of everyone.

“Cut, I thought that the stupid pillar really hid something, but I didn’t expect it to be at this level.”

“Yes, I thought he was hiding something, it turned out to be his pig brain with a failing IQ.”

“It’s said that normal people who will be beaten again for beating a fat person with a swollen face is really a second product.”

The stupid pillar who fell to the ground suddenly turned red when he heard everyone’s discussion, and he simply stopped getting up, lying on the ground and pretending to die.

Yi Zhonghai saw the appearance of the silly pillar and secretly said a good opportunity, and he was worried about the problem of not being able to find Li Yun.

“Li Yun, you hit the stupid pillar once, forget it, and now you are attacking the stupid pillar again, and you are so vicious, what else do you have to say this time, quickly kneel down and apologize, otherwise I will call the police.”

Li Yun smiled disdainfully when he heard this.

“If you have a kind, hurry up and call the police, don’t just move your lips.”

“Okay, you wait for me.” After Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, he left in a hurry.

As soon as Li Yun’s words fell, he remembered the voice of the system in his mind.

[Congratulations to the host for completing the task of revenge on the deaf old lady. ] 】

[Reward master-level cooking, a carry-on storage space, god-level shooting book, ten pounds of meat, ten pounds of flour, ten pounds of rice, and ten feet of cloth tickets. ] 】

Hearing the sound of the successful mission, a smile appeared on Li Yun’s face.

The task has finally been completed, it seems that it is time to end, these two old things have been ruined by themselves today, and it is time to make a conclusion for today’s action.

Then Li Yun patted the coffin behind him and looked at the deaf old lady and said.

“Deaf old lady, I will keep this coffin for you, accept my birthday gift and hope that you can have a happy seventieth birthday.”

“Oh yes, this coffin is tailor-made by me for you, it is a thin coffin, it is very suitable for you, after all, you are not worthy of a good coffin this kind of thing.”

Li Yun’s five senses were many times stronger than before since eating Jindan, and he knew that the deaf old lady was pretending to be dizzy, and she must have heard these words she said.

At this moment, the deaf old lady in everyone’s arms heard Li Yun’s insult to herself, her fingers moved slightly, but she tried her best to endure it, today her situation is no better than Li Yun, even if she wakes up and quarrels, she can’t get benefits, so she can only endure it first.