Since 1983

"Some are familiar and some are not. I am a primary school student in the cross talk world, Guo Degang..."

"This is an old senior, Mr. Zhang Wenshun, an old artist, the first student of the folk art department in Beijing, and a teacher of Mr. Tong Dafang, a senior comic artist.

Tong Dafang, the owner of the copper shop at home is very generous. "

"Is this name so famous? Your pot seller..."

"Oh, it's not kind!"

"After selling the pot to grab the lottery, you still have another pot, Guo De."

"Alas!"

Xu Fei suddenly let out a cry, his subordinates didn't understand what was going on, the boss said hey, so he should do too.

So "Hey..."

huh? The little black fat man was startled, what's wrong?

To be honest, he is still not used to sitting with so many people underneath. In the past, there were seventy or eighty at most, but now there are group performers and staff members, and the upstairs and downstairs are full.

The two cameras shot at each other, there was no way, the boss suddenly wanted to listen to the cross talk, and asked to tell the whole paragraph.

Rich, willful, accompanied by a bunch of people.

Who comes to the tea garden these days? I don't like to listen to cross talk on TV anymore.

As a result, after watching it, I felt pretty good, not as old as traditional cross talk, and not as scratchy as TV cross talk, fresh and down-to-earth.

"Old man, old man, cross talk and drums."

"Taught funny drums."

"Few people listen to the funny drum now. At the beginning, there was a senior named Jia Donggua, who was their mentor. Jia Donggua took in two apprentices, one Mr. Zhang, and the other Mo Qi, brothers and sisters.

In the 1980s, there was an old TV series "Hutong Family", which was very popular. Mo Qi played a retired accountant in it, which was very impressive. "

"Yes, you were looking for me back then."

"Then why didn't you choose?"

"My shoulders are crooked."

"Hahaha!"

Mr. Xu applauded, 100% sure, this short paragraph was newly edited by the black fat man, and he flattered himself by beating around the bush.

After the previous short paragraph, enter the main text, which is the traditional cross talk "Da Shang Shou".

The characteristic of black fat man is new wine in old bottle:

One is to adapt these traditional cross talks into jokes that are more acceptable to modern people.

The second is to play around the edges, the whole point is pornographic, nasty, the audience loves it. When I become famous later, I will not talk about these things, and change it to the disciples.

Deyun Society has also begun to become a fan circle.

This piece of "Da Shangshou" was adapted by the black fat man in this time and space. It is different from what I heard before, but it is still very funny. The audience also got into the mood, booing and laughing from time to time.

The director grasped various shots and knew it well.

"good!"

"Wow, boom!"

After a speech, the audience applauded.

It's a pity for Mr. Xu. His favorite part, "The Strange Status Quo of Fifty Years of Crosstalk", probably hasn't been written yet.

"Thank you, thank you all!"

The fat black man wiped his sweat with a towel, and said, "How is it? I'm too nervous."

"It's good, I don't see any tension, I'm very relaxed."

"Can that work?"

"It can be used, it can be used!"

Yu Qian and the others huffed and gathered around, vigorously: "How much can I use?"

"Six seconds."

puff!

All dishes.

"Isn't it too short?"

"It's only 4 minutes in total, how much do you want?"

The director asked them to watch the replay, and said: "Two shots, one is Xiao Guo saying, making a hand gesture, which is quite cold. The other is a large panorama, the audience applauds loudly, and the two of you become a distant view on the stage. "

The same is true for Peking Opera. After filming for a long time, only 9 seconds are left. One shot is for drawing eyebrows, one for singing, and one for dancing with swords and spears.

Ouch, everyone understands, it's not easy to feel uncomfortable.

The staff began to give out red envelopes again, which were quite thin, and they were very satisfied. They thought they would be voluntary, but in the end there were labor fees.

Packing up and preparing to leave, Xu Fei shook hands with Zhang Wenshun: "Take care of yourself, old man, and I want to hear your cross talk."

"It must be. I feel very honored to be able to participate in such a major event in Ershun's year."

A group of people poked at the door to see Mr. Xu off. Seeing people getting into the car, the fat man quickly rubbed the red envelopes and asked, "How much do you guess?"

"50!"

"20!"

"200!"

Yu Qian said: "Mr. Xu treats you well and doesn't show it. I guess it's 100 yuan."

Everyone opened it and saw that it was one hundred.

Calculated according to the funding provided by the Olympic Bidding Committee, it is too little. Mr. Xu felt that it was not easy for everyone, so he paid for it himself.

Fatty Hei was very happy, and said: "It's all right, we've been performing for several days, let's boil mutton tonight!"

"Boil mutton! Boil mutton!"

…………

It has been more than two months for Xu Xiaolong.

Yes, Xu Xiaolong. The second one is called Xu Xiaohu.

Every day, she either eats, laxes, sleeps, or cries, which can annoy her mother to death. Fortunately, there are so many people to take care of her.

Xiaoxu is planning to lose weight, and at the same time, she is looking forward to Zhang Li's birth soon, because she doesn't like living in a small building, and always wants to move back, and let Teacher Xu wash diapers every day.

Teacher Xu has been with Zhang Li for more than seven months now.

She has been independent since she was a child, and she is used to living without her parents, so she simply didn't let her family over. I work every day with my stomach upright, and I don't feel tired.

I just cry a lot, and occasionally wake up in the middle of the night, and I can only fall asleep after some comforting.

Night, study.

Xu Fei hurriedly wrote a plan.

He has been so busy recently that he had a baby when he came back from Berlin. After the birth, he went to various provinces to talk about theaters. After the talk, he had to go to Cannes.

On May 14th, the day after tomorrow, the 53rd Cannes Film Festival opens.

Luc Besson served as the chairman of the jury, and three Chinese-language films, "Yi Yi", "In the Mood for Love" and "The Devil Is Coming", were shortlisted, all of which are classics.

Both Xu Fei and Lao Song had to go for the world premiere of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and the next step of negotiations for "Train to Busan".

"How many pajamas do you bring?"

"No, I'll buy it over there."

"I'll bring you two."

"You rest, I will pretend later."

"Do you want a bow tie?"

"I've brought you ten pairs of socks."

"Do you swim? Get some swimming trunks."

"Take a break if you tell me, I'll do it myself after I finish writing!"

"..."

Xu Fei scratched his messy head, barely finished writing, only to realize that there was no movement for a long time.

I ran to the bedroom and saw that he was lying on the bed, with a back wearing a suspender nightgown, with rounded curves from head to toe.

Usually, if you put on this look, you are angry, but it is very rare for Zhang Li. He went up lightly, embraced from behind, and stroked the soft and elastic belly.

"Didn't I let you rest, I'm not a child."

"Shall we clean up together?"

"Really angry?"

"Why……"

Seeing that she didn't speak, Xu Fei leaned over and gently bit her ear.

The more you bite, the more red, the more you bite, the hotter you are, and you rub your body against each other. Zhang Li couldn't take it anymore, and stretched out her hand to push: "Don't make trouble!"

She turned around, really teary again, wiped her eyes and touched his face, she knew that the man was a little agitated based on so many years of getting along with him.

Teacher Xu performed very well in this regard. During the pregnancy of the two, they were honest and loyal.

Xu Fei looked like "Don't look down on others", and hugged Zhang Li out of bed under Zhang Li's white eyes, "Pack up your luggage."