Snake Wife

Envy Xu Xian, dare the sun snake?

This may be an online story.

But I have to tell you, my second uncle is probably a real version of Xu Xian!

I heard from the villagers that he had done something shameless with a big snake.

In the words of city dwellers, you have a "eel gate" there, and our poor village has a "big snake gate".

My second uncle's name is Zhang Youcai. Strictly speaking, he is not my second uncle, but an orphan of a comrade in arms adopted by my grandfather.

The old man is the pride of our poor mountain village. He has carried a gun and stood for the motherland.

But his two sons, that is, my father and my second uncle, are really mice born of tigers. One is worse than the other.

My father is not promising, can only face the loess, back to the sky in the ground to dig food. To put it bluntly, he is an old farmer.

What about my second uncle?

More waste!

My father is honest in doing farm work and can marry a daughter-in-law.

But my second uncle is very old. He idles around all day. The girls in the village look down on him.

The old man has beaten and scolded. After all, he is not his father. It's hard to discipline him.

Every time you fart in your left ear, it's like a fart in your right ear.

There's really no way. The old farmers depend on the mountains and water. The old man simply kicked Zhang Youcai out of the house and let him hunt in the mountains to support himself.

Although our "Liu village" is poor and isolated, it has one advantage.

There are many animals in the mountains. As long as you have the ability to hunt, you will never be hungry.

Unfortunately

Facts have proved that Zhang Youcai is really a waste. He has been running in the mountains for half a month and hasn't taken out any eggs.

What makes people speechless most is that he offended Liu Dafang, an old hunter in Liucun.

Why?

It turned out that Zhang Youcai went hunting in the mountains that day. After wandering all day, he got nothing.

As a result, on the way home, I met Liu Dafang.

I found that the old hunter was digging a tree hole with his bare arms. On the other side, his clothes were tied tightly, and there was a "worm" wrapped inside.

The term "long worm" means "snake".

If you want to catch a snake, you can sell the snake meat to the rich people in the city for nourishment, and you can go to the drugstore for some money to buy the snake gall.

As I have said before, Zhang Youcai has no knowledge and skills, and is good at lazy work. This kind of person, in our words, is called "tianbang".

It's said that his peers are enemies. Liu Dafang has a good harvest every day, but he doesn't get a fart himself.

For a moment, he was so jealous that he untied his clothes and let the snake go.

As a result, when he did it, he was found by Liu Dafang. The two first tear than, and later scuffle together.

In the end, it went to the old man.

According to Liu Dafang, the snake he caught is a very rare "White Snake". The value is immeasurable, Zhang Youcai, this is to let oneself spend money!

As a result, grandfather had no choice but to pay for his "disobedient son" stupidity. It took two piglets of his family to compensate Liu Dafang.

Normally, it's just an episode.

But who knows, after that day, the fortunes of Zhang Youcai and Liu Dafang changed.

Zhang Youcai, a rookie hunter, has a good harvest every day. Even in the cold winter months of Northeast China, when the mountains are sealed by heavy snow, Zhang Youcai can still beat two pheasants.

In his own words, he didn't know how to fix it, almost closed his eyes. It was as if the prey had hit him at the muzzle of his gun and intended to die.

In this way, life at home began to be a little better.

Other people's home is rice, but my family has meat every day.

But it didn't last long. Later, the state began to control guns, and some prey became state protected animals. The hunter can't eat this bowl of rice.

Liu Dafang washed his hands and Zhang Youcai's gun was seized.

Normally, we can't hunt any more. Should Zhang Youcai take heart and work hard at home?

But he didn't! As always, running towards the mountains every day. Besides, they go to the mountains at night.

The old man was very angry. In order to keep him in mind, he asked the matchmaker to talk about matchmaking everywhere, hoping to find a daughter-in-law for Zhang Youcai.

You said my second Uncle Zhang Youcai didn't have a formal job and didn't want to be a farmer. It's the kind of owners who "can't get big money, but look down on small money". Almost three men, there is a woman willing to marry him, should thank God.

But what about him?

Forced by the pressure of the old man, he went to see each other for several times, but he didn't want to be ugly!

But the old man was very angry. At that time, he couldn't breathe and lay in bed.

Seeing that the old man is ill, Zhang Youcai feels guilty.

Had to, had to tell the truth, he said he had a daughter-in-law!What's more, his daughter-in-law is still a beautiful woman. These blind date women can't even compare with her toes.

It's a whole family thing.

My dear! Ugliness doesn't look up to this rascal. Is there a big beauty with him? How blind should that woman be?

It's not that I've been single for a long time. Have I been sick?

So he went to the mountains in the middle of the night. Grandfather became suspicious and asked my father to follow him to see what Zhang Youcai was doing in the mountains.

My father is very difficult, this evening into the mountains, unfamiliar people, into the must get lost.

There's no way. The family can only take a basket of eggs and ask another hunter, Liu Dafang, for help.

In this way, Liu Dafang is soft mouthed and short handed. He follows Zhang Youcai into the mountain.

But who would have thought that something would happen as soon as he went!

Liu Dafang went there for three days and three nights without any news.

When my grandfather was in such a hurry that he considered whether to go to the village head and mobilize the whole village to go up the mountain to look for people, Liu Dafang suddenly appeared again.

At that time, he was very embarrassed, his face was terrible white, and his whole body was wet, as if he had been picked up from the water.

Grandfather quickly let my father to boil a bowl of ginger soup, give him down. When Liu Dafang was a little better, he asked him what happened?

Liu Dafang sighed and said that he was guilty.

After his description, we all know what happened.

It turns out that Liu Dafang followed Zhang Youcai into the mountain and lost him. Fortunately, he runs all year round and is familiar with the mountains.

After searching, in the mountain, he heard a man and a woman whispering.

Women don't know, but he is familiar with men's voice, which is Zhang Youcai's voice.

These two vigorous young people, said, and then did something shameless and impetuous.

The man gasps heavily, the woman that Jiao gasps is lets the human body feel numb, the blood vessel expands.

Liu Dafang is also an old bachelor. He has never met a woman and doesn't know what to do.

So, he had a bad idea, secretly leaned over, opened the grass and looked inside.

But as soon as the grass is removed

The trough! At that time, Liu Dafang almost didn't pee.