Snake Wife

"All right! If you want to get rid of harm for the people, we have to keep up with our ideological awareness, right? "

Looking at the outside, the sun set, and immediately I started with Wang he.

You have to go home before you leave, don't you?

Dumb girl where waiting for me, I put down the hoe, and then came a sentence, "little sister, I have to take this friend to the mountain to have a look, you don't wait for me to eat."

Dumb girl nodded.

I turned to Wang he and said, "let's go!"

Who ever thought that Wang he would stare at the dumb girl when he turned his head.

This is also a common situation. Niang xipi, as long as she is a male, she can't wipe her feet when she sees a dumb girl.

"Let's go and see!" I spat.

Wang he nodded, then turned his head and walked away. He didn't know what he was talking about, and then he pinched a strange hand. The next moment, I did not react, he turned his head and pointed at the dumb girl, "broken!"

Unfortunately, eggs are useless.

Dumb girl standing where, what reaction did not, also with a pair of look at the Idiot's eyes staring at him.

Wang he was also encircled, and then stamped his foot and pointed again, "broken!"

"Ah, break again!"

It still doesn't work.

Wang he is silly.

I rolled my eyes and scolded, "brother Wang He, what are you doing? Is it sensationalism? "

In a word, it made Wang He blush.

Then he laughed awkwardly, "it's OK, it's OK!"

Finish saying, still suspicious of saw a dumb wench, then we two go back.

Along the way, this guy kept asking about dumb girls.

I'm really a little annoyed. What does he want to ask?

Wang he said that the girl's body, although very pale, but he still smelled. There is a faint evil spirit!

I rolled a white eye son, say I get along day and night everyday, I how didn't smell evil spirit? There was only a faint aroma.

Wang he said that I was confused by her skin.

I said, "shit! Don't think you're the only one with something, and so am I. If the young lady was really a demon, she would have been recruited. "

Wang he nodded and said that he had tried just now, no problem. I'm afraid that girl should be contaminated with something unclean.

I don't argue.

Then, leading him to the foot of the mountain before, I pointed to the cliff above and said, "the coffin was on it at that time."

"And now?" Wang he asked.

I rolled my eyes and said, "it's a little bit Biao, isn't it? The coffin is a cultural relic. Of course, it was sent to the museum by the state. "

Wang he gave a "Oh", then pointed to the top and said, "go up and have a look.".

I opened my eyes wide and looked surprised.

"Brother, you see that the sun is going to set. Let's go up. Isn't that big night?"

"Why? Are you scared? The front also said that you have the holy instrument, do not be afraid

"Ha ha, I'm just an old farmer."

"Come on, don't be so fussy. Don't forget that you are predestined with Buddhism."

"Again!"

I rolled my eyes and finally had to go with him.

It's a long and boring way up the mountain. Then the guy "brainwashed" me and said that I was predestined to Buddha. In the future, I would defend the dignity of Buddha, get rid of demons and defend Taoism.

It's puzzling for me. I said that although the fight is really fierce, but What does this have to do with Buddhism? Besides, the old lame fortune teller said I was a general!

Wang he said with a smile, "that's right. You were born to defend the Buddha."

"You're here again, aren't you? I'll be fooled by you again and become a monk. "

"The best, the best!"

"Come on, Buddhism stresses forgiveness and equality. Who told you to fight? I don't read much. Don't lie to me

As a result, Wang he laughed. What did he say?

Buddhists also need thugs!

What do you do to fight against Buddha? What does King Kong do?

There are also Blazing Angels fighting for God in this western religion. In reality, there are still knights. Why can't Buddhism have them?

These words made me speechless.

Then I said with a smile, "in this case, defend Buddhism and Taoism. Hey, hey Give me some equipment and arm me as a paladin

"Bah, if you want to be beautiful and concentrate on Buddhism, you will be invincible. Wait, when you meet a zombie, just try it. "

Shit! I understand. Eight days is a trick to play with zombies.

I don't believe that unless I'm stuck in the door.

After pulling for a long time, Duzi finally made it to the top of the mountain. Then he stood on it and looked around.

What about Wang he?He looked left and right, then calculated where he pinched his finger, and recited the formula in his mouth.

After a long time, he frowned and said, "strange things, strange things!"

I asked him, what's the matter?

Wang he said, the terrain here! But it's a treasure land. It absorbs a lot of mountains and rivers. No wonder the corpse has not rotted for thousands of years.

"Oh, I can't see it! You are Tantric school. Do you study Buddhism? Do you know all the skills of Taoist Feng Shui? "

"Fart! Haven't you heard of the Buddhists and Taoists? "

At this point, Wang he frowned and said, "it's bad, it's bad. This is a damn peerless Feng Shui

I touched my head and said, "I don't understand! What's more, why are you swearing again? "

"I'll explain it to you. Fengshui is a good acupoint. If the corpse is buried in it, it will not rot, or even bring the dead back to life. However, it will absorb all the surrounding mountains and rivers. After the success, only this mountain is green water and green mountains, and the surrounding areas will be dry, withered and barren. "

I grinned and said, "it seems you haven't learned home! Isn't it good around here? If there is no grass, how can we common people live? "

"So This is the weirdest part. Unless, there is a Dharma array that blocks this kind of absorption. " Wang he's words suddenly made me stare, like thinking of something.

That's right! Which of the following eight trigrams Tai Chi.

For a moment, my head hummed for a while, it seems that there is no connection between the plot, now one by one of the series to one, as if it has become inevitable.

"I said Are you telling the truth? Will this thing really absorb all the air of the surrounding mountains and rivers? "

When I asked, Wang he rolled his eyes and said, "have you ever heard of the drought?"

"Well, I've heard of that. What's the matter?"

"Whenever there is drought, the earth cracks and there is no harvest. The city will invite Mr. Feng Shui to come to see it. He will dig out the dry land nearby. It's a zombie, too. They absorb the air of mountains and rivers. "

My scalp exploded and I said, "you mean What was here before was also a drought! "