Song Tan Jishi

Qiaoqiao doesn't understand other people's pain. He only knows that children need to learn more knowledge.

At this moment, he said excitedly: "Look, it's time to do it! Everyone must study hard, so that if you can't come to the pig killing feast, you can still make it for yourself."

【? ? ? Teacher, are you speaking in human language? 】

[Okay, okay, stab me, right? 】

[The laborer cried bitterly. Can I afford to rent a kitchen, or am I lucky enough to participate in the pig-killing feast? 】

[A migrant worker with a monthly salary of 3,500 won a prize. Who among you understands my distress! 】

【Versailles, right? Just say whether you want to go or not! 】

[Open this book and study hard! After the New Year, you will have another skill to submit your resume! 】

[That...that...thank you Teacher Qiaoqiao! Our local good unit is recruiting a food major but one who can cook]

【? ? ? 】

[I couldn’t write the answer to the previous one. I came third in the written test but my resume said I can pickle vegetables, make pumpkins, vine-dried sweet potatoes, dry-fried sour cowpeas, and make soy beans...]

[Continue with the previous one - ugh! I hit! Ahhh, thank you Teacher Qiaoqiao! 】

【……】

[My family members have broken the defense. Others can get offers while watching the live broadcast, but I have nothing and can’t even grab food]

【What? ! Learning multiple skills really helps! Teacher Qiaoqiao, wait for me, take out your notebook now! 】

But making burnt leaves is really simple. Knock the eggs into the flour one by one, then add black sesame seeds and salt in sequence, add a little water, and stir the flour into a flocculent shape.

The seventh cousin was very worried about these old men who were in a hurry. At this moment, he repeatedly warned: "Be sure to put less water, pour it little by little... put less, put less, or it will turn into batter!"

"Hey, why are your hands shaking at this age? I told you to add less water... It's okay, please add more noodles."

"Stir the two balls into a flocculation. You haven't seen what a flocculation is... You really haven't seen it? Then... you mix it first, and I'll tell you when it's done."

"This is good, this is good for mixing. Just knead them into dough. Knead them as you like. You can knead them however you want..."

"Okay, okay, once you knead the dough, it will be fine. Cover the basin with plastic wrap and let it rest for 20 minutes."

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha as if I saw myself]

[Ah, look at the vicissitudes of the hands, is it possible that the old man from the village has also been recruited to help? 】

[I know this question! Master, do it boldly! If there is too much water, add noodles; if there is too much noodles, add water]

【that is! You can add a lot to such a big pot, so there’s nothing to worry about]

[Oh my god, who’s little old man can’t stir noodles even at such an old age? It’s such a blessing! 】

The barrage is lively and lively, and people can't help but imagine the excitement of the pig killing feast again.

The seventh cousin walked around and gave instructions repeatedly.

The old men were in a hurry and trembling with fear. At the same time, he glanced at Xiao Du and the others who were washing up outside with envious eyes, and thought to himself that it would be better to do something mindless!

However, after all, anyone with zero basic knowledge can master this, so after some stumbling, everyone succeeded.

Including the seventh cousin's and Qiao Qiao's pots, a total of 6 pots were placed in rows on the long table. Only Lao Yang, who was boring to boil water, came out with the boiling water, facing his happy companions, full of jealousy in his heart.

But soon he was no longer jealous, because when he was filling the stove with firewood, he discovered a sweet potato in the corner!

Hey hey hey! How else can we say that lighting fires is a good job? Warm, relaxing, and a little surprise!

Without saying a word, just stuff it into the stove!

While the dough was rising, Qiaoqiao took her cell phone and walked out of the yard.

On the large cement floor at the door, little Brother Du was squatting on the ground with a brush, holding on to the overturned oval-shaped barrel and scrubbing hard, causing the barrage to hiss and haha——

【This waist sisters! Let’s just say, I never mentioned that there is such a benefit to the pig killing feast. Wuwuwu]

[Hey, sisters, look at the one painting the big wooden boards! Butt is so perky! 】

【That one! The one who is lifting the iron hook from the hot water bucket to wipe it, that one with ape-like arms and wasp waist! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the body proportions are so good! 】

【Okay, okay! This is a small pig-killing feast, but there are so many top-notch products - you have the ability to show us your face! 】

[Teacher Qiaoqiao, tell the truth, is this someone who came back from working in your village to celebrate the New Year? Ah ah ah, I carried the train there overnight! 】

【? ? ? Whose pants are on my head? Hundreds of thousands of people are watching this! 】

[Calm down, gentlemen, aren’t there people you care about on the Internet? 】

[Hiss...Are all girls on the Internet so wild and bold? 】

[In real life, you are submissive, but on the Internet, you are shashaha]

[No, no one cares about these tools? It looks like the stuff used to kill pigs at home when I was a kid]

[Yes, yes, it looks familiar to me too. Is that big wooden board being washed the removed door panel?

[And that big bathtub, is it used to hold hot water when shaving pig hair? 】

【? ? ? What? Is there so much emphasis on killing pigs? Why do you have to remove the door panel? 】

[Because local materials are used, the old-fashioned wooden door panels in rural areas can be easily disassembled, which is convenient]

[Ah ah ah old traditional pig killing! Teacher Qiaoqiao! Please live broadcast! 】

[Ah, I'm afraid it won't be broadcast. As for the bloody scenes... but the scene of the pig being disemboweled after death can be broadcast]

But Qiaoqiao didn't pay attention to the barrage at all. He just walked around in the open space and explained to everyone:

"This is a bathtub for killing pigs. Now only the pig-killer's house has one. Many families in the village have showers and don't use this one anymore."

"The pig-killing master said that this door panel was used in the past, and he didn't lose it when he built a new house. He took it out again this time..."

"This iron rack is used to hang the pigs after they are killed and then cut them up. Look at these hooks, are they so fierce? Brother Qi just scalded them with boiling water."

As he spoke, he sighed again: "Pigs are so pitiful... But my sister said that in the morning, Laba gives the pigs the fermented glutinous rice they brewed before, and then they fall asleep after eating, and they won't feel any pain or fear!"

【……】

[As expected of you, Teacher Qiaoqiao, Piggy is so pitiful, how can it be so delicious? Woohoohoo]

[Sleep and kill something... It’s hard to comment, but it’s pretty good]

[I’ve seen pigs struggling and being tortured, and it’s really good to sleep after that]

[There is actually still mash for brewing... wuwuwu, this drunkard can't wait to replace the pig himself! 】

[Um...it's not necessary for the previous one, I don't eat human flesh. 】

[Hiss, the scene suddenly became bloody, but I have to ask again: Do you sell pork? 】

[Damn, damn, damn, damn, why wasn’t I the one participating in the pig-killing feast! ! ! 】

[Um... I want to inform you that our pig-killing feast team has got off the train at the high-speed rail station hahahahaha]

[Ah, ah, the thief shall die! 】

Update 1, good morning!