Song Tan Jishi

  Chapter 653 653. The joy of feeding the dog

  So, in the simple office, Song Tan squatted in front of the coffee table and filled out the form, so smooth that he didn't need to think. On the desk here, the person in charge and the breeder stared at a large blank form, their minds went blank.

  Just... how to fill in this?

   One person leads four sick dogs, how can I fill in this, this, this, this?

  The two of them scratched their heads and fidgeted, unable to write a word.

  Song Tan had a problem for someone, but she didn't seem to notice it at all. At this moment, she quickly filled out the four forms and snapped the pen cap:

   "Are you all right now? It's all right. I'll go get my three treasures back first. It's pretty hot outside."

  Although she didn't lock the car door, it's noon and it's getting steamy under the shade of the trees, so it's better to turn on the air conditioner.

   And waiting for her to slap her **** and leave, the two of them took a look at the application form she filled out—

   Okay, probably already confident, the reason for the adoption is written in a big way:

  【Duoduo/Handsome/Princess/Cocklebur...all really like her! 】

   Is this the reason? Obviously very unreliable.

  However, after thinking about it, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it!

   The two of them looked at each other, then at the blank form in front of them, and suddenly started to write.

   If it's bad, let's make it bad together. There are monitoring, so I'm not afraid that the leaders won't believe it!

   On the other hand, Song Tan opened the car door, reached out and hugged out the two big watermelons placed under the front seat.

   "My lord, three treasures and four treasures, let's go, eat watermelon!"

   While rambling: "Sister recruited four younger brothers for you, the dog is very good, but the physique is a bit weak, I will take care of you first..."

   "At first I wanted to build a better one, but they insisted. There is no way, I can only wrong you for working hard for a while..."

   "Wow!"

   "Wow!"

   "Wow!"

  Wow, I agree, Song Tan nodded in satisfaction:

   "Let's go, let's take you to eat watermelon! Don't be afraid, my sister still likes you the most. I will pick a big piece of watermelon for you later."

   Several Bao'ers understood, and now they flicked their tails quickly.

   And here, Song Tan also entered the office with two large watermelons weighing twenty catties, and opened his mouth to ask:

   "Do you have a knife?"

  The breeder was stunned: "Where did you get the watermelon?"

  Song Tan said enthusiastically: "I brought it specially from home. My watermelon is delicious. Thinking that everyone here is a hero, let's give everyone an extra meal!"

   Bring watermelon to the dog?

   It’s not that you can’t eat it. Why does it sound so weird?

   But after all, they brought it on purpose. Even if the watermelon is not worth two yuan now, the person in charge still smiled:

   "There must be a knife. He has to cook for the dog every day. I'll go to the kitchen to get it."

   looked at the two watermelons again: "Take a big basin, or I'm afraid it won't fit in it, this watermelon is really big, you're not weak..."

  The breeder stared at the watermelon twice:

   "Then this big melon is fine, and I have thirty or forty heroes here." Of course, some people with poor stomachs can only eat a little, which is barely enough.

   As he spoke, he picked up a big watermelon and rinsed it under the faucet at the door.

  And Song Tan did some research: "That's right, let's eat together, I won't eat, and I will leave two extra yuan for you two."

  She didn't expect that there are so many retired dogs in this base. These two watermelons look big, and they must not be enjoyable to eat.

   But it’s okay, let’s taste it to make a base, and next year’s new product will be released...cough.

It happened that the person in charge came over with a big shiny kitchen knife, and he laughed out loud when he heard the words: "There is no need to be so frugal, we want to eat watermelon, we can buy it when we go out. He can buy vegetables every day, and there is a meal supplement of."

   Besides, how much can the little girl save between her teeth? It's really unnecessary, and it's not a rare thing.

  Song Tan is used to everyone's stubbornness before eating, and now when he took the knife, he clicked hard.

  In an instant, the fragrance of melon wafted out, and the king sniffed and waited patiently. The Three Treasures and Four Treasures are not like him, who can often start a small stove when guarding the melon fields, but now they are already moaning anxiously.

   From the breeder's point of view, it gave him more confidence.

   Such a big dog, but such a calm personality, this girl is really good at training dogs... not bad!

  Hey, but this melon is really fragrant...how can it be so fragrant? The local melons in their market are also grown in the sun-dried soil, so why don't they have this taste?

  …

   Each of these melons weighed nearly twenty catties, and they were chopped up randomly by Song Tan. The red flesh and emerald green skin quickly filled the entire basin.

  The light red juice dripped down the chopping board little by little, as if the person in charge was bleeding from the tip of his heart—

  This knife technique! Cutting vegetables for pigs is a waste!

  He couldn't see it, so he quickly stretched out his hand:

   "Come, come, give me the knife, and I'll cut it."

  How can such a good melon be cut like this?

  Song Tan: ... Cough, I'm used to it.

  Doesn’t it have to be cut like this when feeding dogs at home? Too averagely sliced ​​and no fun. Just a big piece and a small piece, just watch them pick and choose carefully. Measure the size, eat it in your mouth, and then regret it and act like a baby...

   Tsk, let’s just say that these serious people don’t understand fun when raising dogs.

  The person in charge is cutting the knife, and she picked two pieces of uneven size in advance and placed them in front of the three treasures and four treasures:

   "Come on, who will eat this piece?"

  Sanbao and Sibao squatted in front of them, staring at the two pieces of watermelon, in a dilemma.

   Let’s eat the big ones, maybe we’ll make up for the small ones later.

   Eat the small one, what if she doesn't compensate or the compensation is very small?

  Which one is taking advantage?

  The two Bao'er were groaning anxiously, their front paws alternately moving forward and backward on the ground, obviously very tangled.

   "Choose quickly," Song Tan urged viciously, "If you don't choose again, the ones in the basin will be taken out and distributed to other dogs later."

  But, but do you choose the big or the small? Three Treasures and Four Treasures, hurry up!

  The next moment, a huge dog's head came in from the side, opened its mouth and took a sip, and rolled two pieces of watermelon into its mouth. Afterwards, the juice from the chewing splatter splashed, and just listening to the sound, one knew that it must be extremely sweet.

  Song Tan: …

  Three Treasures and Four Treasures:…

   "Wow woof woof woof!!" They were anxious!

   "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...Why are you doing this, my lord? It's not good to steal things from younger brothers and sisters..."

  The king tilted his head innocently, as if to say: Who made them be so grumpy?

   And here, the knife in the hands of the person in charge who witnessed all of them couldn't cut through.

  He looked at the neatly cut melons he had cut, and then at the melons of different sizes in the pot...

  Why, why is the dog so cute while eating!

  Damn it! How much did he miss?

  Looking down at the melons on the chopping board again, he simply cut his heart, regardless of size or mess.

   As for asking for leave, I have been asking for leave at night for seven or eight years, only when I was struggling and unable to write.

   Regarding rest, I ask for 3-4 days off every month, and it has lasted for seven or eight years.

It will always be this frequency in the future. I don’t have the habit of saving manuscripts. Even if there are updates every day, the frequency of asking for leave is still the same. Please understand (because I don’t write many code words, I have already lost a **** bet with others, which proves true. There is no cure...)

   I don’t want to either(*)

  (end of this chapter)