Song Tan Jishi

Faced with Boss Chang, who is wealthy and powerful and monopolizes his business, Boss Qian and Boss Wang can only retreat in frustration.

 But now that I have arrived, it is really sad that I can’t spend a penny.

But Zhang Yanping had no choice: "It's really gone. I saw that the soybean sauce jar in the corner was gone. Boss Chang bought two jars of soy beans and watermelon sauce, saying it was for customers as souvenirs..."

 Their online store hasn't started selling them yet, so there are only four cylinders left. As for those two tanks, just bottling them took them a long time.

Boss Qian perked up and finally found something he could buy. Without saying a word, he said, "I want to buy soy sauce too! Let's get ten cans first!"

 Otherwise, they really have nothing to buy.

Zhang Yanping:…

"Okay, okay!" he asked: "Want it now? Do you still have lunch at noon? The person in charge of the canteen on the mountain."

What?

 Boss Qian was shocked: “I don’t buy chestnuts, and now I don’t keep them at home for dinner?!”

Zhang Yanping was helpless: "Not really... Mainly because there is a new chef, and a group of fishermen came over today. Master Jiang on the mountain is going to make his specialty dish... Okay, okay, let's keep it at home! Then finish the sauce before eating. Pretend it for you?"

Boss Qian doesn’t listen to this nonsense!

Anyway, he knows that the best food is at Lao Song’s house. Now he has taken root here and will never waver!

In this case, Zhang Yanping did not force it, but just looked at the time: "Then you sit down first, drink tea and eggs, and help yourself, I have to go up the mountain!"

Today’s chestnut knocking, it would be a waste not to let Qiao Qiao live broadcast such a good opportunity.

By the way, let’s pre-sell their roasted chestnuts.

And when he gave his mobile phone to Qiaoqiao, he had to go to the bricks next to the pig pen in the back mountain to dig up a few small red earthworms, because this was a fishing benefit that fishermen strongly requested!

As for how to distribute it...I can only feel sorry for the earthworms, half one per person!

So even though Zhang Yanping didn't do any physical work, he still had a lot of things planned for the whole morning!

 As for the copywriting of various products in Taotaobao store...don’t you still have to go to Xin Jun?

  If a tutor does such a good job, it’s normal for him to work overtime for free, right?

Xin Jun, who was sitting in front of the computer upstairs, smiled slightly—he wouldn’t dig up earthworms anyway.

 …

It’s too late to post a live broadcast preview at this point, but it’s the morning after all, and there isn’t much traffic yet.

Zhang Yanping hesitated for a while, and finally decided to warm up the show by himself - after all, Qiaoqiao's live broadcast is really profitable, it can bring goods, and it can also attract rewards.

 He turned on his mobile phone, logged into the live broadcast room, and then cleared his throat, and suddenly got stuck again—

How to say this?

It didn't seem difficult to watch Qiaoqiao's live broadcast before, but it was even easier when he followed along and supplemented it. But why can't he open his mouth when it's his turn?

 Fortunately, this restraint was temporary. After looking at the increasing number of viewers at the top of the page, Zhang Yanping calmed down instantly: there was nothing to panic, just like he was introducing the product to his customers.

 And what he is going to introduce this time—

 “Good morning.” Zhang Yanping, who was dark, strong and fierce, showed his face in the live broadcast room with a ferocious smile, making the hearts of several new fans who had just entered the live broadcast room jump.

Thinking to myself: Is the business scope of the underworld quite wide now?

But soon, they reacted and saw Zhang Yanping twitching the corner of his mouth, with a hint of a smile: "Has everyone eaten?"

【have eaten! have eaten! Must eat it! 】

　　【I haven't eaten it yet, but if you ask me, brother, I must have eaten it. 】

　　【Let’s just say, I looked through the replay of the live broadcast at the beginning, and our leader is not always so dark,】

　　【I also watched it. At first, he was white, fat and soft, and his smile was particularly amiable】

　　【Brother, let's just say, can you wear a hat to protect yourself from the sun when you go out? If this continues, your ID card will have to be checked dozens of times every time you take the high-speed rail]

　　　　　Why is this so? 】

The barrage flashed by line by line, while Zhang Yanping was drafting in his mind, and smoothly cut the page camera to the front, and explained in his mouth:

"Teacher Qiaoqiao was on the mountain guarding people playing chestnuts today. She didn't bring her mobile phone. I'll give it to her on the way when I'm done." "Now, let me do the work."

Barrage:…

　　【Having said that, when you said "throwing bricks to attract jade", it was like you were trying to smash a concrete slab at me】

　　【Don't mention it, I was so nervous that I choked to death】

【elder brother! elder brother! No, let’s turn on a beauty filter during the live broadcast]

　　【That’s it, brother! You turn on your beauty to the maximum, and when you have an awl face and big eyes, we won’t be afraid anymore]

But Zhang Yanping was doing a serious live broadcast for the first time today, and he was still a little nervous. He didn't dare to watch the barrage at all, for fear of affecting his mentality.

 He just took a deep breath:

“Since you’ve all eaten, I’ll take you to look for earthworms.”

“Our fish pond has finally welcomed another group of fishing brothers. As the first fishing trip in autumn, today’s bonus is five small earthworms!”

“Come on, let’s see how many bricks we can find today!”

 While he was talking, he had already arrived at the pig pen in the back mountain.

The camera cuts into a pig pen. No matter how big or small the pigs are, they scream at the top of their lungs when people come, as if they haven't had enough to eat at all.

 Looking at their physiques, no one can believe it!

 At this moment, netizens feel distressed:

 【Brother, give the piglets something to eat, they are hungry】

　　　【Poor thing, how come you can't get enough to eat even if you become a pig? What's the significance of this pig's birth】

 【Brother, shall we cook pig food live? I really like to see you brandishing a kitchen knife with an expressionless face, chopping pumpkins and sweet potatoes fiercely]

　　【The one in front, something is wrong with you. 】

 【I...there seems to be something wrong with me, I want to see it, I don't want to see it】

　　【Watching this will only make me realize that all the pigs in the anchor's house eat better than me】

【etc! No one pays attention to earthworms? 】

  【As a fisherman, I am very envious at this moment】

　　【Catching fish and setting up such a big battle usually means people are addicted to food... You have the ability to position yourself! 】

　　【Should we still use earthworms for fishing? How disgusting. 】

【Etc., etc! Why do some pigs look different? 】

At this time, Zhang Yanping, who was already hard-hearted, avoided a few pigs, then rummaged under the pile of unused bricks and moved the camera closer.

"Earthworms generally stay more in such cool and humid places. I actually don't have much experience, but generally speaking, the probability of digging here is higher than digging in the soil." Zhang Yanping explained seriously .

“Come on, let’s open the blind box! Guess, everyone, how many suitable lines are there under this brick?”

“Let me state it in advance, the thick black and gray ones do not count.”

 He raised his hand and picked up the brick.

In the slightly sunken black soil, a small red earthworm with a hint of pink was seen twisting rapidly in the soil. It looked full of energy and did not make people feel disgusting or scary.

 Update 2, there are more.

 The next few chapters are all live broadcasts, so you can skip them if you don’t want to watch them.

When I was a kid, I loved finding earthworms for my dad. They were usually found under piles of bricks and tiles in pig pens or anywhere.

 But if it were a black and gray thick earthworm rolling around, I would feel so uncomfortable!

 So I decided to mention it here (I haven’t finished it yet), and everyone should accompany me...