Song Tan Jishi

Chapter 849 849. Goose Girl

The live broadcast studio is not convinced about changing anchors to do mukbang.

　　【Eat sweet potatoes raw? That's it? Please send two of them over]

　　【Your sweet potato is not good, send it over and I will show you what is not good.】

 【Click to see the down-and-out gangster living in poverty, stealing sweet potatoes to feed himself】

 【You are still ruthless hahahahahahaha】

　　【At least take it home and wash it, the water outside is so dirty】

  【Beware of parasites】

Zhang Yanping finally scrubbed the mud clean. Now he took out a paring knife and was about to peel it. When he turned his face, he saw this barrage.

At this moment, his dark face was furrowed with thick brows, and he looked fierce. His words were more like he was torturing his younger brother:

 “Just tell me if you can eat it!”

 The barrage paused strangely.

 After a moment, someone said:

　　【Can be eaten! It’s edible! Brother, don’t listen to them, poor people are very particular]

【that is! My eldest brother is reduced to chewing sweet potatoes, but he is still afraid of parasites? 】

　　【Laughing to death! Can I still buy deworming medicine that costs two yuan a piece at the drug store when my eldest brother makes a comeback? 】

　　【Big brother, feel free to eat, for a real man, washing off the mud will show respect】

【that is! When we were kids, we used to use our front teeth to chew off the skin first. My eldest brother was very particular and even prepared a knife]

【…What? Now the gangsters are also doing live broadcasts? 】

　　【You seem to be showing your loyalty to the boss at the entrance of the hall】

 【Brother, feel free to chew, I see your teeth are white, I am sure you can chew evenly】

Zhang Yanping:…

 Frowning his brows, leaning back tactically, he then clarified frantically:

"Go, go, go! What are you talking about in the live broadcast room? Do you understand the harmony of the rule of law? I just peeled it off, and you guys gave me some pointers... What about the one who came up with ideas and chewed them with teeth? Do you think dentistry doesn't make money? ?My front teeth are much more precious than sweet potato peels."

As he spoke, he took the plump and beautiful sweet potato in his hand, swiped it with a paring knife and went up to it.

"Come on, let's be a teacher for a while and teach you how to peel - you know how to use a paring knife, right? Just watch it. Peeling should be thicker. Peeling off the white skin on the surface doesn't count. There’s another layer.”

Kitchen technology is really efficient. Strips of sweet potato peels quickly fell on the grass. Zhang Yanping was peeling them while chatting with everyone. The live broadcast room was really lively as never before.

“Remember, you have to expose the red meat, otherwise it won’t taste crispy and sweet, and our family won’t pay for it... Oh, I forgot, these sweet potatoes are not for sale.”

 When he said this, he suddenly grinned ferociously:

“You go to the vegetable market to practice by yourselves.”

Studio:…

　　【Hahahaha, forgive me, my mother passed by me when I was watching the live broadcast just now and said that he looked like a murderer at this glance】

　　【Who knows? When he laughed, the instant noodles in my hand fell to the ground]

　　【Nonsense, you are all talking nonsense! My eldest brother didn’t kill anyone, he is a good person! 】

  【The gangster brother is really good at using knives, it's hard to control his imagination...】

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　? ? ? What are you imagining? Don't think blindly, brother has never stabbed anyone before! 】

 【Ah...is there anyone who is not proficient in using a paring knife?】

【But when the elder brother smiled ferociously, what was stuck on his paring knife was not sweet potato skins, but criminal evidence】

Zhang Yanping: ... He stared at the barrage speechlessly: "No wonder Qiao Qiao doesn't watch the live broadcast. Why don't you take a look at what you are talking nonsense every day?"

"What kind of criminal evidence or a ferocious smile? It's simply not accurate for you to judge people by their appearance. Half a year ago, I was the most popular young man in our wholesale market, and my affinity has become very high."

　　【I testify, I testify! I fell into the trap with my big bear’s butt. The gangster brother used to be as white and soft as a bread bun]

　　【With old fans, witness with your own eyes how the big white steamed buns are transformed into chocolate buns】

　　【No, how can there be chocolate buns in this world? 】

 【Yes, I had it when I was studying in the UK】

  【Hey, hey, I'm off topic! Brother, your criminal evidence! It’s a thick layer! 】

"Oh, my mom!" Zhang Yanping came to his senses after seeing the barrage, and saw that the whole sweet potato had been thinned out by him, and fell on the grass, covered with a layer of light Watery orange-red.

 “This cannot be wasted…”

Zhang Yanping tried hard to control his desire to pick them up and eat them again, but instead shouted to the pond in the distance:

 “Dabai! Goose sister! Do you want to have afternoon tea?”

It has been almost two months since Goosemei came home, and her physique has become stronger and stronger. Now she is even stronger than Dabai.

But because her head is too small, her IQ is not that visible to the naked eye, but she is particularly sensitive to her own name and the word "eat".

At this moment, when he heard the call, the figure swimming happily on the pond paused, then raised his neck, stepped on the clear waves like a hot wheel with his anthurium, and the whole goose "swooped" like a dragon boat and arrived at the edge of the pond. !

 Compared with her, Dabai is even a hand behind!

Zhang Yanping said "fuck", and then quickly adjusted the camera:

“Come on, come on, the 3D lens is immersive, let everyone feel the pressure from Goose Girl!”

 Everyone in the live broadcast room only felt that their perspective had changed. There was green grass in front of them and a leisurely pond in the distance.

At the edge of the pond, a thick white dot spread its wings and rushed towards this side with a crazy cry of "goose goose!"

 Behind it, there was actually another one following closely with a subtle misalignment.

 Mei Goose is getting closer and closer.

Her fierce beady eyes, the little yellow hat on top of her head, her thick neck, her high chest, and her wings that seemed to be fanning two big ass...

Now he is rushing over quickly, as if he is about to step on everyone's face at any time!

 And what about Zhang Yanping?

He smiled evilly, picked up a piece of sweet potato skin and placed it on top of the phone.

The live broadcast room was filled with exclamations!

　　【Ah ah ah ah, don't come over! ! 】

  【Ah ah ah ah, the goose is going to bite me, help me ah ah ah! 】

　　【Mr. Goose! Mr. Goose! Show mercy! I just had fillings done on the right side of my face, so I can’t fan it! 】

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　abandon.com.cn. Help). The soles of its pec major muscles and paws are going to step on my face! 】

　　【Big brother! Brother! If you keep teasing it like this, it will rush over and smash your phone to pieces! 】

Zhang Yanping was speechless for a moment: "You are too into the drama..."

However, when he saw the barrage of shredded mobile phones, he quickly threw the sweet potato peels to the ground again:

“I just replaced this mobile phone, so don’t damage it—Dabai, Goose Girl, come on, come on, fruit afternoon tea, let’s eat it first!”

Mei Goose rushed to him in an instant, with a stern look on the world, giving the fans in the live broadcast room a hard look, looking down on everyone as an equal.

Then he lowered his head, started to swallow the sweet potato skins in his flat mouth, and the food was so joyful and sweet that he couldn’t wait to eat it!

And Dabai was not to be outdone. The thick necks of the two geese were intertwined, one for you and one for me. Their wings were half-open, as if they could enter a fight at any time.

Update 2. good night.

10.12 supplement: The update may take 12 o'clock.

 (End of this chapter)