Song Tan Jishi

　　Before the agreement was drafted, the three brothers and sister backed down. When Zhang Wang's family saw this, they quickly picked up the wall and beat him on the head and face!

　　He must be careful. If he doesn’t hit anyone, he will run away!

"You beast!" A pole hit half of Zhang Baojiang's face. The cheekbones and roots of his teeth were hit hard, and the pain made the seven-foot-tall man burst into tears.

The tears haven’t fallen yet, but my whole body is crackling again and I’m getting beaten hard!

 “You heartless piece of shit!”

This is Zhang Baohe, who was treated better. He was hit in the middle of winter, directly on his calf through his thermal pants. He knelt down with an "ouch", and was hit all over his head and face, all over his back.

It was Baolan's turn. The Zhang Wang family's hands were shaking. They watched Baolan screaming and hiding, and couldn't help but burst into tears: "What evil have I done!"

 Then the pole in Song Tan's hand was taken away, and a thin stick was inserted into it. I also heard a voice of advice:

“Uncle Zhang, even though I, Sister Baolan, are so old, she is still a girl, so don’t break it... The head is made of plastic, so it won’t hurt if you hit it, and you won’t be afraid even if you exert some force.”

 There is no sense in people when they are angry.

Zhang Wang's family felt the gentleness of the hand, and without much thought, they subconsciously listened to Song Tan and struck Baolan on the head and face!

 Indeed, the front is a plastic spoon. It won’t hurt or leave marks when hit, but it won’t hurt the key parts...

However, Baolan screamed "ah" and felt the dry crumbs on the plastic spoon smashing into her hair, neck, face and body. Her whole body collapsed and went crazy:

 “Dad! Dad! If you have something to say, why can’t you use a **** spoon?!”

The yard is just that big and surrounded by a fence, so it’s not that easy to cross.

But Song Tan and a group of people were standing at the door. Even if they didn't use their bodies, the gleam of eating melons in their eyes could block the way out!

Everyone was running back and forth in the open space of the yard, and Zhang Wang's family beat whoever they caught. Now there was a burst of indiscriminate attacks, and the three brothers and sisters were in pain and collapsed. When he looked up again, his face was swollen and his cheeks were full of tears.

The Zhang Wang family came to their senses and realized that what Song Tan handed over was the big excrement scoop that the family usually used to scoop out excrement.

 The toilets in their house have always been dry toilets, the same kind of earthen dry toilets. Every once in a while, the manure in the manure tank becomes full, and it has to be scooped out with a manure scoop.

Hence, a **** scoop is a long stick with a large plastic spoon tied to the end.

　　He was not at home during this period, and the excrement on the excrement spoon has actually dried, but whether it dries or not, the excrement sticks to it...

Didn’t you see the three brothers and sister sitting on the ground crying? But their family members only dared to huddle in the corner, huddled together like quails.

—It’s true that those who were beaten were family members, but that was a manure spoon!

The corners of Zhang Wang's lips curled up, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that the depression he had felt in the past six months was gone!

He even seemed to be in a good and energetic state. At this moment, he threw the manure spoon aside and snorted coldly:

"Either you pay the alimony, and I will live in each family for a month and be cared for by you in turn. The money, house and land in that family will be divided equally when I leave."

"Either you, don't look at me. I suddenly kick off my legs and walk away. It should be yours..."

 He glanced at the shocked Teacher Tang - after all, the manure spoon really refreshed the old lady's knowledge of combat.

At this moment, Zhang Wang's family was in high spirits: "Lawyer Tang took me to the city to get notarization two days ago. After my death, the things in my house have nothing to do with you!"

 “Do you recognize me as me?!”

Grandma Tang said to herself that this little old man is quite smart - as a lawyer, she is obviously a temporary lawyer, and no matter what she does, it is within the scope of his profession. No matter what happened, it would save the family from resenting the old Song family for interfering...

Good.

 She likes to interact with smart people.   …

The three brothers and sisters also thought the same way - especially since this little old lady has so many connections, will she still be a black-hearted lawyer and let them sentence her? !

 As for alimony, that is even more impossible!

  More than 2,400 a month, they didn't know if it was reasonable, but they talked about losses, compensation, medical treatment, etc., and it sounded very similar to that.

 This means that each of the three brothers and sister has to contribute 800 a month, which is 10,000 a year! Every two months, I have to take the old man to live at home for a month...

Why, just because the thirty to fifty thousand will be divided equally among everyone after the old man leaves? But their father beats people so hard and his legs and feet are so flexible, I'm afraid he can live another ten or twenty years...

 In ten or twenty years, the alimony will cost one or two hundred thousand!

Thinking about it this way, it’s better not to recognize it!

The three brothers and sisters limped up in embarrassment, and then walked out without looking back - they originally wanted to say a few harsh words, such as I won't come even if you beg me when you are old...

 You can look at the big manure spoon in the hands of Zhang Wang’s family, and then feel the bruises on your face, cheeks, and body...

The three brothers and sisters stood at the door of the yard, turned back fiercely and said:

 “If you don’t recognize it, don’t recognize it!”

 …

 When the courtyard became quiet again, Professor Song sighed: "It's too gentle."

"It's not bad." Teacher Tang said calmly: "You have to clearly understand the main contradiction and the secondary contradiction. In addition, you have to understand your ultimate needs, and then think about what kind of goal you can achieve..."

She looked at Zhang Wang's family: "Isn't your first request that they never bother you again? Achieving this is the most important thing."

The beating was indeed light, but looking at these guys who loved money so much, they were hospitalized. If I broke an arm or leg again, if someone wise could help me later, I would find a TV station to do an online interview or something. one time…

 Tut.

Troublesome, conflicts within the original family are also a hot topic nowadays.

Whether it is light or heavy, the Zhang Wang family is satisfied anyway. He wiped his face and looked at Teacher Tang sincerely:

“You know a lot of people, can you teach me how to hire a lawyer when you have time? I want to change my will...”

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But this time he was smart enough not to tell anyone.

 Since he has money, he can enjoy it with his money now! Tomorrow, tomorrow he will go to the market to buy a new pair of cotton pants!

I have to put a new tombstone for the old lady and put the photo on it!

Qiao Qiao looked at the people who suddenly became quiet. She was holding her mobile phone: "Uncle Zhang, you hit so hard just now, so powerful! I took a picture of it, do you want to see it?"

 Everyone:…

 Then they cheered up and each took out their mobile phones: "Send it to me, send it to me!"

By the way, Ulan also asked: "What about that? Can it be sent to our village?"

 Update 1.