Song Tan Jishi

Wulei was shoveling cow dung in the cold wind on the river beach - this job was done every day, and such a large fermentation tank had to be dealt with every now and then. At this moment, his nose was running smoothly. After answering the phone, he couldn't help but take a breath, and then sighed:

 “Forget it, I don’t have time…”

After he finished, he said: "I'm not stupid. How can any girl like me who smells like cow dung now? Let's wait until next year. Next year I will have time to go home and start herding cows."

 Zhang Chen:…

 Not stupid anymore, but not many smart.

He hesitated for a moment and asked cautiously: "You are so evasive, you really are not thinking about that beautiful girl anymore, are you?"

“It’s Lili!” Wu Lei emphasized loudly: “Her name is Juliet!”

 Hmm, something seems wrong?

 “Oh.” Zhang Chen felt relieved. It can be seen that cow dung can indeed clog the brain, otherwise Wu Lei would not have remembered the wrong name.

 Very good, very good.

 …

 Here, the old Song family is studying the almanac.

 “Which day is auspicious for killing pigs?” Killing five pigs in a row is not a good day!

Qiao Qiao opened her mouth and asked confusedly: "Which one is better for pigs or for people?"

 Everyone:…

 Only Song Tan calmly turned to the next page of the almanac: "After all, it's a matter of life and death, so why don't you just be kind to Zhu Ji... I'll look at the days."

Qiaoqiao was satisfied, and then asked: "Would it be painful to kill the pig?"

This time it was Zhang Yanping's turn to think deeply: "If its big pig legs were struggling and kicked me on the stomach... I should be in a lot of pain."

 After speaking, there was silence all around.

He turned around to look at the suspicious eyes of everyone, and couldn't help but feel embarrassed: "What's wrong? With my physique, can you pull me by the leg?" Of course he wanted it!

 But you don’t do any work at home, doesn’t everyone know that you are neither good nor useful?

In the end, Song Tan had a conscience and continued to say calmly: "Don't worry, I can't kick you. I promised Qiao Qiao that I won't hurt the pigs when I kill them. Besides, I'm kicking you with a body weighing three to four hundred pounds." , I’m afraid that if you kill a pig here, you will have to be sent to the hospital.”

Zhang Yanping frowned and looked at everyone suspiciously: "Why do I feel that the atmosphere today is not right? Are you all targeting me?"

Xin Jun shook his head calmly: "Are you too sensitive? Didn't you have no work during this period, which made you think wildly and become narrow-minded?"

“You said you didn’t target me!” Zhang Yanping glared at him for a moment, with reproachful eyes.

Xin Jun paused and said, "You misunderstood. I just chatted a few words and didn't say anything else. Maybe everyone also misunderstood."

Qiaoqiao loudly broke the news: "I know that Teacher Xin is unhappy because his mother asked if the school will have winter vacation after New Year's Day?"

Zhang Yanping:…

Then he laughed wildly: "Hahahahahahaha, yes, you are going home to celebrate the New Year this year! Brother, I have a sincere question, will your farmhouse still accept the New Year's Eve dinner?"

Xin Jun said expressionlessly: “We won’t accept New Year’s Eve dinner—but we will be open in the afternoon of the first day of the Lunar New Year.”

Zhang Yanping clicked his tongue and shook his head: "It's miserable! It's so miserable... I'm not telling you, your lies are so convincing, do you have to have a system? How about the free extended online courses you are doing now? I I think it should work!”

 Jun Xin didn’t want to talk at all. Expanding online courses can be done at home, so in his spare time, he can naturally help out at the farmhouse at home!

And this stupid, thick, black guy in front of me not only can kill pigs and bring the whole family to eat, but he can even go back for only two or three days during the Chinese New Year...

How can people not hate this? !

What I’m afraid of is that the people around me are living a better life than I am!

He also snorted coldly: "Why, are you happy? Are you preparing for the provincial exam or the national exam next year? If you can't get married, I will be your best man."

Zhang Yanping: ...Brothers have to chop each other, right?

While we were making a fuss, we suddenly heard the roar of a car outside, and soon a familiar person ran out of the yard panting -

It’s none other than Brother Zhang!

 His cheeks were red and he looked excited: "Auntie! My wife has given birth!"

 “Oops!” Ulan hurried over and said excitedly, “What happened?”

“Girl, girl!” Brother Zhang grinned from ear to ear: “I gave birth early this morning, and now my family is watching. I’m here to ask if I can get some crucian carp back.”

That must be there!

Ulan quickly shouted: "Tantan! Tantan! Take your dad with you quickly, take the fishing net and bring out a few crucian carp..."

When we were fishing, it was estimated that the child of the Zhang family would be born this year, so Ulan said that he would leave a few crucian carp for him until this winter. How comfortable it would be to give birth to a baby and have a confinement period!

It's probably a common problem among middle-aged and elderly people. When they heard that a child was born, he couldn't move his legs. Ulan also looked at little Brother Zhang excitedly at this moment: "I'll give you another bowl of rice. Our rice is fragrant. You can take it back and give it to me." The mother of the child is eating happily...has the date been brought forward?"

Yes!

 Brother Zhang was overjoyed, and he just needed someone to share it with him at this moment. He opened his mouth and couldn't stop talking:

“Yes! It’s ahead of schedule! I originally saw a doctor and the expected date of delivery was at the end of this month, which is the end of October on the lunar calendar! I didn’t expect that it was pushed forward by 10 days..."

As he babbled: "I may not have time to receive the express delivery in the next two days. It's really urgent. Please ask Song Tan to drive to the town and I will send it to you for free..."

"Okay, okay!" No matter what, welcoming a new life is always a happy event. Everyone in the yard laughed lively. Song Tan went out carrying the fishing net and asked him: "When are the wedding receptions going to be held?"

Brother Zhang is obviously prepared: "It's too cold in winter. If my wife stays in confinement for a longer period of time, she won't have a full moon, but a hundred days..."

Local rules stipulate that any banquet can be held on the full moon and the 100th day, so Ulan admired this young man even more:

“Your wife will also enjoy happiness when she gets married to you. What a thoughtful thought... Xiao Zhang, come and sit at home more often when you have time, and it doesn’t necessarily mean sending express delivery.”

She stretched out her hand and pointed at a few bachelors in the yard:

“Look, look, there’s Wu Lei in the cattle farm, none of them have a partner!”

“I’m not pushing for marriage, but my family is full of singles... You should also teach me how to find a romantic partner...”

As she talked, she couldn't help but worry: "Otherwise, there are many people in and outside the village during the Chinese New Year. Yanping, you and Teacher Xin take a walk around the village a few more times. I'll ask if there are any People introduce relatives to you as partners..."

After she finished speaking, she nervously asked: "Let's go for a walk separately, otherwise one of them is so white and the other is so black, and they look like something else. It's the Chinese New Year, so it's not festive."

 Update 2, good night.

 Try to have daytime tomorrow.