Sorry, the System is Really Amazing

"Why did I become perverted?" Ye Chen looked at Wei Lingling in astonishment.

Why is this girl so rude? I made a weight-loss pill with good intentions and let you try it for free. Instead of being grateful to Dade, you also called me a pervert?

"Master Ye, I was thinking, you tricked me here just to make me take that kind of nasty drug, and then humiliate me in every way? I was in a daze and couldn't struggle to resist, so you just satisfies that in me. Almost crazy animal desire? You even filmed that kind of video, threatening me?" Wei Lingling said indignantly as she developed rich associations.

"Ouch! Misunderstood! Misunderstood!" Ye Chen suddenly realized. "Miss Wei, your brain is too big! I'm not that kind of person! Well, let me tell you the truth, this is my exclusive refining 'weight loss pill', and it has amazing effects..."

"Wait! What medicine?" Wei Lingling's eyes lit up suddenly, and her breathing became short of breath.

"Diet pills."

"Give it to me!" Suddenly, Wei Lingling snatched the elixir with her hands, put it in her mouth and swallowed it.

"Huh?" Ye Chen was dumbfounded.

"Master Ye, the biggest dream in my life is to lose weight! You know, I want to lose weight in my dreams! I also want to be like other girls, wearing beautiful clothes, walking on the street with my head held high "Wei Lingling said with emotion. "As long as it is a weight-loss drug, even if it has side effects or even poison, I will try it!"

Saying that, Wei Lingling began to cry.

This girl grew up amidst discrimination, white eyes, ridicule, and even personal attacks since she was a child.

The situation is basically the same as that of the "dwarf" Song Zihao back then.

"Master Ye, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you. Thank you for your medicine." Wei Lingling said while wiping tears.

"Okay, don't cry. You won't be beautiful if your makeup is worn out." Ye Chen comforted softly.

"I'm not beautiful in the first place." Wei Lingling said. "Master Ye, do you feel ashamed and wronged by letting me be your female companion? Aren't you afraid that others will laugh at you?"

"Miss Wei, don't say that, be confident. From now on, you have to be confident! The 'weight loss pill' I made is absolutely effective! But I don't know how a 'weight loss pill' can actually make you lose weight." How much weight have you lost?" Ye Chen pondered for a while, then took out another weight loss pill. "Why don't you take another one?"

"Okay!" Wei Lingling didn't need mobilization at all,

Grabbed the pill and swallowed it again.

"Great. After a while, you will poop. Through excretion, all the excess fat, filth, and impurities in the body will be removed, and the whole body will be light and agile, achieving the perfect goal of losing weight." Ye Chen took out his mobile phone. "Let me record, before losing weight, how much did you weigh?"

"Uh... more than 200 catties." Wei Lingling said shyly.

"How many kilograms?"

"Hehe, 265 catties..." Wei Lingling said shyly.

"..." Ye Chen recorded it speechlessly.

Drive, go home first.

"Seriously, Miss Wei, don't be too depressed. I'm saying something from the bottom of my heart, just by looking at your face, you can still masturbate." Ye Chen tried to comfort him while driving. "With your face, a better figure, and some Japanese, I believe many hot-blooded men will beg for their seeds."

"Master Ye, your words are really unique. I never thought that a grand master could be so...so...obscene." Wei Lingling said seriously.

"..." Ye Chen.

Arrived home.

"Master Ye, is this your home in the wine market? Oh my god! It's too extravagant! It's too luxurious!" Wei Lingling was horrified. "It's really poverty that limits my imagination..."

"Miss Wei, take a casual tour first, and we'll go directly to the Song family later. Tonight's banquet will be held in the Song family's villa." Ye Chen said with a smile. "By the way, as soon as you feel like pooping, let me know immediately."

"Okay...but I don't feel that way yet." Wei Lingling said embarrassedly.

"Well, I guess the medicine hasn't taken effect yet, don't worry." Ye Chen nodded.

Ye Chen asked Chen Song to accompany Wei Lingling to visit, and he concentrated on making paper figurines for Lei Hong.

After tying up the skeleton, Ye Chen started stuffing things into it.

Diamond Talisman is essential. Putting the vajra talisman in the paper figurine can make the paper figurine tougher, unbreakable, invulnerable to weapons, fire and water.

Ye Chen picked up a piece of Hetian jade, and with his right index finger, concentrated the energy of Dao Qi, carefully sketched it on the jade.

Twenty minutes later, a Vajra Talisman was drawn on the Hetian jade. Opening the yin and yang eyes, one can see that there are countless small runes densely scattered on the jade, and the rich Dao energy flows, dazzling and mysterious.

"This is a magic talisman, and its effect is much better than the vajra talisman released by the system." Ye Chen is very satisfied, "The vajra talisman released by the system can at most resist the stabbing of a car with a knife and a sword. And The Vajra Talisman I drew with Hetian jade can almost withstand the shooting of a sniper rifle. Even ordinary ancient martial arts masters can't break through the defense in a few moves. However, it consumes a lot of my Dao Qi energy."

Put this piece of Hetian jade into the skeleton of the paper figurine.

At this time, it was almost time, and he got up and went out of the house.

Taking Wei Lingling and Chen Song with them, they drove directly to the Song Family Manor.

When we got outside the Song Family Manor, we saw that many cars had already parked.

At the gate of the manor, there are some imposing strong men in exercise uniforms, welcoming the guests.

Ye Chen and the other three arrived at the gate of the manor, showed the invitation card, and were let in.

Entering the manor, Ye Chen raised his eyes and saw that the Song family's manor was designed like a royal garden, with exquisite ingenuity in the atmosphere, elegant yet simple.

Scarlet carpets are spread on the ground, and red lanterns are hung on the branches, which is very, very festive.

Among the trees, there are thick tables of eight immortals. There are ready-made delicacies on the table, and the children of the Song family shuttled back and forth, diligently placing all kinds of delicacies from mountains and seas on the table.

This is the buffet format adopted.

At this time, hundreds of people had already gathered in the manor.

Ye Chen took a closer look and found that some of the guests present were not trained in ancient martial arts, but they attended in costumes with extraordinary auras. At first glance, they were either rich or expensive. They should be the elites of the upper class in the wine market or surrounding cities, with amazing backgrounds. .

There are also some people with deep eyes, full of heroism, tall horns, and a faint aura of domineering exuding from their bodies-these are ancient warriors!

Ye Chen even saw a few masters!

It is said that the ancient martial arts masters are all of high status, like a dormant dragon, they will not show up easily. To actually come to support Song Zihao today is enough to show that Song Zihao has a lot of face.

Of course, it's also possible that they came to support Ms. Peng's family!

All in all, tonight's banquet is extremely grand.

Ye Chen has participated in the charity auction party in the sugar market, and the reception in the salt market to welcome the second son of Qin - to be honest, compared with tonight's banquet, it is really nothing, and it is not on the stage.

"Huh...huh..." Wei Lingling was panting nervously. She used to be obese and prone to sweating, but now she was sweating profusely, and even her makeup was a bit messed up. She looked very embarrassed.

"Miss Wei, don't be nervous." Ye Chen shook his head.

"Master Ye, there are a lot of ancient warriors, and some of them have unruly temperament, and some are full of murderous intent...Grandmaster! Those are all masters! I have never seen so many masters together!" Wei Lingling felt guilty.

"I'm dizzy, what are you afraid of? I'm also a grand master." Ye Chen pretended to be aggressive. "Chen Song is also a master. The two great masters are beside you, are you nervous and afraid? By the way, do you feel like having a bowel movement now?"

"No...no...not at all...just feeling nervous, my heart is about to pop out." Wei Lingling said with difficulty.

"Forget it, you hold my hand. Maybe you won't be so nervous that way." Ye Chen generously handed Wei Lingling his hand.

"Master Ye...this...this..." Wei Lingling was shy.

"Okay, today you are my female companion, holding hands is not a big deal, you won't lose a piece of meat." Ye Chen laughed.

"I wish I could lose a few pieces of meat." Wei Lingling muttered, and handed Ye Chen her hand.

Big hands hold small hands.

The big hand belongs to Wei Lingling, and the small hand belongs to Ye Chen.

Needless to say, holding Ye Chen's hand, Wei Lingling's mood calmed down a lot, she was no longer so nervous, and she didn't continue to sweat.

"Master Ye, you are really considerate." Wei Lingling said gratefully. "Unexpectedly, you are so wretched, but you also have a gentleman's side."

"Master Ye!!!!" A charming young woman's voice came from far and near.

It was Lei Ting's voice.

Ye Chen raised his eyes and felt a sense of astonishment.

I saw Lei Ting walking towards her, wearing a black gothic long dress with layers of lace, dragging out a charming arc. Her seaweed-like black curly hair slid down her chest, her skin was like snow, and under the faint light, she looked like a blooming white lotus. With a sharp oval face, slightly raised red lips, and appropriate shades of makeup, she is simply bubbling beautiful.

The most distinctive feature is her charming legs wrapped in the skirt, blooming silent temptation. The transparent crystal high-heeled shoes perfectly modify the shape of the legs.

'Holding the grass, I really didn't see it, this girl Lei Ting, if you dress up a little bit, she is simply the best! I have to say, I can give her 87 points...beautiful! '

Lei Ting has been looking for Ye Chen since she came to Song's Villa tonight. She knew that Ye Chen would definitely be invited by Song Zihao to the banquet.

Originally, she wanted to recommend herself to be Ye Chen's female companion tonight, but after being rejected last night, she was a little hesitant.

After preparing to find Ye Chen, she will naturally be his female companion.

result!

She walked over and saw that Ye Chen was holding a girl!

A fat girl! ! ! !

'My goodness! Master Ye, what flavor is this? He... He rejected me last night just because he likes this one? My goodness! Master Ye, what is this hobby? '

"Master Ye...she...she..." Lei Ting looked at Ye Chen resentfully, then at Wei Lingling.

"Oh, my girlfriend, Miss Wei Lingling. We are an ancient warrior from Yanshi." Ye Chen introduced.

"Miss Wei Lingling, you... hello." Lei Ting said helplessly.

"You are the second miss of the Lei family. I met you last night at Maple Leaf Villa. Hello, you are so beautiful." Wei Lingling envied Lei Ting from the bottom of her heart.

She swears that if she can be as beautiful as Lei Ting and have such a good figure, she would rather live 20 years less!

"Miss Wei, you're joking. Beautiful? Maybe that's what you think. I'd rather be like you, so that I can win Master Ye's love." Lei Ting said in a sour tone, half joking and half serious.

'Since Master Ye likes fat people, starting today, I will work hard to gain weight! I am Master Ye's person, I must do what he likes! Well, I eat six meals a day, no seven! ’ Lei Ting secretly said.

at this time!

"Look! That woman is so fat!"

"Oh my God, you are so fat, you dare to attend the blind date meeting of Second Young Master Song, you are really big-hearted!"

"Heh, is this intentional to dismantle Song Er Young Master's platform?"

"These days, why don't some people know themselves? It's not wrong to grow up like this, but it's not right to run out and scare people. Especially on such a grand occasion."

"Okay, don't talk about it, let's accumulate some virtue. If there is no such person, how can we set off the beauty of the world?"

"Hahahaha... Makes sense."

...

From all directions, a sentence of vicious ridicule came over.

Undoubtedly, he was laughing at the fat Wei Lingling.

Ye Chen only felt that Wei Lingling was holding one of her hands, which suddenly tightened, while her other hand was tightly clenched into a fist, and the flesh of the palm was pierced by her nails.

But she didn't argue.

She just lowered her head, her shoulders were trembling, and her eyes were red.

Ye Chen was a little annoyed. He thought that the people who came to this kind of banquet were all very qualified and well-educated, but he didn't expect that there were still some people who satirized Wei Lingling with their mouths.

Today, Wei Lingling is Ye Chen's girlfriend, so he is obliged to take good care of her and prevent her from being wronged.

Besides, Ye Chen doesn't think it's Wei Lingling's fault to gain weight.

"I said, are you finished?" Ye Chen looked around, looking at those people who were pointing fingers at Wei Lingling like watching monkeys in a zoo. "Is it noble to expose someone's shortcomings face to face?"

After being counterattacked by Ye Chen, some people left angrily.

But there are still some people who are sharp-tongued and stubborn.

"Hehe, it's really funny. You don't allow others to tell you that you look like this?" A young woman wearing a pure white off-the-shoulder dress has some good looks and a pretty good figure, with her chin raised high and her eyes arrogant. , the expression was full of coldness and disdain, "Tonight is the first genius of the ancient martial arts in the liquor market, Song Zihao, the second young master Song, a day of great joy. Just like you, you dare to be shameless and come to embarrass the second young master Song. Don't you Do you feel ashamed? Yes, I'm talking about you. What's wrong?"

The young woman looked at Wei Lingling without hesitation. "Have you ever seen an old sow walking on two legs? If you haven't, go home and look in the mirror. It will affect Miss Ben's mood!"

"You!" Wei Lingling raised her head, tears streaming down her face.

"So, isn't that too much?" Lei Ting looked coldly. "Who are you? In the wine market, I have never seen a person like you. A good word is warm in the winter, and a bad word hurts the spring. If you can say such a thing, I believe that you are not a person of high society. Because you lack the most basic upbringing."

"I don't think what Yajie said is wrong." A man in his twenties came walking casually. He was dressed in a retro princely outfit, with a black shirt and two rows of golden buttons. He was handsome and handsome.

There was a mocking smile on the corner of his mouth, domineering, as if he was born superior.

'Oh? Grandmaster? He is also a little older than Song Zihao, but he is still in the realm of a master. It's just that his internal strength is much inferior to Song Zihao's. It seems that he shouldn't be able to enter the global master rankings. ’ Ye Chen secretly evaluated.

Ye Chen has already seen that the arrogant guy in front of him is a martial arts master. His skill should be almost the same as Mr. Lei's. Being so young does have the potential to be proud and presumptuous, but in Ye Chen's eyes, he is not enough.

"You are the genius of the Zhang family of the Guwu family in the Silk City of Sichuan Province, Zhang Zixiao?" Lei Ting's beautiful eyes could not help flashing a look of fear.

She immediately whispered to Ye Chen. "Master Ye, the Zhang family of the silk city, the genius Zhang Zixiao, who stepped into the realm of a master at the age of 23, is considered a genius. In Sichuan Province, among his generation, he is enough to be in the first echelon. Although not as good as Song Zihao, but not far behind Unexpectedly, he also came today."

"What Yajie said is just the truth." Zhang Zixiao sneered, "One must face the truth when one is alive. If you live in lies, what is the difference between that and the emperor's new clothes? You, You really shouldn't come. Because, you are not worthy of this banquet. If I were you, I would get out immediately."

"Zixiao, they are so fierce." The young woman held Zhang Zixiao's arm and said coquettishly.

"I don't know the so-called guy." Zhang Zixiao was extremely disdainful towards Ye Chen, Wei Lingling, and even Lei Ting.

Because, in his view, all under the Grandmaster are ants, who can be trampled on at will.

"Yes, this Grandmaster Zhang is right. People must face the truth when they live. If you live in lies, how is it different from the emperor's new clothes?" Ye Chen said lazily. "This one is your girlfriend, right?"

"Why, what do you want to say?" Zhang Zixiao sneered.

"As for me, I have learned some medical skills, so I can see that your female companion has too wide eyebrows, one big eye and one small eye, and a high nose bridge, but it should be stuffed, and the nose is also slightly Offset to the left. The chin is too sharp, obviously shaved - so, she is a plastic surgery woman. The original look, maybe ugly. Don't deny anything, if I guess correctly, she travels abroad for a period of time every year , the destination may be South Korea, or other countries with developed plastic surgery industry. Because she has such a strong plastic surgery, she will have maintenance surgery at least once a year. Am I right?" Ye Chen laughed.

"You!!!!" The young girl was shocked, her eyes widened, and she looked at Ye Chen with incredible eyes.

Ye Chen was indeed right!

"Oh?" Zhang Zixiao's pupils shrank sharply, and then looked at the young girl. "Last month, you just came back from Korea. Is what he said true?"

"I...I...I..." The young girl showed fear on her face.

"Okay, now, get out now. Before I get completely angry, get out of here." Zhang Zixiao's eyes were as cold as a snake.

The young girl covered her face with tears and left angrily.

"Plastic surgery is actually the biggest lie." Ye Chen said with a smile.

"Very good." Zhang Zixiao looked at Ye Chen with serious eyes. "You are very proud now, aren't you?"

"It's okay. I'm not very proud, just a little bit." Ye Chen had a happy smile on his face.

"You're demolishing Zhang Zixiao in person..." Zhang Zixiao narrowed his eyes slightly. "Do you know that the consequences of dismantling my platform are beyond your imagination? It is also unbearable for you?"

Zhang Zixiao didn't think Ye Chen was such a great character.

On the contrary, in his opinion, Ye Chen is just a piece of trash.

Not to mention, Ye Chen is obviously not in the realm of a master.

In the huge Sichuan Province, Tianjiao and Zhang Zixiao in the Guwu circle all know each other.

Ye Chen was very embarrassed.

Such a piece of rubbish actually slapped himself in the face. This, I can't bear it!

From all directions, many people gathered around, one by one, with gloating expressions on their faces——

"That one is the Grandmaster!"

"Yes, it's the genius of Zhang's family in the silk city, and they are also well-known throughout Sichuan Province."

"This guy has a very strange face. He dared to challenge Zhang Zongshi. Could it be that he is tired of work?"

"Zhang Zixiao, Zhang Zongshi, the future will be the face of the ancient martial arts circle in Silk City! This kind of genius is rebellious. If he offends him, what good fruit will he have?"

...

"Today is my brother, Song Zihao's big day, and I have to give him some face. So, I don't want to hurt anyone. You—" Zhang Zixiao pointed at Ye Chen. "Take your female companion, this fat, stupid and ugly woman, and get out immediately. Next time, don't let me see it again, otherwise, you won't be as lucky as today, understand?"

Ye Chen just wanted to retort.

at this time!

"Oops! Master Ye..." Wei Lingling looked a little embarrassed, and bent slightly, "I...I...I want to poop a little bit, my stomach feels uncomfortable...I..."

yo!

The weight loss pills are starting to work!

"Wait." Ye Chen's heart moved slightly, and he suddenly looked at Zhang Zixiao. "You said my female partner is fat, stupid and ugly, you are wrong, you are the ultimate beauty who fascinates all living beings! How about this, let's make a bet. After an hour, she will appear with a brand new look. If, At that time, she was still so obese, I didn't say anything to her, and immediately got out of the Song Family Manor, as far as I could get. But - if she transforms into a charming lady, you will kneel down , Apologize to us, do you dare to bet?"

Quiet.

It was extremely quiet in all directions.

Then.

It's hilarious.

"Hahaha... Is this guy dreaming? How will this 2,300-jin fat pig transform after an hour? Hahahahaha..."

Even Lei Ting subconsciously shook her head.

"Hahahaha...Okay, it's interesting, it's really interesting, okay, one hour, I'll wait. Remember, after an hour, she will still be like this, you are not just as simple as getting out. I will beat you out with my own hands !" Zhang Zixiao laughed jokingly.

"Master Ye, I can't help it..." Wei Lingling was about to cry.

"Second Miss Lei, take Miss Wei to the bathroom immediately." Ye Chen said to Lei Ting. "Also, I would trouble you to go out and buy a new set of clothes. Or you can get someone to buy them. Well... just buy according to Miss Wei's slimmed down height."

"Okay." Lei Ting pulled Wei Lingling and went straight to the bathroom.

"One hour, we'll wait and see." Ye Chen lit a cigarette, and the old god smoked it, looking at Zhang Zixiao. "You put your face up and let me hit you. If I don't hit you, I really feel sorry for you."

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PS: The code word is in a trance today, and I am worried. We have had several earthquakes in a row. Hey. Tonight I'm afraid...

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