Stratholme God

Chapter 50: Autism in Alsace

  Chapter 50 Arthas's Autism

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he so there is no focus. Slip out the door.

   The attendant behind him had a similar performance, slamming his head into the door frame, and fell down, unconscious.

   "Boom!" The door to the living room was slammed open. At this time, there were actually several groups of nobles waiting outside.

   Don't blame them for their enthusiasm, they really can't do anything about it.

   After more than a thousand years of peace, who will fight?

First, McDonald's is a big red man in front of the king; second, after McDonald's slashed trolls and slaughtered orcs, he already has the name of the little **** of war. Everyone scolds him behind his back as a little brat, a dead butcher, etc., at least to him The military force is recognized; thirdly, McDonald's sells arms and does not slaughter people...

   Based on these, you have to wait as long as you wait. Who knows how much armament inventory is left in Stratholme?

  The three marquis, five earls, and a large number of entourage who were waiting outside suddenly watched Duke Andorhal come out like that.

   Everyone's facial expressions froze at the same time, and they didn't know what to use to face this scene.

  [Breaking the Army Roar] It didn't last long, and the big fat pig, who quickly recovered his consciousness, immediately showed a look of anger and anger. He pointed at McDonald's, who was walking out of the room, with his trembling fingers. He instinctively wanted to say something harsh, but when the words came to his lips, he didn't dare to scold them.

   Completely ignored the strange gazes around him, McDonald's domineering.

"Waste! Peace for too long! There's only lard left in my head? It's only a matter of time before Stormwind falls. Don't think Alterac and Dalaran are ahead, not sure, soon It’s about time for us in Lordaeron to face the green tide. At this time, you still have a blue face to ask me for the White Cross Arena?”

  "You..." The fat pig was timid, unable to utter a single word. The guards he stayed outside were stared at by the knights such as Serijek, and their hands were on the hilt of the sword.

The corner of MacDonald's left mouth twitched, and his smile became even a bit sinister: "I want to thank you, it wasn't your dog who accidentally released the orcs, Lordaeron has not yet realized the horror of the orcs. However, since it is Your Majesty If you confiscate your arena and give it to me, don't expect to take it back from me casually."

   Having said that, the melon-eating nobles immediately understood the conflict between the two sides.

   On the surface, they were regarded as invisible and inaudible. When he turned around, the scandal of Duke Andorhal would immediately spread throughout the noble circle.

   I don’t know how many people sneered in their hearts: Who do you provoke, but the Stratholme butcher? Originally, the little brat is wild and fierce, but this kid has seen blood, and no one cares about it. Who will be threatened by you?

McDonald's refused to forgive others: "Remember! National preparation for war is a national policy jointly set by His Majesty Menethil and all the nobles! If you dare to make small moves in Andorhal, you will impose a transit tax or make some thieves. , it will affect the military supplies I provide to other dukes, then don't blame me for sending troops to **** me! When the time comes, if the rice in the farmland is trampled, don't come to me."

"Of course, you can find my musket! Or like a real noble, throw white gloves at me and ask for a gladiatorial fight!" MacDonald raised the gun in his hand diagonally, and someone immediately recalled that this guy was charging in the palace ballroom The scene of knocking a few orcs flying, and then shooting the orcs in the head with one shot.

   Blood and brains splashed all over a wall, and the servant turned around and wiped it while spitting. It took a long time to fix it.

   "You...you...you..." After all, the big fat pig didn't dare to put down any cruel words, and ran away with his tail between his legs.

   You can imagine how many vicious curses and resentments in his heart.

  It doesn't matter anymore.

   At three o'clock in the morning, after sending away the remaining nobles and signing a series of cooperation agreements, Serijek finally couldn't help himself: "My lord, is this suitable for Duke Andorhal...?"

  McDonald's eyes were cast out of the window, as if he was murmured: "After this battle, whether there is an Andorhal Land or not is a question."

  Serijek's body froze suddenly, and his head lowered: "Your servant must strictly guard your words."

   There's definitely a reason why McDonald's is fearless. Even without the system prompting McDonald's [No Illegal Gifts], McDonald's will not be used to this product.

   The Orcs in the Battle of the Dark Portal were a semi-demonized army that swept across the entire Eastern Kingdom continent in history.

  Lordaeron is located in the Northern Continent. The territory is a bit like a waist, and the middle is concave. Silverpine Forest to the southwest, and Tirisfal Glades to the west and center, both of which are flat and safe.

  East of the central part is the Andorhal Territory, the southern part of the whole territory is the Great Plains, full of farms, and the northern Hearth Valley is steep.

  The easternmost part is Stratholme Territory, which is basically an alpine basin. The surrounding mountains are full of 90-degree cliffs. Without the modern mountaineering tools on the earth, even orcs can't climb up. It is very safe to block the only two entrances and exits in the southwest and north.

   Historically, the orcs did not come directly from the Silverpine Forest in the southwest, but went straight into the Andorhal territory from the middle, burning the city of Andorhal to the ground. Later, the rebuilt Andorhal town was slaughtered by the Scourge again.

  This broken place is definitely a dead place among dead places.

  The ridiculous Duke of Andorhal even threatened McDonald's with his offspring...

Ha ha!

   What will happen to me in this world, I don't know, but you must be cool.

  The next day, McDonald's was found by two fools.

   The two fools thought they were doing it without knowing it. They found a single room in the palace and secretly said, "Big brother."

  This is the same age, and the two fools have always been reluctant to call him Big Brother McDonald, and usually call him by his first name.

   As soon as he opens his mouth, he knows that it is an old river and lake, and he knows the rules!

   Sure enough…

   "Can you take me to the Kingdom of Stormwind this time? I'm actually very good at fighting. This...this is the request of my life."

well! What a fool! Dedicated to serving the country and the people, do you really know that Mao will become the second generation of the evil demon king in history?

   Looking at the two fools with folded hands, McDonald's choked a little.

   Kidnapped the 14-year-old crown prince to go out to fight, and his ten more heads were not enough to chop off Lao Taizi.

   He bet a dime, there must be a dark guard listening nearby at this time.

"you are too young!"

   "I'm not young!" The two fools showed off the biceps that made Mai and someone feel inferior.

   "I said your mind is weak!"

"what?"

   "Perhaps your swordsmanship is better than mine, but your mind is too fragile, and it is easy to get into the horns. Once you are on the battlefield, it is easy to be stupid. I don't want to talk about whether your majesty approves or not, I don't want to go out with a burden."

   "What!?" The two fools rushed to the crown with blond hair.

   "Well, don't say I bully you, I give you three conditions, if you do any of them, I will find a way to take you to the battlefield."

   "A word is settled!" Arthas's eyes were bright, and his eyes were full of hope.

five minutes later.

   "呔—" With an angry shout, the two fools fell into a haystack like a headless fly.

ten minutes later.

   "Rua!" A second fool was knocked into the palace pool and fluttered for a long time.

   After fifteen minutes.

   Arthas, who was holding a long sword but couldn't even beat an empty-handed priest (Uther), sat slumped on the grass, his eyes dazed.

   A salted fish (prince) lost his dream!

  McDonald grinned: "That's it?"

  Alsace is autistic.

   (end of this chapter)

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