Strongest Furuichi

Chapter 13: Have you ever thought about suicide?

Time passed, in the days after, a group called MK5 provoked Furuichi, Oga and Aoi, but the story was quickly resolved and Aoi decided to leave his gang and entrusted her authority to Nene.

Several delirious events followed, such as, the park meet, Himekawa challenging Furuichi by unscrupulous methods etc....

But a serious event was approaching, the sky was dark, the insects were calm in Ishiama High School.

The thugs looked like hungry zombies with a look of terror on their faces.

Even our noble and brave hero was sitting in the classroom with dark rings under his eyes.

Because today was a very special day in Ishiama, this is a day, where even the worst demons of hell have nightmares.

The exams!

All the students were present during the test, the trembling teacher passed in front of all the thugs and distributing the tests before sitting down in his chair.

The exam finally began, ignoring Oga who was taking the test with Beel, our dear hero continued to answer the questions.

He tilted his head slightly and read Oga's leaves.

Questions

1- Why does it saturn have rings?

Oga's answer : Because saturn is not a single woman.

"Poof.....fup..." Furuichi, wanting to burst out laughing, quickly stop back with tears in his eyes.

He then turned his head towards Kanzaki to his right, lowered his head and see his answers.

Question :

1- How long did the Yamato era .?

Kanzaki's answer between the year zero and 2007.

Arithmetic question.

1-You are in front of a yoghurt vending machine containing 50 yoghurts, you have 1000 ¥, a yoghurt costs 100¥, how much yoghurt can you pay? How much yoghurt is left in the yoghurt vending machine.

Kanzaki's answer : So Easy, I break the vending machine, I take all the yogurt, I keep my money, there are still zero yogurt left.

Furuichi was amazed.

How could morons, idiots like that even get past the fourth grade stage?

This is surely one of the greatest mysteries of the universe.

But then absorbed by his thoughts, a loud scream interrupted everyone's concentration.

"Ishyama's guys get your asses out!!!!!"

Taking their heads out of the window, they saw a large group of about 30 thugs armed with iron bars in the schoolyard.

"Hahahahah, finally some action, I couldn't take it anymore."

"Idiot, you forgot that if we go out we'll fail."

"Let me take care of it, anyway, I'm already done," said Furuichi in front of his classmates as he put his answers on the table and went out the classroom's door.

A few minutes later, our dear friends thugs who were passing their exams heard screams that froze their blood.

"Haaagghhhh....please mercy!!!!!!"

"Bring it on! HAHAHAHAHA I feel all my fatigue disappearing Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!"

"Furuichi Kick!"

"My God, not my balls, not my balls!!!!!!!!!"

"It's a monster... run, no mercy... aaarrrgh!!!!!!!"

"No! Please, mercy..... I want to have kids."

"Furuichi, ball explosion!!!!!"

"Aaaarrrrgghhh"

"Hahahaha"

Hearing Furuichi's sinister laughter from the classroom, everyone but Oga swallowed a sip of saliva with the same thought.

"It's a demon"

Even the author who wrote this chapter felt chills in his balls.

After a good physical exercise, our dear protagonist went home with a relaxed smile on his face.

Because from now on, he was on vacation and seeing the 450 PTs he had acc.u.mulated so far, he was delighted.

The next day, he woke up around nine o'clock and after a good breakfast prepared by his very dear mother and a good bath, our protagonist went to his dear friend's house.

He knocked on the door a few times before being greeted by Hilda who opened the door for him.

"A parasite, devoid of any convenience." Says Hilda sarcastically

"The most pathetic demoness in the history of hell."

They exchanged a hostile look, before Furuichi entered.

He found Oga sleeping and as any good friend, he woke him up with a few kicks.

Then a few minutes later, Furuichi, Oga, Hilda and Beel left the house together.

Furuichi's eyes landed on Hilda and asked with a strange regatd.

"Why do you need to check our results, I thought you didn't care about Oga."

"It is not for Oga that I come, but for the young master."

"What do you mean?" Furuichi asked strangely

the Great Demon Lord also maked a test for Beelzebub, requiring him to earn points by beating up various things, or run the risk of both he and Oga facing remedial classes in the Demon World. With Beelzebub not showing much hope, Oga decided to try and dump Beelzebub on whoever will scores highest on the test.

After Oga's explanations, Furuichi felt like vomiting blood.

"He's a complete madman!"

"Watch your language!" Hilda said as she pulled out her blade.

Furuichi ignored she and continued walking.

He arrived in front of the crowded Ishyama High School.

Then a few minutes later, the director hung a large paper poster on the wall.

All the students swallowed a sip of saliva nervously as they approached the poster.

Required point 50

62-Tatsumi Oga (52/250)

29-Tatsuya Himekawa (69/250)

11-Hajime Kanzaki (71/250)

7- Ryūichi Sanada (90/250)

3-Beelzebub (120/250)

1-Takayuki Furuichi (245/250)

The gaze of all the students landed on Beel with indignation like a young woman who had just been brutalized by her favorite lover.

Little guy, what did we do to you to be humiliated like that?

Can't you at least feel sorry for the self-esteem of your elders?

Seeing his name, our protagonist, was not surprised but seeing the result of Beel, his face became ugly, he turned his eyes to the thugs who also looked at Beel with a bad look.

"Have you ever thought about suicide?"

And that's how the summer holidays began and strangely enough, this day, several suicide attempts were made in Ishyama, but none of them were successful.

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1-No I didn't give up the novel it's just that I don't have much time because I have a job and I have bills to pay

2-I know, I changed some parts of the plot here, I needed a chapter to justify the holidays, that's all, if it bothers you, count it as a butterfly effect due to our Lazy Hojo

3-Good reading ;=)

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