Strongest Furuichi

Ishiyama High-school

A delinquent school that has a 120% delinquent turn out, since fighting is what comes naturally to these 'delinquents,' both status and problems alike are solved in this fashion. It is an everyday phenomena to see a student's head smashed into the wall/ground, a shattered window, or a fight in progression. Teachers cower under their desks.

Worst high school in Japan.

Legend has it that even c.o.c.kroaches would rather commit suicide than enter this establishment.

Or that the teachers who survive at this school all end up dying of depression, although these are still legends.

Meanwhile our protagonist, was enjoying his lunch on the roof peacefully, since his last year of middle school, he stopped fighting wanting to lead his life peacefully under the protests of the system, which was trying to lie to him by talking about the existence of demon or other bullshit.

But our intelligent protagonist, completely ignored it.

As he was enjoying his lunch, his eyes moved to the main door of the school.

He saw a young man with black hair and a baby with green hair entering the schoolyard.

"What's this jerk doing with this baby?" Furuichi whispered, then eating a rice ball.

"So you're the first year, Oga?" says a tall young muslcular man with a scar on face.

"I'm Abe, a second year! Fight me!" Souted Abe

"Second year Abe and the first

year punk Oga are gonna fight!" said Random thug

"Shut up. You're gonna wake the baby, baldy." replied Oga

"Now he's said it!"

"Damn, does he know what this guy is called?"

"He's Abe the killing machine!"

"Killer?! Scary!"

"But Oga is the legendary Rampaging

Demon Ogre of Kata Jr. High!"

Oga listened to them speak indifferently.

"Demon? That's one seriously bad dude." shouted random thug B .

"This guy rains blood!" said random thug c

"Hey, look at Oga!"

"He's sweating with fear."

On Oga's face a fountain of sweat flowed, even wetting her clothes.

"Oga's turning chicken?"

"Damn that's a lot of sweat."

"I guess Oga isn't a match

for Abe the killing machine." Said random thug c

"Wait, that's not sweat!"

"On his head!"

Everyone's eyes were focused on Oga's head.

The baby with the green hair was quietly peeing on Oga's skull as if it were a public toilet.

"There's a baby pissing on his head!"

"Fight me!" Shouted Abe with his fists in the air and a violent look.

"Does my head look like a urinal to you, you brat?" Says Oga as he shaked the baby with anger.

Held up to the sun and shaking, the baby then gives Oga a frown and the two place their heads against each other.

Abe snatches the baby, wondering

" who he is?"

"Quickly give it back to me, before it starts crying."

The baby jumped on to Oga's head and started crying. 

"Agghhhh"

"Agghhhhh"

"Agghhhhhh"

Electric shocks came out of his body and hit everyone present under Furuichi's amazed eyes on the roof.

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"Long, long ago, in a certain place, there was a very, very handsome, cool, popular, well-respected by everyone, kind-hearted young man."

"please..Wait...wait.. "

"Who's kind hearted and popular again? You can tell me who you're talking about." says Furuichi while watching Oga with a dubious look.

"F.u.c.ker, I'm talking about me."

"Puhahahahah...Even the people in charge of euthanizing puppies have more compassion and kind heart than you." Says Furuichi as he rolls on the floor laughing.

"Shut up, you want to fight..."Says Oga as he clenches his right fist.

"I don't mind, I always win anyway."

"Bastard..." Oga whispered as he sat on the floor.

"You still haven't told me where this kid comes from, don't tell me you're kidnapping her or anything like that."

"Actually, that's how it happened." said he

Basically while torturing thugs he had beaten up infront the river, a mustached man floating in river, would have split in two revealing the green-haired baby who has refused to leave him since.

("...") Are you kidding me?"

"No, I assure you it's the truth!" Says Oga, scratching his head with exasperation.

"I see... wait a second I think I can help you." said Furuichi.

"Seriously, thank you Furuichi you're a real friend." Oga's face instantly became ulliminated.

"It's all right, you'll thank me later." Says Furuichi as he took his mobile phone out of his pocket and dialed a number.

"Hahahaha... finally free." Says Oga with joy

"Hello police, I'd like to report a kidnapping, the culprit's mental health is in a deplorable state. Please hurry the address is high school..."

"You bastards, Oga Kick."

"Bastard, you broke my phone, that's how you thank me for my help, you ungrateful !!!"

"Ungrateful your ass!!!!!"

With their scream, the baby woke up and started crying, causing electrical shocks again.

"aaaaggggggh"

"aaagggggg"

Our protagonist didn't know it yet, but his quiet life was going to be disrupted by the baby of his best friend.

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