Superman Attack

: make a cup of tea

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After the great Iron Man came to the human world, he didn't do anything else. He kept making batteries in the backyard of Lin Bai's house. I'm sure no one will believe this, but it's the truth. This old man is probably too old. , I have experienced everything, the so-called thousand sails have been exhausted, and I have seen everything lightly. Therefore, his favorite thing is to stay in the room and fiddle with some messy gadgets. It is said that the Iron Man suit was created by the ancestor Iron Man in the basement of his home when he was young. His descendants inherited this feature and liked it too. Play around with weird equipment.

The suitcase that the old man brought over contained a lot of bizarre equipment. He went back to the Marvel world for a run, and brought a lot of messy source materials, and then rattled around the room, ping ping ping ping pong a few times. God, I made a lithium-sulfur battery for Alien's laptop for the demon king. After connecting this thing, the demon king's notebook can be played for a few days from early morning without charging. It's really awesome. .

The two people's mobile phones were also quickly replaced with new batteries, with a capacity of tens of thousands of mAh, and the standby time was reversed. Ordinary smartphones need to be charged for at most two days of standby, but Lin Bai and the witch's mate7 can stand by for ten days. a few days.

"Xiao Bai, this is the technical information of the lithium-sulfur battery. You can take it and keep it. After I return to the Marvel world, you can compare the information yourself." The old man handed a USB flash drive to Lin Bai.

Lin Bai* smiled and accepted the USB flash drive: "I'm illiterate, so even if I look at this information, I can't make it out."

"That's not important, anyway... If someone asks how this battery came from. You can say that you invented it yourself, don't say that it was given by me." The old man laughed and said, "People from the Justice League I don’t want to be overly exposed in the human world,”

"I invented it myself?" Lin Bai felt that this statement was too scary. He is a semi-illiterate with a high school diploma. He can't even recognize a few English. What programming technology, physics, electricity knowledge are all blank, and he wants to pretend to be the scientist who invented the battery. Who will believe it? But if he told others that the battery was invented by Iron Man, I'm afraid no one would believe it.

"Okay! I have to reluctantly take on this glorious and arduous task." Lin Bai shrugged.

The two were a little thirsty talking. Lin Bai saw the Yun Junhua demon wearing a maid's uniform standing beside him, so he ordered, "Go and bring us a cup of flower tea."

"Flower tea?" The little face of the juniper flower demon turned red, and she didn't know what she was thinking. After nodding, he walked out shyly.

Lin Bai said strangely: "What is she doing? It's just a cup of tea, why is she blushing? It looks like she's being molested."

The old man was welding a solder joint of the battery with an electric chrome iron, and said without raising his head: "Don't guess women's minds, you can't guess."

It's been a while. The juniper flower demon came back with two cups of tea. His hair was wet, and the juniper petals on the top of his head were still stained with water beads, as if he had just taken a shower. Lin Bai was even more strange: "I told you to make tea, why did you take a bath?"

"I didn't take a bath, I just went to make tea!" Yunhui Hua Yao put the teacup in front of Lin Bai.

Lin Bai looked at the teacup in his hand and felt strange, this water was clearly not tea, it was clean. There wasn't even half a tea leaf in it, and it didn't have the color of the tea juice. Is this Nima tea? I took a sip cautiously. It didn't taste like boiled water. I said unhappily, "Did you make a mistake? You don't even know how to make tea? What are you going to do with a cup of boiled water?"

Yunhuihuajiao's face turned red: "Sir Xiaobai, I know how to make tea. To make flower tea is to brew flowers in water, and then it becomes flower tea, right?"

"Yes!" Lin Bai pointed at the teacup and said, "Then tell me, where are the flowers?"

"Haven't you seen such a big flower standing in front of you?" The juniper flower demon blushed and said shyly, "I soaked myself in the bathtub for half an hour, and then poured the water in the bathtub into the tea cup. It's juniper tea, it's very fresh..."

"Pfft!" Lin Bai squirted out all the water he had just drank. I wiped it off. This Nima is bath water.

This day is really not over! If another woman dared to puddle her with a bath, she would have to be caught and beaten to death. But this juniper flower demon is very timid and soft in appearance, and is very afraid of the Demon King. If Lin Bai gets angry with her, he might be able to scare her to death without even doing anything. Lin Bai had no choice but to accept his temper, and said with a bitter face: "I'm going to stop... In the future, don't give me the bath water to drink, go and replace it with jasmine tea."

The juniper flower demon suddenly knelt on the ground with a thud: "Sir Xiaobai, the jasmine flowers are so pitiful, they have been picked and dried, and the corpses have to be used to make tea, please let them go and let them go to the ground for safety. When you want to drink herbal tea, you can make me."

Lin Bai covered his face and said painfully, "According to this, if I want to drink herbal tea in the future, I have to drink your bath water?"

"Isn't that bad? Tea with juniper flowers is also very fragrant."

The juniper flower demon is a kind flower demon. Kindness is her nature. In order to save the "dead kind", she not only sacrificed her own bath water, this is such a noble sentiment that people can't help but burst into tears. .

Lin Bai burst into tears now, and said with a bitter face: "Okay, I will quit tea in the future! From now on, I will only drink plain water."

The old man Iron Man smiled happily beside him, secretly glad that Lin Bai took the first sip first, if he did it first, he would be the one who was spraying water now. So, don't be the first to do everything, let others be the guinea pigs is the kingly way, this is the wisdom brought to the old man by the years.

Lin Bai handed the cup back to the flower demon: "Take these two cups of 'flower tea' and throw them away, and replace them with boiled water."

The juniper flower demon opened his mouth wide: "Sir Xiaobai, you can't pour it. It's shameful to waste water. There's a big bathtub over there. You need to finish drinking it, so don't waste it."

Lin Bai: "..."

There is no reason to talk to this unremarkable woman. Lin Bai carried her into the bathroom and threw her into the bathtub: "Drink it all by yourself, don't bother me again."

Yunhuihuajiao lay down happily in the bathtub: "Is there so much water for me to drink up alone? Lord Xiaobai is really generous... If the flower demon sisters in the demon world know that I live in pure water, I can drink it in a tank. I don't know how envious it is to live a life of drinking from a vat."

Lin Bai didn't know how to complain anymore. When he returned to the lobby, the TV news was actually playing the advertisement for the epic fantasy blockbuster "Dark Blade". Several wonderful clips were played repeatedly, with a huge black dragon Spitting fire, a large army of demons approaching the capital of kings, there are wonderful shots of harpies being shot down from the sky by bows and arrows... After a few shots, the blond female knight and the black-haired female demon king The two appeared separately. The two women's dressing styles were one white and one black, showing the difference between justice and evil. The picture was beautiful...

The Demon King was also sitting in front of the TV, and after watching the promotional video, she was quite happy: "Do you think this king's movie will be popular?"

Lin Bai rolled his eyes: "I'm not a professional. If I can predict whether a movie will be popular or not, can I still do well? If you want to know in advance, you might as well go to the movie channel, there is a program called In the 'Blockbuster Era', there are experts who analyze the films that have not yet been released, and they will analyze the box office prospects of the movies from all aspects, and they are often very accurate."

The Demon King was overjoyed: "The social division of labor in the human world is really good, and there are people who analyze movies, that's great!" She immediately switched to the Shuangqing Movie Channel excitedly.

Shuangqing Movie Channel is a niche channel. The programs in it are mostly outdated movies, and occasionally there are some movie review programs. "Blockbuster Times" is a small program that analyzes new movies. Many movie lovers Will watch the show, listen to expert analysis, and then decide whether to go to the cinema or not.

The host of this show is Lao Lu Donglai, a very professional film critic. At this time, he is in front of the camera, analyzing the current new trends in movies from a very professional perspective. There is also a guest next to him, who is Zhang Zhizhi. .

Zhang Zhizhi said, "Mr. Don Lai Donglai, did you know that a new movie called an epic fantasy blockbuster has been released in recent days?"

Lao Lu Donglai smiled and faced the camera: "Of course I know ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ its name is "Dark Blade", and the movie has not been released yet, and the premiere has not been held, so I haven't seen it yet. The whole picture of this movie, but I have already seen a few scenes on TV. Our sub-show is called the blockbuster era, and this "Dark Blade" is known as a fantasy blockbuster, which is what our show should discuss. Target."

Zhang Zhizhi smiled and said: "What do you think of the future of this movie?"

Hearing this question, the Demon King became nervous. Even in the face of an army of tens of thousands of demons, the Demon King would not be at all nervous, but she was a little worried about gains and losses.

Lao Lu Donglai smiled and said: "I don't dare to talk nonsense about the prospects of this movie, but there are a few ideas that I can share with you. Judging from the few scenes I have seen so far, the special effects of this movie are The production is perfect, the scenes of the black dragon, the harpies, the half-orc army, etc. are very shocking, and the true reproduction is 100%."

Zhang Zhizhi made an exaggerated expression: "That means this movie will be popular?"

Lao Lu Donglai said with a smile: "That's not necessarily true. You must know that the current movie clips are edited and edited by selecting the best-looking shots. When you walk into the movie theater, you find that there are only two wonderful shots, and most of the time they are the same. It's boring, rotten footage...if this movie is like that, it's over."

Zhang Zhizhi smiled and said, "As far as I know, there are more than just a few of the wonderful scenes in this movie. They should all have the same quality throughout." (To be continued...)

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