Superman Attack

the second

On this day, the wind is sunny, the sky is clear, it is the best time of spring...

After the "hell-like" special training, the Demon King team finally came out. Under the leadership of the Demon King, a group of neurotics swarmed the Internet Cafe in Haitang Mingyue Hot Spring Village.

Of course, when Lin Bai first heard about this, he refused. You can't let him go, he'll go right away. First, he has to look at the situation, because he doesn't want to be added with some stories after he loses. Duang's words are very miserable and embarrassing, so the audience will definitely scold him when he comes out. It's impossible to lose so exaggeratedly. The story is false.

Later, Lin Bai didn't want to go anymore, because the demon king stretched out his hand to hold his arm, and then he was inexplicably immobilized. He couldn't move or speak. He was pulled by the demon king and dragged to the Internet cafe. .

Haitang Mingyue Internet Cafe is a medium-sized Internet cafe with just one hundred computers. The decoration style is average. It is located near the entrance of Haitang Mingyue Hot Spring Village and belongs to the ecological environment of the entire hot spring business circle. Therefore, the owner of the Internet cafe has some friendship with the residents on the old street, which belongs to the relationship of looking down and not looking up.

The boss is a man with glasses, and his favorite in his life is "The Bears League". Of course, his level is not proportional to his hobbies. , the four of them played well ", ↖fwx.＠t, the five of them often call themselves "four gods with one pit".

Looking at the demon king again, except for the demon king's golden series, which can be taken out to meet people, the other four are **** pits. So the five of them called themselves "one **** leads four pits".

This is the ultimate showdown between "Four Gods with One Pit" and "One God with Four Pits"!

The entire Internet cafe immediately became agitated, and many people who were playing other games gathered around. Get ready to watch this battle of the century, ahem. If it can be called the war of the century.

In the "all eyes", the owner of the Internet cafe held up his glasses and walked in front of the demon king. Behind the glasses, his "fierce" gaze swept over Jin Qiaoqiao, who seemed to be incompetent, and Zhang Degai, who looked like a brainless man. A couple of fools and a fat man. He couldn't help laughing and hummed: "You don't even look at your own shape, you want to challenge our 'Haitang Mingyue Hot Spring Village's Invincible Five Black People', you are simply over your own strength, today you are all dead."

The Demon King didn't quarrel with him. She pointed at Lin Bai and said, "You are yelling at the wrong person. This person is the person in charge of our team."

After brushing, countless eyes locked on Lin Bai.

Lin Bai's yellow mud fell into the crotch of his pants. It wasn't **** or shit, so he had to bite the bullet and stood up and said, "Boss glasses, you are sure to lose today. We are a professional team. I'm just asking if you're afraid."

The word "professional team" really frightened the glasses owner to tremble all over, and cried out: "Pro team?"

"That's right!" Lin Bai could only finish his pretense, and hummed: "I'll introduce you to me." Jin Qiaoqiao said, "This is the team's auxiliary player. Professional level, never grabbing the head. , starting from 10,000 yuan per month.”

The glasses boss was trembling with fear, Nima. Professional players with a monthly salary of tens of thousands of yuan are too cruel. Why do professional teams like you bully five black people in Internet cafes like us?

Lin Bai also introduced Zhang Deyi: "My team's top single player. A returnee from the United States."

I wipe! To deal with five people in an Internet cafe, you still invite international foreign aid? The glasses boss almost foamed at the mouth.

Lin Bai finally introduced the second-generation Aunt Qin and the entertainment committee member, Fatty: "They are a couple. One is a jungler and the other. They are both extremely ferocious and super-class players. Sister Qin, tell the glasses boss what heroes you use. Played wild."

The second-generation Aunt Qin stood up, but her aunt-level body had the age of a high school student. Her look scared the glasses boss half to death, and said triumphantly: "I used Feng Nu to play wild, and Soraka, oh , by the way, I'm also good at jungler with Jinx, as well as Merlin gunner, card master, evil little magic..."

Lin Bai put his face in front of the owner of the glasses and hummed: "For a real expert, if you have no sword in your hand, but you have a sword in your heart, and picking leaves and flying flowers can hurt people, our team's junglers have already reached the level of use. Any hero can play in the wild, just ask if you are afraid."

The owner of the glasses wiped away a cold sweat: "You...you...you guys are so powerful, why did you come to blackmail the five of us in the Internet cafe? Now... can I cancel the game now?"

Lin Bai was overjoyed, it's alright to cancel the game. But before he could speak, the Demon King rushed forward and said, "Cancel? Don't be stupid. Since you have already accepted this king's war book, you have agreed on a time. Now you regret it, are you still a man?"

Lin Bai wanted to cry but had no tears, and the owner of glasses also wanted to cry but had no tears, and said timidly: "Then...you must be merciful in a while, and give us some face."

The Demon King patted his shoulder generously: "No problem!"

No problem, you bastards, now you should kneel down and beg each other to save face for you! Lin Bai was mad. He suddenly thought of something. He dragged the Demon King to the side and asked in a low voice, "Hey, ghost woman, do you really want to fight?"

"Of course I'll fight!"

"Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to find the North?"

"Why do we lose? This king thinks winning is very easy."

"That's weird!" Lin Bai said in a low voice, "Hey, you don't want to use magic to cheat, right? Let me first state that competitive games are a type of sports, you must have sportsmanship, and cheating with magic is absolutely forbidden. You If you dare to use magic to cheat and beat your opponent, I will go home and my boss will kick you."

"Che, this king is so powerful, why do you need to cheat?" The demon king said proudly: "This king's magic witch promises to hang up all enemies... Kerry is a matter of minutes! Let you see what it means to be One **** brings four pits."

Lin Bai covered his face.

So, the showdown begins!

The five people sat in a row, with extraordinary momentum. The other five black people also sat in a row, and their momentum was far behind. Facing the professional team, they were extremely unconfident, and everyone had a black face. At the last moment before the start of the game, the owner of the glasses also posted a Weibo: "Brothers, I am going to give up generously soon. After I die, you must not miss me."

Open the room, enter the selection screen, and it is the opponent's turn to ban selection. The glasses boss glanced at the appearance of the female demon king, and her tricks and witches were too eye-catching. With a slip of her hand, the glasses boss banned the tricksters.

"I wipe!" The Demon King jumped out from behind the computer. When it was over, there were no more heroes to use. The Demon Queen rolled around with her head in her arms. In the end, she reluctantly chose a fan mom, Karma, the Apocalypse. The reason was very simple. , this hero looks similar to the Tricky Enchantress, and maybe the gameplay is similar.

Almost weird!

One God with four pits instantly turned into five pits.

Twenty minutes later...

Lin Bai walked out of the Internet cafe half-holding and half-dragging the crying witch, followed by four dejected idiots.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" The king's team lost just like that, and it was only 20 shots! "It's too embarrassing to lose." The demon queen said with snot and tears, "They cheated, they are too It's unreasonable. To ban the witchcraft girl is simply maddening, utterly devoid of conscience, and too unsportsmanlike."

"Don't complain there, because your own hero pool is too shallow, and you can't do anything but tricks." Lin Bai spread his hands and said, "Anyway, you should practice a few more heroes."

While complaining about her, Lin Bai was also sighing at the change of the female demon king. Before the change, she must have said, "This king will kill their whole family," but this time she didn't even think about it in that direction. I have learned to deal with problems in other ways, such as: crying and acting like a baby!

The lethality of this move is actually not low. At the same time as the demon king walked out of the Internet cafe crying, the onlookers cast an infinitely contemptuous look at the glasses boss and his group: "You five are very powerful, aren't you? Bullying girls counts. What kind of skills? Damn, wait for me, I will call the four brothers and let you see how powerful the five strongest men in Jiangbei are!"

"There is also Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu also wants to compete with you, the five strongest black people in the South Bank are here!"

"Shuangqing University's bully five black people express their dissatisfaction!"

"The five black people from Shuangqing Academy of Fine Arts fought with you!"

There are tourists from various districts in Shuangqing in the Internet Cafe in Hot Spring Village. There are many experts among these tourists. Although they did not bring their own team, the next battle is inevitable. For a time, the five black people of the glasses boss became the target of thousands of people, and they all received the letter of acceptance.

In the next few days, the five glasses bosses were brutally abused a hundred times by masters from all over the world.

"I said, you should change four team members, right? Otherwise~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Let alone rushing out of Asia to the world, you can't even rush out of the hot spring village." Lin Bai tapped lightly with his hand. With the Demon King, her vest was still up and down with sobbing, she looked really pitiful, but Lin Bai knew that this guy was mostly fake crying.

Sure enough, the Demon King had just returned home, and her expression changed immediately. She couldn't see her sad face at all. She hummed, "It's impossible! This king's team members are all the best, and they will never change."

"Then you should aim at the five black glasses bosses and fight forever!"

The Demon Queen slapped the table with a slap, turned around and shouted at Jin Qiaoqiao, Zhang Deyi, the second-generation Aunt Qin, and the cultural and entertainment committee member Fatty: "Starting from tomorrow, you are not allowed to chat with melon seeds during the training period, you must give it to me. I train wholeheartedly. In addition, I set aside an hour from the training time every day to watch the tactical videos of the masters. Hehe! We have to make a new face and make a comeback. In addition to the tricks, I also need to practice a few more. A new hero comes out, and a month later, he will challenge the glasses boss, the five black people, to win but not to lose."

Lin Bai covered his face, Nima, are you still coming?

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