Superman Attack

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The flat-chested policewoman grabbed the handcuffs on the head of the bed and shouted, "Dear villain Xiaobai, I'm going to sue you for bigamy now, and arrest you for ten or eight years..."

"Hey, isn't it..." Lin Bai sweated profusely.

"If you don't want to be caught by me, go get a certificate with me!" The flat-chested policewoman said solemnly.

"Hey, isn't it just bigamy plus bigamy to get a certificate with you?" Lin Bai complained, "Let's go abroad to get a certificate, so it's safer?"

"No way, my father is an old-fashioned person who doesn't recognize foreign marriage certificates, so he can only use the domestic ones. But don't worry, even if you have obtained countless marriage certificates in your own country, as long as no one sues you, you will not be able to. Arrested!" The flat-chested policewoman said earnestly, "The people don't raise the case, the officials don't investigate... This is a tradition since ancient times, and it is no exception now! Of course I won't sue my dear husband, and I believe Qianqian won't either. ."

Lin Bai covered his face: "Hey, you are a law enforcement officer, you know the law and break the law... You are even more powerful than ordinary people by exploiting loopholes in the law."

"Who's to blame for this?" The flat-chested policewoman swung her handcuffs like a butterfly: "It's not that you, a man with no morals and integrity, harmed me. Now my mother will ask you a question, is it true?"

"Shut up! Of course I'm bullshitting!" Lin Bai said with a bitter face, "I don't want to be caught and imprisoned for ten or eight years."

The flat-chested policewoman's fierce face instantly turned into a smile: "It's fine if you're willing to talk, and you'll accompany me home to see my parents, invite my relatives and colleagues to dinner, buy wedding candy, wow. There are a lot of things to do, okay. Happy..."

Lin Bai covered his face: Nima sucks. Marrying this woman is more troublesome than other women, and it is simply suffering.

But think again. If you marry a wife and don't even want to do such trivial things as hosting a wedding banquet for her, what kind of man is that? Where is the man's responsibility? Is it to marry a wife and buy a maid? Thinking of this, Lin Bai patted his chest: "Don't worry, wrap it on me."

The flat-chested policewoman went to work happily, but the one-armed woman looked sad, because the flat-chested policewoman had a family and could hold a wedding banquet, but the one-armed woman was a lonely person. I don't even have a family, and now I have a man, but I don't know who to report the good news to. Thinking of this, I feel very sad.

Lin Bai took her one arm and said softly: "Don't think too much, although you didn't have family before, but in the future, everyone in our family will become your relatives. We will be together in the years to come. Life will never leave you alone again."

"Yeah!" The one-armed girl became happy: "Understood, I will definitely get along well with my sisters at home..."

an hour later. Lin Bai was sitting on a rattan chair in front of his house basking in the sun, when he heard an earth-shattering fight coming from the backyard. It turned out that the one-armed woman and the blood phoenix number 4 started to fight again: "Hello. It's good to be friendly. Where did you get along?

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After dinner, Lin Bai lay lazily on the rattan chair by the door. The setting sun slowly sinks from the west sky, and the street lamps on the old street light up one by one. The nightlife begins.

Supergirl just came back from get off work at this time. She was exhausted, but she didn't rush home. Instead, she sat at the barbecue stall across the street and greeted Ye Qing with a smile: "Sister Ye, give me a few skewers. I can eat skewers, but I got home too late today, I didn’t catch up with dinner, I’m so hungry now.”

Ye Qing smiled and said: "Okay, wait a minute, I'll grill some meat skewers and potatoes for you, and then grill a fish."

The sound of the sizzling barbecue sounded, and the smoke was lingering. Many old neighbors also finished their dinner and watched the news network broadcast. Slowly, more and more people were at the barbecue stall, and the old neighbors gathered here to chat and fight. , so unhappy.

Suddenly, a lot of women appeared on the street, walking towards Lin Bai noisily, Lin Bai took a closer look, oh my mother, is it the Knights of the Roses again?

The mixed-race Lolita Blood Phoenix No. 1 walked at the front of the group of female killers. When she saw Lin Bai, she smiled a little embarrassedly and said, "I'm sorry, I'm coming to stay at your house again."

"Go bankrupt again?" Lin Bai asked angrily.

"Well... it's bankrupt again." Blood Phoenix No. 1 smiled helplessly: "None of these unremarkable subordinates can do serious things except murder. Our model company owes a large amount of debt to European banks this time. I had to pat my **** and run away."

Lin Bai didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I said, who am I from you? You run to me every time you go bankrupt, do you think I'm easy to bully?"

Blood Phoenix No. 1 didn't speak, but Yuhu No. 2's head stuck out behind her: "Don't say that, it's common, isn't it just taking us in for a few days, this kind of trivial matter doesn't cost you much effort. It's a big deal. , let's pay the corresponding price."

"You guys are obviously bankrupt and you owe a huge amount of debt, how can you still pay me?" Before Lin Bai could finish his words, Yuhu No. 2 jumped into his arms and took his plump **** in Lin's arms. Bai's chest was on the top: "I will sleep with you tonight, just treat it as your payment for taking in us, what do you think?"

Yuhu No. 2 is very beautiful and full of exotic style. There is no man who doesn't like it. Lin Bai was about to agree. Suddenly, a foot stretched out from the side and kicked Yuhu No. 2 far away with a thud. This foot belonged to No. 4 Blood Leopard. She stood on her hips and said, "No. 2 Yuhu, you shameless woman, you actually want to take this opportunity to take the position and go to the side." After speaking, she turned to Lin Bai and said, "Jade Tiger No. 2 is not delicious, that woman has no taste at all, let me sleep with you... I'm the best..."

Before he could finish speaking, another foot stretched out and kicked Blood Leopard No. 4 far away. This time, it was Black Cat No. 1 who came forward... The female killers formed a group and fought hard to rob men. At the same time, the head of the Blood Phoenix No. 1 had to blushed and came out to smooth things out: "Don't be arguing, what kind of etiquette is it? Let's rank according to seniority..."

"Ranked by seniority?" The female killers suddenly realized, and said together: "So that's the case, isn't seniority ranked first? Well, Mr. Captain, so you have such a plan... "

As a result, the rounding of the field failed, and even the Blood Phoenix No. 1 was involved in the melee!

There is no reason for Lin Bai and this group of unremarkable women. Drive them all into the teleportation array and let them live in the Demon King's Palace. Of course, this did not mean that Lin Bai had no idea about them. Another day, I will definitely find a night with a dark moon and a high wind, and go to the Demon King's Palace to deal with them one by one. Hehe, women who have entered the harem of this uncle, don't even think about being able to get out.

When she returned to the old street, the fierce Loli also appeared at the barbecue stall. She was full of jewelry, all made of platinum, including platinum rings, platinum necklaces, platinum bracelets, platinum anklets, platinum earrings... In short. The silver light all over her body, coupled with her princess dress, is simply a shining little loli.

"Dad, do I look good in this way?"

"You look good, oh my, your eyes are so sparkling..."

"It's all cut from the stars that my dad gave me, and then melted into these jewelry, hee hee... Look, I also have a chainsaw made of platinum." Violent Loli raised the electric chain in her hand. saw. Shining silver, Nima, this chainsaw is actually made of platinum. Such a chainsaw is obviously unusable. Just the shape of a chainsaw.

Lin Bai went mad: "Hey, a chainsaw made of pure platinum would be very heavy, right? How could a little girl like you lift it?"

"My arms are strong."

"It's too strong!" Lin Bai complained of weakness, what kind of loli? Simply a monster.

I'm chatting with Loli. I saw the old neighbors form a circle and seemed to be talking to the people in the circle. Lin Bai looked closer, only to find that the old neighbors were surrounded by thirty-two father-in-laws, and he was bragging about something to the neighbors.

Lin Bai smiled and asked, "What are you talking about?"

Jin Qiaoqiao was actually in the crowd, she smiled and said: "The thirty-two father-in-law is planning to write a new novel, and he is discussing his ideas with the neighbors..."

"Oh? What new book are you planning to write?" Lin Bailai was also interested.

The thirty-two father-in-law said: "I plan to write a book "Meng Niang's Journey to the West", which tells the story of a handsome Tang monk who went to the west to worship Buddha and ask for marriage."

"Wait, are you sure you are praying to the Buddha to ask for a marriage, not to pray to the Buddha to ask for scriptures?"

The thirty-two father-in-law said proudly: "Yes, it is to pray to the Buddha for marriage, hehe... Come on, let me tell you the story of the new book..."

In 2015, in Hezhou, Xiniu, Daleiyin Temple, Rulai girl has turned 28 years old, and there is only one older girl left, but she still can't get married. The gods and gods are desperate for Rulai girl's marriage Miss Ru Lai is a super house girl. She stays at home, plays games and watches cartoons in her boudoir every day, and even refuses to participate in the most important blind date.

Up to now, only good men can come directly to the house to find her, but although there are many men in the world, there are very few men who are willing to take the initiative to ask for marriage and marry a super house girl, and they cannot be found at all.

The gods and Buddhas of the gods spent nine cows and two tigers, and finally found a good man in the Tang Dynasty in Dongsheng Shenzhou. Sister Guanyin personally went out and cheated. the road……

The white dragon horse must have it, the three apprentices must have it, and of course there are no less than ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulties.

This is the story of "Meng Niang's Journey to the West"!

Tang Seng rides a horse and pulls a dong, followed by a Monkey King

Monkey King, run fast, followed by a pig

Pig Bajie, with a long nose, followed by a sand monk

Monk Sha, holding a gong, an old witch came from behind

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"Note that there are already novels with the same name on the market, so when readers read the book "Meng Niang's Journey to the West", they must pay attention to whether the author's name is thirty-two father-in-law, otherwise they will buy the wrong book." Thirty-two The father-in-law pretended to be serious.

"I'll wipe, what kind of **** are you thinking about?" Lin Bai kicked the thirty-two father-in-law in the face: "Go to hell!"

The girls laughed and gathered around, watching Lin Bai kick the thirty-two father-in-law around like a ball...

The Demon King and the Yaohua girl stood holding hands and stood behind Lin Bai, and the other girls surrounded them, forming a big circle. The harmonious and happy life was still going on. The Demon Queen raised her head and looked at the night sky in the sky. Xing couldn't help sighing: "I'm so happy..."

(End of the book)

(screenwriter... thirty-two father-in-law)

(Producer... Thirty-two father-in-law)

(Director... thirty-two father-in-law)

(Photography... thirty-two father-in-law)

(Props... thirty-two father-in-law)

(Voice... thirty-two father-in-law)

(Music... thirty-two father-in-law)

(Thanks... thirty-two father-in-law)

Wait...it's not over yet...According to the convention of horror movies, there should be hidden easter eggs after the subtitles are played...

Marvel World~www.wuxiahere.com~Evil Alliance Headquarters…

A woman with oil paint all over her face walked into the headquarters of the Evil Alliance. Her figure was so good that she could be said to be so graceful that she had no friends. Unfortunately, the oil paint on her face covered her appearance.

The woman said to Red Skull, who was sitting in the head seat, and said, "What? You've just suffered a little setback, and you're scared? Don't you dare to invade the human world again? Hahaha... Don't be afraid, since this girl has inherited the new The title of a generation of clowns will definitely let those stupid heroes know the power of the evil alliance! And the new generation of superman Lin Bai, hehe, as long as I hook my finger lightly, I can make him bow down to me Under the pomegranate skirt...it's easy to turn him into a villain...hahahahaha"

The silver bell-like laughter of the new generation of female clowns echoes in the headquarters of the Evil Alliance...

A new round of battle between heroes and villains is about to kick off a gorgeous prelude...

(This time the whole book is really finished) (To be continued..)

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