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On December 18th, the Los Angeles Lakers, who returned home, played against the Charlotte Bobcats who came from afar.

Bobcats owner Michael - Jordan came to Los Angeles with the team, to the scene to watch the team game.

The Bobcats are also pitiful. As an NBA team, the attention of the players on the team is not as good as their boss.

Who made their boss the first person in history and the most legendary player in the NBA?

But in this world, character is always conserved.

As the best and most influential player in history, Jordan is really horrible to be the boss.

I won't talk about the good story of picking the No. 1 pick Kwame Brown during the Wizards period.

After coming to the Bobcats, last season, the Bobcats created a record low winning percentage of 7 wins and 59 losses.

This includes a 23-game losing streak that ranks third in history. If the 12th season hadn't been a shrinking season, the winning percentage might have been even lower.

This year the Bobcats got the second pick. Jordan learned his lesson this time and made the safest choice, McGee.

But according to the law of "No. 2 pick must have water", there is a high probability that Anthony Davis will not be able to get water, and McGee...

Anyway, so far, he is still in the growth stage of potential, and his overall performance cannot be compared with Li Liang.

You see, you can't even compare to a second-round rookie like your old classmate Li Liang, how can you be a star?

Before the start of the game, in the locker room of the Lakers, Li Liang was interviewed by reporters again.

Although the Bobcats have always been a weak team, they have been the Lakers' nemesis in recent years.

Like the Lakers won the championship in the 2009 season with 65 wins and 17 losses in the regular season, they were double-killed by the Bobcats.

In short, since the Lakers got Gasol's second rise, the Lakers have lost more than they have won against the Bobcats.

The reporter asked Li Liang what he thought of the mutually restrained relationship between the Lakers and Bobcats.

Li Liang glanced at the reporter, and wondered if you would ask questions, if you beat someone but not in the face, how could you ask such a question?

"I don't think there is any restraint relationship. The main reason is that the team is not caring enough and working hard enough. We will definitely try our best to win tonight's game."

The reporter asked again, is it true that it has been said recently that Kobe wants to win another MVP.

Li Liang thought, of course it is true, Kobe likes to brag, you all know it.

"Well, I'm not very clear about this, but I think any player will have the goal of becoming the MVP, and Kobe is no exception."

Li Liang learned to be good. He didn't dig a hole when he faced the reporter before. He dug a hole for himself and jumped into it.

This time, he didn't dare to dig a hole for himself, and he didn't go in the hole dug by the reporter.

The last question is to ask Li Liang what he thinks of Jordan.

Just as Li Liang wanted to speak, subtitles appeared in front of his eyes. Damn it, it's over, the system has sent a task!

I don't want to dig a hole, the system will dig a hole for me.

[Mission, Kanye West of Los Angeles, mission requirements: Criticize Jordan, praise Kobe, exaggerate. Task reward: a special item. 】

What to do, criticizing Jordan for praising Kobe is a big taboo.

Although Kobe is great, but in general, basically every aspect is suppressed by Jordan.

If this is to say that he is belittling Qiao, wouldn't he be labeled as a Kemi?

Forget it, it doesn't matter, if you can get a prize, what's wrong with bragging about Kobe and scolding Jordan.

There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people. It is normal for a Lakers player to talk nonsense.

"Cough... I think that if Kobe can win the MVP and the championship this season, he can surpass Jordan in terms of achievements. Although Jordan has better statistics, more championships and MVPs, but...um...but... "

Damn, this task is so difficult, Li Liang thinks carefully, this Kobe beats Jordan by taking the lead.

You can't make up nonsense like this.

But the greater the difficulty, the better the prize rewards will be!

"However, Kobe is closer to us, his experience is more legendary, and his three-pointers are more accurate. If I had to choose, I would choose Kobe as the best shooting guard in history. Jordan... I think Jordan is still a player Not bad, but judging by his actions as a boss, he still has a lot of room for improvement."

The reporter was dumbfounded. This young man dared to speak.

The last time I said I wanted to kiss Kobe's ass, this time I kicked Jordan's ass.

Li Liang saw what was going on, the task has not been completed, isn't it exaggerating enough?

The reporters were about to stop asking questions, but Li Liang held the microphone and said:

"Jordan's success, to a certain extent, is due to the east wind of historical trends. In the era of great development of the NBA in the 1990s, the league needed a superstar to promote the NBA brand. And Kobe, Kobe is just a fledgling high school student. The 13th pick from the bench. His success is more representative and closer to the real reality...”

The more Li Liang said, the more he exaggerated. He racked his brains and collected all kinds of comments on the Internet that slandered Jordan and praised Kobe.

Li Liang used to scoff at these remarks, feeling that they were not worth refuting.

People, in the face of interests, even the rope to hang oneself can be sold.

[Congratulations, you have obtained the achievement "Los Angeles Kanye", task reward: special items, Gary Payton's chewing gum, please check it on the second floor of your locker. 】

I spent so much saliva and took such a big risk, just give me a box of chewing gum?

This reporter is already stupid, put away the microphone, he doesn't know how to report this interview.

This reporter is still young, bald and bald. If he were to be replaced by a well-known Hong Kong reporter, he would immediately spread this passage on the Internet.

Li Liangcai didn't care, ran to the locker and opened it, and there was indeed a box of chewing gum on the second floor.

[Special item, Gary Payton's chewing gum: it can make your mouth smell fragrant. Instruction 1: There are five pieces in total, and each piece can be used for 2 hours; Instruction 2: When used with Bob Knight's hair dryer, the effect is the best, which can affect the opponent's mentality. 】

Li Liang saw that this thing is too much, can it be used with a hair dryer?

I used Bob Knight's hair dryer before, and it works very well, but there is one bad thing, that is, I can't swear.

Therefore, Li Liang always speaks the truth, no matter how loud the voice is, whether the attitude is bad or not, if he speaks the truth seriously, others will listen.

But it’s not good to swear, the most you can say is “CNM”, because Americans don’t understand.

With this chewing gum, it will be different, and it can affect the opponent's mentality.

This is a psychological warfare weapon, maybe it has strategic significance.

Li Liang carefully put away the chewing gum that can make his breath fragrant, and the game is about to start.

To deal with Bobcats, I am afraid that such nuclear weapons will not be needed.

...

The game between the two sides started at 7:30 in the evening.

The good news for the Lakers tonight is that Gasol is back from injury.

Gasol missed two weeks with knee discomfort.

After a period of rehabilitation treatment, the team doctor believes that he has no problem and can return to the game.

On the Lakers side, Mike Brown's troubles have also come. How should Gasol arrange his position?

If he is allowed to start, what will Li Liang do?

Or let Ci Shiping sit on the bench?

Mike Brown was caught in a tangle.

At this time, Paul Gasol took the initiative to stand up and said that he could play as a substitute.

This surprised Brown. A veteran, an absolute starter, is willing to take the initiative to play as a substitute?

Gasol's reason is also very simple, "Because I think Bruce Lee played very well."

During Gasol's absence, Li Liang performed well at the power forward position.

Although his scoring has declined, he has worked hard defensively, even surpassing Gasol in rebound protection.

On the offensive end, his three-point threat is unmatched by Gasol, opening up enough space for his teammates.

The most important point is that Gasol saw in Li Liang what he currently lacks most: youth and vitality.

These have long since disappeared in Gasol with the game year after year.

Gasol not only wants to play NBA games, but also returns to Spain to play national team games every year.

He can no longer be as desperate as he was when he was young, and his size and style of play determine that he is not the kind of desperate Saburo player.

But Li Liang can, he can fly to save the ball, he can defend desperately, and he can start biting and defending in the frontcourt.

Gasol felt that he should give way to give young players room to play.

You can't be like some people, no matter how old you are, you have to occupy the latrine, let alone shit, anyway, it is not conducive to the development of young people.

For Gasol's lofty integrity, Brown said he was very moved and accepted it with pleasure.

This also made Brown heave a sigh of relief. Finally, Li Liang was finally able to sit firmly in the starting line-up!

Finally, I don't have to be nagged by him, and I don't have to be poked by him!

In fact, Gasol also has a little selfishness, that is, he doesn't like playing with Howard on the court at the same time.

There is indeed a great overlap between the two people in terms of function and position.

When they played the Twin Towers, Gasol had to pull to the outside, which made Gasol very uncomfortable.

And in the age of Warcraft, it is impossible to let him assist, and he will definitely eat most of the low-post offensive opportunities.

Therefore, after discussing with his team, Gasol and his team felt that it would be better to play as a substitute.

In the case of guaranteeing the playing time, stagger the playing time with Warcraft, so that you can play more comfortably.

In this way, Gasol may have a better performance.

In fact, Li Liang had already given Mike Brown such a suggestion to let Gasol be the Lakers' Bill Walton, but the coach couldn't listen to it at the time.

Today, because of injuries, Gasol has made a choice in his favor.

So, before the game started, the audience saw Pau Gasol sitting on the bench in his tracksuit.

The Lakers' starting forward is still Li Liang.

This kid has already taken the starting position of the Lakers and sat firmly under his buttocks.