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Thunder fans are starting to leave the field at Ford Center, another disappointing year.

Many of them must miss James Harden very much. After the Thunder's three players were separated, they led the team to the playoffs and then fell at the feet of the Lakers.

What does this mean? This means that in today's NBA, unity is strength!

The current unity index of the Lakers has reached a peak. In the next two games, their evolutionary and efficient offense made the Thunder's tough defense useless.

It can be said that before the start of the season, the situation that people imagined, "I can win the championship with my grandma", can really be reflected in the Lakers in Game 6.

Kobe, Nash, Howard, Gasol, Ci Shiping, everyone is not at their peak, and everyone has obvious flaws.

Nash's defense and physical fitness, Howard's waist injury and offense, Gasol's speed and stability, Kobe's finishing ability and incomprehension, Metta World Peace's shooting and defensive strength.

But after a season of running-in and playoff battles, they finally merged into one, and everyone found their most comfortable style of play and suitable positioning.

Nash would play off the ball, shoot 3s from the wing, play the offense the way Kidd did while trying to hide his own defensive flaws.

Howard gave up the excessively inefficient singles and used the less healthy part of his body more on defense.

Gasol is willing to play off the bench, reduce playing time, and make himself more efficient every minute on the court.

Kobe began to pass the ball more, respond more, reduce unnecessary shots, and use his limited amount of "fairy ball" when he needed it most.

And the most critical person among them, the magical boy with the 55th pick, is worrying about his own desire to eat Xiang.

With the fans of his teammates and staff, Li Liang was dragged back to the locker room, and the Lakers began to celebrate the Western Conference championship.

All donning black Western Conference hats and silver Western Conference trophies, shouting "GO Lakers!"

There was a lot of noise in the locker room, but everyone was more restrained. Kobe kept saying to the people around him, "It's not time to really celebrate, it's not time yet!"

Yes, the Western Conference championship is not the ultimate goal of the Lakers. If they can't win the championship, then the second place is the biggest loser.

Li Liang escaped from the crowd and hid secretly where the reporter could not find him.

He thought he could get away with this, but the Lakers players celebrated for a while and felt something was wrong, what about Bruce Lee?

Jamison yells, "Come out, Bruce! We're all ready!"

I don't know who shouted "Always be prepared", and then everyone started searching for Li Liang.

Li Liang couldn't hide, and was quickly dragged out of the toilet by Jermaine O'Neill.

"It's not okay to eat secretly by yourself, in front of everyone!" Little O'Neill also joked to Li Liang.

Reporters from all walks of life were there, and there was a burst of clapping at Li Liang, and it was now going crazy on Twitter, INS and forums.

It is no longer important for the Lakers to win the Western Conference championship. Everyone wants to see Li Liang's shit alive.

Kobe sat in the corner of the locker room with the Western Conference trophy in his hand, smiling like a fool.

Needless to say, Kobe's last free throw was intentional.

If you change another elementary school student to come over and push a 38-style, it won't be a three-pointer, and the dignified Kobe will not stick a free throw?

This was the first time in his career, so in order to tease Li Liang, Kobe did his best.

It is enough that Kobe holds grudges a lot. During the regular season, Li Liang used his ass to set the flag. He still remembers it.

The so-called gentleman's revenge is not too late for ten years, Kobe has been remembering it until today, and finally caught Li Liang's flaw, not only won the game, but also got revenge!

Under the coercion of everyone, Li Liang shouted helplessly, "You will lose me if you do this!"

But no one listened to him at all. In the end, Li Liang made a promise that he would post a video of himself eating Xiang on Ins and Twitter tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Please watch it on time.

In this way, reporters and teammates let him go.

After all, everyone knows that it is a joke, no matter what he eats, it is enough to achieve the effect of entertainment.

The players can be happy and happy. They are often bullied by Li Liang on weekdays. Everyone has been scolded.

Playing a game is called trembling, the defense does not dare to miss or misplace, otherwise there will be a scolding meal.

Well now, you Bruce Lee have today too.

Li Liang finally breathed a sigh of relief. If he wanted to broadcast, what should he broadcast?

You can't really eat Xiang, can you?

...

"Hey, Zhu Shu, are you sure this thing is edible?"

"If you can eat it, it's chocolate."

"Chocolate, but why is it so smelly!"

"Isn't it the same as that one, with stinky tofu sauce poured on it? It's not easy to get stinky tofu sauce in the United States."

A day later, in the living room of his home in Los Angeles, Li Liang faced a plate of shit-like stuff in front of his phone camera.

There has always been a big problem in life, which is which one should choose between "Xiangwei Chocolate" and "Chocolate Xiangxiang".

This time, Li Liang chose Xiangwei chocolate, but looking at Zhu Shu's making, not only did it look similar, but it was even poured with stinky tofu juice.

"You don't need it. I'll shoot a video, and everyone won't be able to smell it." Li Liang complained.

"No, if it smells delicious, why do you look like you're eating...how can you eat it?"

Zhu Shu was worried that Li Liang's acting skills were not realistic enough, so she simply made the Xiang-flavored chocolate a bit more like it.

After returning from Los Angeles, the news about Li Liang's plan to eat Xiangxiang spread all over the United States.

For this reason, the Los Angeles Lakers headquarters also received two couriers containing unidentified objects, which were said to be food for Bruce Lee, and were finally thrown away by Lakers employees.

Bass Jr. ordered that all couriers whose recipient was Bruce Lee be rejected.

Li Liang knew that what he said had to be realized, and the video was filmed as soon as possible so that he could focus on preparing for the finals.

To be honest, it was the first time for a Chinese player that Li Liang entered the Finals as the main force of an NBA team.

Yao Ming's great achievements in the past also stopped in the Western Conference semifinals.

Although Sun Yue and Battelle won the championship ring, after all, they haven't played for a minute.

Li Liang is different. He can score 40 points in a single game and is a very important part of the Lakers.

The domestic media still wanted to make a big deal out of it, but this guy was such a moth, and they didn't know how to publicize him.

But netizens are very happy, and they are eager to see this video.

Li Liang looked at the lump of chocolate in front of him, and slapped his mouth in his heart.

In the end, I mustered up the courage, poked a piece of it with a fork, and put it in my mouth.

"Damn it! This is too unpalatable! Could it be that Zhu Shu really gave me food!"

Li Liang chewed it and found something wrong, why is it so bitter, so astringent, so unpalatable!

Li Liang could imagine that his expression at this time was really the same as eating Xiang, extremely painful.

"Damn it, why is it so unpalatable! Isn't it chocolate?"

"Hmm...it's chocolate, but it's 99% pure dark chocolate. If you eat too much at once, it's really hard to eat..."

Zhu Shu is so dedicated, she doesn't protect Li Liang at all, she really made Xiangwei chocolate into Xiangwei.

(PS, interested readers can try imported dark chocolate with a purity of 99%, and eating it is basically equivalent to eating Xiang.)

Seeing that Li Liang was eating with pain on his face, Bai Xiaoting handed over a cup of coffee and said, "Come, have a cup of coffee to refresh yourself."

The dark chocolate was really too bitter, Li Liang hurriedly took a sip of the coffee, feeling much better.

"Ah~ much better. What kind of coffee is this?"

"Cat poop coffee."

"Pfft!!" Li Liang was taking the second sip, and all of it came out all at once.

"Hey, what are you doing! This is specially prepared for you!" Bai Xiaoting said with a smile that couldn't be hidden.

Li Liang wiped his mouth, what evil did he do?

Help the Lakers avenge the Thunder 4:2 and return to the finals, why eat Xiang at home!

However, Li Liang's eating and broadcasting was not over yet, and Wei Dazhi came down from upstairs, holding a can in his hand.

He put the can in front of Li Liang, and said: "Hey, the fans on Twitter have said that it's okay not to eat real shit, but canned herring! There are also people who say to eat raw preserved eggs, I think canned herring is more suitable. "

"Canned herring? What is this?" Li Liang picked up the red can and looked at it. It wasn't in English yet, and he didn't know which country's language it was.

He just pulled away, and Wei Dazhi quickly stopped him, saying: "Don't, don't! Don't eat at home, go to the yard, go to the yard, take your mobile phone with you, and close the glass door!"

Li Liang took the can and went out. He thought that since it was canned herring, it should have a fishy smell from the sea, and it was fine.

So, in the yard, Li Liang opened the red can.

He opened a Pandora's box.

A stench that seemed to come from the deepest part of hell rushed into his nostrils, eyes, skin and clothes...

"Damn it, my eyes, why, why suddenly I can't see..." Li Liang felt that his eyes were a little hot.

Not only the eyes, but for a moment, he felt that his nose was gone.

"What the hell is this, what the hell is it!"