Superstar From Another World!

Ahh... What a wonderful d-- *SCREECH* *BOOM!* Truck-sama, why?!

Argh! No I can't die yet! I'm still a v.i.r.g.i.n. Yamete Onii-chan! I refuse to d---

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Where is this?! Wait, did i just die?! It can't be! I'm only 17 years old for pete's sake! How could i die without getting rid of my f*cking v.i.r.g.i.nty?! This is so--

Zero: Oh! Who are you?

God: *Ahem* *Ahem* Hi I'm God! And I may or may not be the one who caused your death... So, for a compensation, I will give you 5 things that you want and the ability to choose the world you will be reincarnated to...

Zero: Wait, Seriously?! OMG! That's so cool!

Wait, why is he holding his thing down there?! Not that i care... but still its quite awkward for me...

God: Yup! Please be quick, cause i need to pee!

Ohh.. so that's why he's holding his 'thing' down there. Didn't know Gods need to pee aswell.

God: Stop being overcurioused!!

(A/N: Overcurioused? is there a word like that?)

Zero: Okay! Okay! Uhm, I want... hmmm.. This is hard,

1. Perfect Face

2. Perfect Voice

3. Perfect Body

4. To remember all the things about my past life.

5. Photographic Memory.

God: Huh?! Aren't you planning to be reincarnated in some fantasy world?! Why are you asking for that useless things? Could it be that--

Zero: Yup! I'm planning to be reincarnated in a world just like Earth but not quite like it. Like a parallel universe! I want to be a Superstar!

God: And here i was expecting to have some fun watching you get stronger in an anime world. Such a waste of time and power. *Sigh*

Please mind your own busness, Uhm.. Excuse me God?! Did you forget that you need to pee?

God: Right! Thank you for reminding me, good bye. Good luck! TeeHee!

With a wave of his right hand, i was transported inside a --

What's this?! Wait am i.. No f*cking way! I'm inside my mother's w.o.m.b! Gross! This sticky liquids are so freaking disgusting.

Welp, I guess I need to stay here for a couple of months.

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After a while, i started hearing voices,

??: Hey honey, I'm home!

That's a man's voice, im guessing that's my father?

??: Welcome back! *Tsup*

Is that my mother's voice?! So charming! I feel like i could sleep after hearing her voice!

After that, I started hearing s.u.c.k.i.n.g sounds..

Wait are my parent's being intimate right know?!

No please! There's a baby inside you--

Wtf the f.u.c.k is this long thing sticking inside the h--- could it be?!

F*cking gross peoples?! How can the both of you have s.e.x while the freaking woman is pregnant?! Aren't you scared that you might hurt me?!

Mom: Wait, we might hurt the baby inside my w.o.m.b.

Thank you, mom! At least you still remembered me.

Dad: The doctor said we can still have s.e.x until 4 months.

Who is that doctor?! Who is he?! I will freaking kick his balls! Son of a gun!

Mom: But...

Dad: Please, honey? I need this.

Mom: Okay, fine.

Then, they countinued...

How can a shameless guy be allowed to be my father?! Me?! A future superstar! Argh! I should've wish for a perfect family aswell!

After a while i started hearing loud m.o.a.ns, and when i say loud, i mean freaking a lion growling.

Please stop this! I don't want to be deaf! Spare me... I'm just a kid!

Then i witness it! The most traumatizing thing ever! Is this white liquid, my father's--

Holy mother of the frog inside the well who cant get out! My head started to get dizzy, this is the first time in my 17 years of life! I'm actually passing out!

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4 Months later..

Doctor: Push harder! Push!

Mom: Argh!! Argh!!

Is it finally time?! Am i going to be born now?! Omg! Thank you! I can feel tears in my cheeks!

Doctor: It's a healthy baby boy!

Zero: Uwaahh!! Uwahh!! Uwahh!!

This is gosh darn tears of joy! I cant believe im actually out.

Zero: Uwahhh!!!

I'm actually out of that hellish place?! This is so overwhelming... I can't stop the tears from coming out.

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While crying i started feeling an unsual warmth, the feeling that i used to feel when i was a kid... This calming warmth...

This is a mother's love?!

My mother is hugging me right know, and this hug makes me calm... Like i'm in heaven.

This feeling i dont want this to go away, I want to sta--

Dad: Let me hold my handsome son!

Zero: Nooo!!

But instead of the word 'no' only cries came out. Sh*t i can't even properly speak. For crap's sake.

There i felt like i was floating, then i felt a kiss on my forehead. Yuck!! Did he just kissed me?!

Mom: What should we name him?

Dad: Zero, Zero Cadwell.

Mom: A wonderful name... I'm sure the baby will like it.

Dad: I want his name to remind him of humbleness and humility.

Oh.. So I'm still retaining my old name huh? Welp, I dont really care since my old name is pretty cool.

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After 2 months, I said my first word, which is 'F*ck' It happened while my father is 'forcing me to eat a vegetable. Which i hated. I never expected that word to come out from my mouth aswell, I thought its just going to be baby words.

I still remember the look from my parents that day and how my dad got scolded by my mom. Hahah! I never knew dad would be so scared of mom that he started kneeling infront of her. Hahah!

Then, the month after that, i said my first sentence which is 'Mooom! I just crapped!'. My mom gave me a stupefied face.

Ever since that day, my family started calling me a genius. Which is true! Haha! All my life i dreamed to be recognize as a genius and now I'm one! Hahah! This is only the start!

*Evil Laugh*

On my 6th month, I started walking. Which is to me is not a suprised because of my perfect body. My face aswell started being handsome asf*ck.

My Family Is quite well off. We have a somehow big house with 4 bedrooms and a bathroom each. I'm quite satisfied with the way i am now.

After doing some research, as expected most of the things in this world is different from my old world. Like for example, most of the musics and books here are different from my old world. Which gave me quite the excitement...

I just need to wait a little longer so that I can start being famous and conquer this world... Mwahahaha!

My dad works as a news reporter in a local television station. While my mom owns a medium size botique left by my maternal grandparents.

Both my mom and dad have very good looks that will make you want to look back atleast 20 times. Okay... That maybe a little exaggerated, but you get what I mean. Both of their voice is good aswell.

Mom: Zero!! Time for b.r.e.a.s.tfeeding!!

Oh shit! Not again, drinking from her b.r.e.a.s.t is so awkward, even though she's my mother... Still I'm 17 year old teenager... Well my mind is...

As she came closer to me, i started to get nervous, this thing again... PLEASE! I'm going to die because of this awkwardness.

She carefully picked me up from the crib and started giving me his b.r.e.a.s.t. I had no choice but to start s.u.c.k.i.n.g it, or else ill die from hunger.