Swallowing The Spider

[After Transition]

After leaving the bas.e.m.e.nt I made a straight shot towards Selina's condo, the 'Kitty Condo' home to the 'Carnal Cat', I'm getting really good with alliteration and I'm wondering if being an author is what I should make my new occupation in this universe after all I'm going to need an excuse for all the money I'm about to come into. This memory stick is too powerful and is a single use item, I really lucked into this and it was a once in a lifetime opportunity I mean how often do you stumble onto a mind controlled Tony Stark, Reed Richards, Charles Xavier and Stephen Strange. They used all of their knowledge for this memory stick combining their technology, magic and knowledge of the psyche to make it, unfortunately the window was small so some concessions had to be made during its creation but I made sure that they had their memories of this particular event erased so as to not come and bite me on the a.s.s later.

This memory stick is the key to omni-versal travel without all the problems that come with it, particularly from the natives but this memory stick would resolve all of that. I only wish I would be able to analyse it and figure it out, I might be a genius but I'm not that much of a genius, this is way too advanced for me to be able to even get a slight understanding of it, I also think I'm not that magically talented. The only way that the creation of this was even possible was because I had Charles Xavier link all four of their minds so that they could share knowledge instantaneously and work together seamlessly to create this brilliant blend of technology and magic, I also used Xavier to erase their memories of this event. Even I am astonished at what they managed to create, I guess I'm really lucky sometimes.

After arriving on top of the roof of Selina's condo I quickly jump to the building next to it and quickly open a vent on the roof and web my memory stick to the roof of the inside of the vent where it would be out of sight and then sealing the vent back up, it doesn't hurt to be cautious but this time with what minimal supplies I managed to get yesterday I created a tracker(kinda ripped of the spider-trackers Peter made that only costed him $16) which I attached to the inside of the cap of the memory stick. I have no doubt that a skilled thief such as Selina would be able to tell exactly what people have in their pockets just by looking at them and I don't want to take the chance that Selina is gonna realise that I for some reason have a memory stick on me. I am glad that I hid the fake memory stick inside the black cap I wore which I made stick to my head with my stick'em powers.

Now that that was sorted all I had to do was sit back and relax till Selina gets back and hopefully not let on that something is off, I guess I will just watch some television shows and maybe research a bit on the villains of this world. Which is one of the first things I should've done after researching the super heroes. I quickly leap back onto Selina's building and then crawl down it making sure to avoid any windows till I am at Selina's window through which I enter her condo. After getting out of my clothes and back into the ones I was wearing when I first appeared in this universe I quickly gathered up all of my belongings and placed them into some plastic bags(remnants from my shopping) which I then left next to Selina's front door. I then quickly located her laptop and sat down at the coffee table with it and then realised that the episode of 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' that I was watching before Selina interrupted me the other day was still on the televisions screen and decided that I should at least finish watching it. Right..

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Like I said before, the entertainment of this universe is similar to my own original earths entertainment except with a few twists, a different name here, a different person there and maybe that particular piece of fiction doesn't exist anywhere within this dimension but there is something similar and a thousand times shittier. Like with this show I'm watching, instead of Charlie being called Charlie he is called Melvin and this is because the actor that plays him isn't called Charlie Dee, he is called Melvin Dee. Just the small change of that actor having a different name in this universe and the TV characters name changes as well and not only that, that character has changed a lot as well. Instead of him being a dyslexic in this universe he has dyscalculia, which means he has problems with numbers and calculations which makes the show a very different show from the original such as when 'Melvin' keeps having trouble tending the bar and not charging the correct amount. Such changes like these are why I am watching this show again in another universe as it is a very different experience.

Anyway after finishing that episode and cheekily watching another one about 25 minutes had past and Selina was still not back yet so I decided to do some research on the villains in this universe and boy was that a doozy. There were most of the villains that you would expect in such a universe but there were a few differences, there is currently no Harley Quinn to aid the Joker at the moment which means that she either doesn't exist, something went different here or we just haven't got to that part yet. After searching for Harley Quinn on the internet I pulled up the equivalent of her Facebook account(here it's called Facebank) and found out that she had finished getting her qualifications a while ago and was due to start her first job working as an intern psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum next week so I guess it might not be too long before she starts her villainous career.

Apart from that a lot of it is what you would expect, there have been no major team ups between villains yet, which I think will start to happen after the Justice League is made and a few villains haven't made their debuts yet but it is only a matter of time before they do. Lex Luthor is seen as a respectable business man but there are a few rumours on the Internet that he is a little nefarious and the Joker, well I guess you can say that there is no misinformation about the Joker. It's the 100% confirmed and frankly disgusting truth about the types of things he's done with a lot of hate on the forums for him, but where there is hate there is defence and I can't understand that there are actually people out there who defend him for various reasons, f.u.c.kin keyboard warriors.

A hand traipses across my shoulder and rubs it seductively. "What are you looking at? I hope I didn't catch you doing something. Naughty.."

I guess the cat has returned to her chateau...

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<AN> I now have a Pa treon up and running and their are already some chapters on there, please take a look. Some support from you guys would be appreciated and motivate me.

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