Swallowing The Spider

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I wake up staring at an unfamiliar ceiling with a soft body moulded up against mine and suddenly I realise where I am and what I've done or rather who I've done. I've just slept with Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman and I don't regret it at all, she is one kinky woman and if she had a skill level for all her skills I wouldn't be able to tell whether stealing or 's.e.x.u.a.l activities' are her highest levelled skill and she is a world class thief. It truly was a night that really widened my horizons and broadened my mind, eventually after I got all that anger out of my system I let her take the lead a bit and she did things you wouldn't believe, things I still can't believe and I kinda don't want to leave this bed in the hope that I'll get some morning s.e.x as well but I know that I can't wait around.

Oh well, can't laze around here forever and the first thing I have to do is figure out a way to get out of this bed and this condo without waking Selina up and that's going to be particularly difficult with Selina asleep on my arm, thankfully watching a show called 'Friends' has prepared me for such a situation and man am I glad I watched that show now. It is time for the ol' 'Hug and Roll', since Selina is asleep on my arm and we are currently cuddling this manoeuvre consists of two parts, part 1- I will first slowly and gently hug Selina from behind making sure to stay in this position for a while as to not immediately wake her up, I made sure to thoroughly tire her out the night before but I have to try to do this as quietly and efficiently as possible. I will then hug her more tightly and slowly begins to hug her and roll towards her making sure that she is traveling down along the length of my arm as I do, again making sure to do this as slowly as possible, then it's time for the next step. Step 2- immediately after hugging her and moving her down the length of my arm I quickly and smoothly roll away from her making sure to pull my arm out from underneath as I do so, I take a moment just laying there on the bed to make sure she's not going to wake up before I start to get ready to leave.

After making sure that she was still asleep I quickly and quietly started to move around the room getting dressed up in my clothes which consists of my blue jeans, my brown boots, my red T-shirt and my brown leather jacket but that's not all that I collect from the floor because I spot a pair of black lace p.a.n.t.i.e.s on the floor amidst the mess on the floor created by our deeds from the night before. Now I know what most people would be thinking because I'm zeroing in on a pair of p.a.n.t.i.e.s on the floor that belong to the woman that I had just bedded but they could not be farther from the truth, I mean yes back in the Marvel Universe I had amassed quite a collection of p.a.n.t.i.e.s but that's not because I stole them off of women after I bedded them, they gave them to me as something to be remembered by before they left and I just ended up keeping them for some reason(they were gifts and it's rude to run down gifts or get rid of them). I now that the amount of p.a.n.t.i.e.s I had am asked in the Marvel universe had defiantly surpassed fifty and I'm pretty sure that I was closing in on a hundred which is making the completion it's in me go a bit story crazy. Oh well, I guess I'll just start a new collection in this universe. 'The Panty Collections: Detective Comics Edition'.

Anyway it's not the p.a.n.t.i.e.s that I'm focusing on(okay well, maybe a little) it's the thing that is underneath the black lace p.a.n.t.i.e.s, it's the fake memory stick and for a moment I nearly forgot it and left it here which would have been a big mistake as it would alert Selina to the fact that everything wasn't as kosher(is that the correct way to use kosher? Or am I calling a situation okay to eat because I guess that works too) as it seemed which I defiantly don't want, cat themed people can be quite petty and vengeful, they can also hold a mean grudge( Felicia certainly did, at least for a while). I quickly grab the black lace p.a.n.t.i.e.s and the fake memory stick underneath it before placing the p.a.n.t.i.e.s back on the floor, I'd rather be given it then take it cause that makes me feel kinda sc.u.mmy, after that I quickly make my way to the exit of Selina's bedroom but I stop at the doorway while opening the door because I hear what suspiciously sounds like a snort from behind me. I glance behind me and stare at Selina for a little while before I ultimately choke it up to her just snoring a little bit in her sleep, maybe she has a bit of blockage after all I was clogging up quite a lot of her airways last night and I can't stop myself from smiling a bit smugly at the thought of it.

I silently close the bedroom door and make my way to the front door where I left all my stuff yesterday and I spot Isis the black cat on my way, I take a quick little detour to give her a few scratches on the head and then I'm out the door with my bag of belongings on my back with no clue where I'm going but hey, that's part of the journey. I then make my way on to the top of the rooftop and make sure that no one is around before jumping on to the building next to this one and head towards the vent where I left the real memory stick yesterday night. Pulling of the vent I immediately spot the memory stick laying on the bottom of the vent but I could have sworn that I had webbed it to the top of the vent to make it less easier to spot, I put my hand inside and feel around the top of the vent for my webs but I can't find anything which makes me doubt myself. Maybe I accidentally used a timed web instead of the permanent web to hold it up and it eventually dissolved and the memory stick fell to the ground, I really should get around to making a proper web-shooter so that I can memorise the compartments which hold specific webs instead of this temporary one I put together a few days ago. I don't actually know if any Peter Parker in the infinite universes out there actually made a permanent version of the webs but I certainly did, comes in handy when you wanna stick something back together and it's cheaper than a quality super glue.

I actually experiment a lot with Peters creation in my spare time and came up with a lot of different stuff using it, I even managed to change the formula and make a very adhesive superglue that is stronger than anything else out there and would have made a bomb with all of the uses for it especially with construction but I would feel quite sc.u.mmy for doing that using Peters creation. Thankfully there is no Peter Parker in this universe so I wouldn't feel so bad marketing my special super glue 'BlueGlue' that comes in the form of a tube that expels a blue glue(Walter White made blue meth and that was a hit, maybe that will translate to blue glue) that will stick anything together, there is no dissolving solution that comes with it(don't want anyone using a dissolving solution to get rid of my webs or bring down the buildings that this will be used on) so use cautiously because 'once you use blue, there's nothing to undo'. Is that a good slogan, I think I feel a plan coming together to acquire some funds in this universe.

Anyway, I pick up my memory stick and stow it in my pocket as opposed to the fake memory stick which I have put in my bag, now I just need to find a computer with a secure line to finally use it and I think I know just where. It's time I go pay Jaina Hudson's workplace another visit...

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