Technology Treasure King

Chapter 162: Dedicated to toad

This is a crazy moment. Someone wakes up in the morning, sees the huge 420 billion in the newspaper, and immediately sighs, and the mood of working hard is gone.

   They have to work hard for a few thousand yuan a month, and there are people who earn 247.2 billion +420 billion in two days... It's too shocking! ! !

Many newspapers have also begun to report, including the large-scale appearance on the Internet, the tragedy of toad kung fu last night. Many people listened to He Ming’s croaking practice and took off their clothes very confidently, lying on the ground in the cold winter. Stupid to eat Viagra, confidently believe that the second force of the abdominal muscles can be successful, I am a normal person, even a smart person, of course!

The result is regrettable. According to newspaper reports, countless people called for an ambulance late last night. More than five million men were hospitalized, and more than hundreds of elderly people... The body was discovered by family members in an embarrassing situation. The world said goodbye.

China is the world’s four major powers. In fact, it is the main force of the two camps of the China Treaty. It has a huge influence and an open government. You can see the latest news from other developed countries on the Internet. Most of them are in Chinese. Similarly, my country’s news from other countries You can also watch it through the English version, etc.

   As a result, there are reports published. Globally, there are more people like this, and foreigners are naturally bold, so it is even more tragic.

  According to the survey, more than 30 million men around the world called an ambulance late at night... and the latest data shows that more than 5,000 people died on the spot.

   are some people who are not in good health, not very well, or very stupid, unfortunately ate a bottle of Viagra, and then, there is no more.

Huaxia officials held a press conference at 5 a.m. and issued an emergency statement. The report pointed out that the success rate of toads is very low. It is difficult for strong fighters to succeed, and there will be adverse reactions, especially now it is winter. Please do not study at will. Do not eat a lot of aphrodisiac drugs indiscriminately. Don't joke about your body.

   Our government and Colonel He Ming will not be held responsible for this.

   If you want to practice toad gong, it is best to do it under the guidance of successful people. Don't listen to the recorded croaks and practice at will.

   Experts have researched that only the croaking sound made by successful people on the spot can inspire practitioners. And according to research, Colonel He Ming’s croak is the loudest and most effective...

Since then, people who still have hope in their hearts are desperate. The saddest thing in the world is this. Seeing others eating fragrant and spicy food and enjoying life, they have to eat northwest wind for a living and drink trash to quench their thirst. It's not fair! ! !

   People with ulterior motives have set up a website to commemorate the people who died for the toad. Among them, some old people who died in miserable conditions are deliberately highlighted.

   also specifically pointed out that they did not die from toad gong, but from despair and the greed and ruthlessness of the abdominal muscle brother He Ming (the latter sentence was considered to be an obvious offensive behavior, so it was later cancelled.)

This website is dedicated to record the people who died tragically due to toad kung fu. They are all weak or elderly people. Most of them are too cold to take off their clothes, the original weak body can't stand it, or crazy eating too much Viagra. , Superstitious that he could succeed, but the heart couldn't bear the impact of a lot of aphrodisiacs, and then... died.

   The people of this group of websites have a lot of publicity on the Internet, and hundreds of millions of people have followed the trend, because their own success is absolutely impossible. Only He Ming can help them, but they never thought about a simple problem.

   requires successful people almost from teenagers to elderly people. Calculating this way, He Ming succeeded 1,000 people a day, 365,000 people a year, and it would take him 10,000 years to succeed 3.65 billion men.

   Ten thousand years later, more than 365.5 billion men are believed to need success.

   These people started to promote this website on the Abdomen Bar. Many male abdominal muscles (bayou) have been fooled, or they are willing to be fooled, and they have asked He Ming to be merciful and successful once.

   Of course, more fans began to fight back against this group of people who do not know the so-called, and someone immediately posted: Calculate the number of men in the world and He Ming’s success in a day. He needs tens of thousands of years to satisfy everyone!

   finally laughed at it: everyone likes Lamborghini, you can’t afford it, can you ask Lamborghini manufacturers to give you one for free?

   It is a national shame for a collective to be a hooligan!

   This posting won him a generous material reward: He Ming saw this post, brilliant, and said what I want to say I don’t know how to express, reward!

   Touched his side and looked at the big backpack He Ming was stunned. No way, the billion-dollar abs can not find anything to reward others.

   I did double-check, the only valuable thing is the golden Buddha brain. He Ming's absurdity and cynicism did not dare to do so.

   So there is nothing in the valuables and goods around, and there is everything in the space of the left hand Dao pattern, but it needs to dig more than 5,000 meters. He Ming doesn't want to be a groundhog.

The other colors are magnificent, so that the little kids have a strange face. The fine gems that you want to ask for and the red diamonds in the soul bag are all auction items. It will take less than three hours. The auction is over.

   All the others have been rewarded with handsome guys and beauties, and they also borrowed gems from their wives at a doubled high interest rate.

   But He Ming will always have a way to cancel a gem whose price has not changed in the auction. Because there are too many gems, this one does not look good, let alone rich people compete for big diamonds.

   Then of course, that smart guy won a fine gem of more than 500,000 for his wonderful post.

"Well said, I will chat with you privately and send me your address. I will give you a fine gem." He was almost dumbfounded when he saw this reply. At the same moment, a large number of fans followed, because they always have questions about He Mingdongxiang's prompt, as long as he replies to the post, he will be prompted as soon as possible.

   Immediately began to ask a lot of questions. What happened to the meeting with Jin Yue by the chairman? !

   Strongly demand the truth!

   As soon as the morning news was broadcast at 7 o'clock today, a large number of fans of the abdominal muscles were awakened by the phone in their sleep. I can’t believe my eyes when I look online!

  Abdominals TM actually accompanied the chairman to meet with the leader of Korea, Kim Yue-sung? !

   Anyone with a little bit of brain understands that this is simply an act against the sky. It is impossible to describe the significance of this kind of thing, as if in the ancient feudal dynasty, the emperor brought his heir to meet other emperors!

  In modern countries, it is also a kind of supreme leader who said to everyone, I want this person to be in the same position!

   Although China has embarked on a legal society and elected by local people, the general public still has a sense of sacredness, fear, worship, and so on.

   Therefore, a person who is an Internet star in the eyes of an adult suddenly becomes a huge rich man. Okay, I can accept it. Didn’t expect this kid to reach the peak of power? !

   Therefore, as soon as the morning news is broadcast, as long as it is a wise person, he will immediately understand the reason. It turns out that He Ming is the provider of life treasures, which also explains why he appeared.

   The Citi government and other Western governments are very anxious, and they have negotiated a secret transaction with the DPRK. Other countries have long been... Damn it!

   A large number of people with ulterior motives, including spies, secret agents, and network promoters used the curiosity of a large number of netizens to force He Ming to ask the truth.

   This is meaningless. Before I went back yesterday, Liu Huo had already given He Ming a document. There were many explanations about the reasons for today, such as the chairman’s guard, I went the wrong way, and so on.

   He Ming chose one he likes better, and the reason for pulling the wind: "I helped General Jin Yuecheng to practice toad kung fu. He is very satisfied. I am very happy. He is a great hero and we are happy to cooperate. All photos are taken together, but limited to some state secrets, they cannot be posted now. "

   He Ming added the first sentence afterwards, in order to highlight his own role, it is a strong vanity.

   Then there was an uproar in the bar. Fatty Jin's reputation is not very good, but he is a national leader, an ordinary grassroots. Even if ministers meet with others, there is nothing to do~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Do you still want to meet Fatty Jin? Who else besides the abs?

   Well, this revelation can no longer add fuel to the fire, because the entire Internet is in a hot period. There are news, reports and so on about He Ming everywhere.

   This is an era of information overload. He Ming has become the protagonist for a period of time, or for a long time.

   He began to respond to the tragic deaths of some toad gong practitioners, although in his heart he despised some old people for crazy eating Viagra, and even sympathized with their brains. But he didn't have the idea of ​​being Lei Feng at all. He posted a speech in Post Bar: You have to rely on yourself! Success depends on yourself! Believe in yourself that you can do it! Toad gong is risky, please practice seriously!

   The physique is too bad, the elderly should not take too much Viagra, it will be life-threatening!

   Don’t be too superstitious about your own luck, reality is just reality, even though toad Gong works like a fairy tale!

   After posting the post, He Ming continued to eat and drink in a happy mood. He didn't care how many people died for him. They took my **** and I asked them to practice?

People with ulterior motives, He Ming knows very well that he is an important person in the two camps. The other party wants to engage him by any means, even if he is corrupted, he is very satisfied, because unlike other important people, he is a young man and likes to mix in. Online, impulsive temperament and so on.

He Ming also understands those who only think about themselves, because he is selfish to save others by himself, so he understands their ideas very well. They think that together they can put pressure on him and help them for free. Successful toad gong, it is simply... there is only one middle finger, who do you think of you, do you think I am really a living Lei Feng, serving the people well?

   Second more: Seeking collection and recommendation! !

  

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