Templar Sun King

#Help, the annual crazy Friday is coming again#

Landlord [Wallet is crying]: As in the title, the annual shopping spree "Friday Crazy" in Dire Wolf Mall will start in one more day!

I have already seen the discounted products and various dazzling promotional advertisements on the interface of the mall next door. I glanced over and found that every product was beckoning to the owner like a tortured goblin, and I was holding on to it. It was tense and exciting, and I couldn't hold it at all.

However, the host later discovered a terrible fact—the host's personal financial tsunami is also coming soon!

1L: Like the host, I seem to hear the dual voices of wallet explosion and crying.

2L: The landlord is really euphemistic, just say that you are poor [doge.jpg]

3L: Crazy! mad! star! Expect! five! end! At! Come! up!

4L: Why didn’t the host prepare the money in advance like me, I started to save money a month ago [like me for my wit.jpg]

And your state upstairs is very strange, you are too excited.

5L: It's never been so good, I gasped and dreamed, heard the groans of spirit and desire, saw the blending of water and fire.

The little cuties in the shopping mall are all blooming, they are shy and gentle, delicate flower stamens, opening helplessly, waiting to be picked.

And I——a hard-working bee, singing heartily, enjoying the wonderful pleasure of silky ecstasy and deep bone marrow from the moment each delicate flower leaves, lingering and lingering until the end of the world!

6L: I'm sorry, your description above reminds me of some embarrassing scenes [This is too obscene for me who is pure.jpg]

7L: Is it really okay to do so when the most stringent "Magic Internet Civilization Management Regulations" has just been promulgated?

Be careful not to be invited to chat by the elders of Mowang, pay attention to civilized language, buddy, I have a friend who was blocked from the forum for five days because of shaming, life is very difficult now.

8L: 5L You should be thankful that I know that you are describing the joy of shopping spree, otherwise you would have @“administrator”, the onlookers who don’t know the truth will think that we are gathering people to drive dirty, okay?

Although it would not be deprived of the right to access the magic net because of such a trivial matter, it is still very miserable to be banned from entering the forum.

It's all because of those old-fashioned old men who suggested to Her Highness Isabella to purify the magic network and create a good environment for the growth of young arcanists. Have you considered the feelings of adults who are physically and mentally healthy?

To be honest, now I am more inclined to favor banning underage arcanists from forums.

9L: Underage arcanists have eaten your bread, so why don’t they have the right to be on the forum, huh? [Draw a circle to curse you.jpg]

10L [I like parties]: Ah, there is a trend of crooked buildings, are these the goblins that the host is talking about?

[A key that looks rusty.jpg]

Fixed-point teleportation key: A space-type magic item for fixed-point teleportation, valid times, 10 times.

[A very elegant and slender broom.jpg]

Flying broom: a flying magic prop, limited to 2 passengers, with a maximum speed of 100 km/h.

[A chunky rug embroidered with the hexagram logo and other beautiful patterns.jpg]

Magic flying carpet: Flying magic props, the maximum number of passengers can be 7, and the maximum speed can reach 300 km/h.

[A scarlet cloak.jpg]

Floating cloak: It comes with five arcane spells: feather fall, levitation, flight, arrow protection, and primary resistance to energy damage. In addition, it can seal two seven-ring arcane spells or one eight-ring arcane spell by itself.

12L: Send the key at a fixed point! Broom! Magic Flying Carpet! Floating cloak! I really like it, it really is a group of annoying little goblins.

13L: Upstairs, I suggest you look at the price and then calm down. The cheapest broomstick costs 50,000 gold coins!

I don't expect anything from a 30% discount, but I can think about it if I get a 10% discount.

14L: After seeing a series of numbers, I know they are not in the same world as me, and I am afraid I will never touch them in this life [Sorrow is so hot.jpg]

15L: @我喜欢Party, why put luxury goods, I think these are more suitable for us [心洞.jpg]

[A record with a golden powder effect.jpg]

Grygold Records: A collection of 300 songs in genres ranging from classical to pop to opera that can play automatically for a full two hours with just a touch of magic.

[A palm-sized mirror carved with many beautiful patterns.jpg]

Magic Mirror: A talking mirror, who is proficient in everything from makeup, hairstyles to various fashion trends, and knows how to guide you to wear the most perfect self.

[A dozen beautiful dresses in various colors.jpg]

Fairy dress, must-have for prom, wear it, you will be a princess.

[A pair of crystal clear high heels.jpg]

Crystal Slippers: What girl can resist the beauty of a pair of beautiful shoes made of soft crystal?

16L: Ah, I really like it (screaming——)

I seem to have seen myself dressed up beautifully under the guidance of the magic mirror, wearing a fairy dress, wearing crystal shoes, and dancing with my beloved prince on the dance floor accompanied by the moving music of the Grykin record.

[covering his face and wriggling shyly.gif]

17L: Wake up, that dancer upstairs, what are you doing? Quickly close your eyes and spin and jump, don't patronize to look at the prince [Kill you little fairy.jpg]

18L: Human Difficulties Don’t Break Down [Holding myself and crying like a 300-pound ogre.jpg]

19L: Of course there are these, all kinds of combat and auxiliary equipment that professionals are most concerned about.

[A magic wand inlaid with three magic crystals, shining with magical aura.jpg]

Elemental Sigh: Advanced magic tool, with three six-ring arcane spells of "Flame Vortex", "Chain Lightning", and "Atmospheric Storm".

[A beautiful necklace with emerald stones.jpg]

Space Necklace: The space size is 2*2*2 cube, which can be divided into three areas by itself.

[A maroon helmet.jpg]

Psychic Shielding Helmet: Shields all mental, illusion, and psychic arcane effects below the fifth ring at any time.

[A big sword with a length of at least two meters.jpg]

Thor's Sword: A sharp sword that cuts iron like mud. It has a 5% increase effect on the fighting spirit of Thunder and Lightning.

20L: Upstairs you put all high-end products with restricted purchases, and there are only five mind-shielding helmets with the largest number.

21L: Yes, in fact, not many people will care about these expensive products that have to be snapped up for a limited time [Damn, I’m not jealous.jpg]

22L: Hee hee hee, since that's the case, I'm not polite.

Floating cloak*1, fairy dress*1, fixed-point transfer key*2, elemental sigh*1, add to the shopping cart in advance, and they will all be mine when they arrive at 0:10 on Friday.

Crazy Friday once a year, 50% off and 50% off, you will lose if you don’t buy it. Ladies and gentlemen, buy buy buy, buy all, must.

The broomstick is mine, the mirror is mine, the slipper is mine, the T-hunter potion is mine, la la la!

What, wallet? Yes, where is my wallet? Where is my wallet?

Don't stop me, I said don't stop me, go find your wallet, I have plenty of money!

Fake? Nonsense, do your eyes grow on the soles of your feet? They are obviously glittering and clanging gold coins, how could they be a bag of discarded brass pieces! ?

Go away, don't touch me, I don't want to take medicine, don't take it, let me go, I'm not crazy, I'm going to Crazy Friday!

Hahaha, buy, buy, buy, I said I’m not crazy, there is always a devil trying to kill me, let me go, I’m not crazy, hahahahaha! Come on! ! Come on! ! !

23L: With envy, jealousy and hatred, I just wanted to hug the unknown thigh upstairs, but when I saw the second half... I couldn't help feeling sad.

24L: The same people who have fallen in the end of the world, why not hug and cry together [Water of the West Lake~My Tears.gif]

25L: It is also a true portrayal of me. I can only watch but not buy. The listener is sad, and the listener sheds tears. It is really sad.

26L: Silently delete all the original words of envy, and then put on an expression [I don’t listen, I don’t listen.jpg]

27L: Since the Dire Wolf Mall designated the fourth Friday in November as "Crazy Friday" five years ago, this time of year is full of wailing and screaming.

My wife has been discussing shopping plans with her sisters and girlfriends since a month ago. Looking at the number on the bank card that is about to drop sharply, I feel very tired.

PS: By the way, the bank savings service just launched by the Woking Church this year can’t be better. It doesn’t need physical gold coins, as long as you have a bank card number, you can directly make payment transactions in the magic net.

28L: I have never failed since I was promoted to a five-ring Arcanist. I have thought about many possibilities, but this one is not included—I was stumped by a magic robe with a price tag of 130,000 [I can’t accept.jpg]

29L: I just went out to have a look. Today, there are 3000+ new posts related to Crazy Friday in the chat section. Everyone is really crazy.

30L [I like parties]: Can you not be crazy, after all, it is a carnival once a year.

After the appearance of the Dire Wolf Mall, my views on the surrounding groups have been refreshed. It turns out that the professor who often teaches us also likes shopping very much on weekdays, and basically receives a package every day.

31L: The words upstairs remind me of a group of pictures published in the Fortune Teller Daily last time.

[The magic airship parked in one of the squares of Themis School of Magic.jpg]

[Staff of the logistics company who are working hard to move all kinds of packages from the airship.jpg]

[Students of Themis who are surrounded by the airship in black and smiling.jpg]

A magical airship, this purchasing power is too strong, right?

32L [I like parties]: Actually... uh... this is a day's worth [I'm also desperate.jpg]

PS: Congratulations to the black iron brother who distributed the package, who has become one of Themis' most popular people.

33L: ...I don’t know who’s idea of ​​Crazy Friday, it’s too scary [Scared my kids out.jpg]

34L: I don't know who came up with the idea. I only know that the Goddess of Wealth and Commerce has improved rapidly in recent years. In just five years, she has jumped two levels in a row, and she has been promoted from medium to powerful in one fell swoop.

35L: Her Majesty the Goddess of Magic must be able to draw a certain share of returns from it, since the mall is built on the basis of the magic net?

36L: To correct a mistake, it should be said that the Goddess of Wealth and Commerce develops her faith with the help of the mall function of Mowang itself, and the affiliation relationship between subject and guest is quite clear.

37L: According to visual inspection, the members of the Nine Ring Council are upstairs, so they know the inside story.

38L: The matter of the gods is still too far away from us, but what is certain is that the Holy Griffin Empire has made crazy money in recent years.

Nearly one-third of the goods in the Dire Wolf Mall are provided by the Holy Griffin Empire Trust and other companies, and the remaining one-fifth of the merchants are from the Holy Griffin Empire. They are simply using our money to promote the development of the empire. .

39L: As you said above, I seem to smell a sour smell, you can resist buying it [If you can not participate in Crazy Friday, I will lose.jpg]

40L: The problem is - I can't control my hands [Chen Qie can't do it.jpg]

41L: Simple, let me come up with an idea, just chop off your hand, break it in two, and say goodbye to troubles from now on [SOEASY.jpg]

42L: Upstairs, help me figure out how to chop. [A female six-armed naga whose face has been blurred, holding a sword in each arm.jpg]

43L: And me. [A huge eyeball with a diameter of more than two meters and thousands of tentacles.jpg]

44L: Me. [Six-armed snake demon with red scales and a ferocious snake head.jpg]

45L: [An octopus creature with eight tentacles floating in the sea.jpg]

46L: ...

47L: Who do I usually chat with... six-armed naga, straight-death beholder, six-armed snake demon, deep-sea octopus!

48L: I am not surprised by the Deep Sea Naga Empire and the Underdark, but have even the demons in the lava area started to use the mall?

49L: I think this is four propositions.

50L: I... I... I don't know QAQ