The Age Of Global Cultivation: I Have A Hundredfold Reward

Chapter 33 Revenge on Lynch, Tear Gas

“alright.”

“Wait a little longer”

“I believe you will reach the Foundation Building period soon.”

Xia Yuchan said softly.

Mu Feifan:…

How do I feel like you are coaxing a child?

He sent Xia Yuchan to the experimental class downstairs and watched the girl leave.

Although there are only two experimental classes in the third year of high school in southern Hunan, it occupies a separate teaching building, showing its superior status.

Mu Feifan looked at the two classrooms upstairs with the lights on, and blood was surging in his heart.

“A hundred proud children of heaven?”

“Enjoy this last glory.”

“In order for Teacher Gong to stay, I will defeat you with all my strength.”

“I’m sorry!”

He walked to the teaching building of the normal class opposite.

There are twenty ordinary classes, a full 1,000 students.

Most students are unknown.

The former Mu Feifan is also a drop in the ocean.

But the first time he came out of the temple, his fate changed.

After the promotion period, you can use the temple once a day.

He is already ahead of most ordinary class students.

This is privilege!

In the new era of global immortality cultivation, if you want to stand out, your level must be high.

Without the support of a powerful Realm, all dreams are empty talk.

At this moment, Mu Feifan has returned to the second class classroom.

As soon as he entered the room, the whole audience was boiling.

“Mu Feifan, why did Director Pan look for you?”

“Do you really know Xia Yuchan?”

“What is your relationship?”

“Xiao Yue said just now that you had saved Xia Yuchan, and you were chopped a dozen times and didn’t die…”

Mu Feifan has a feeling of attending a press conference.

But when he heard the last sentence, he was completely speechless.

“Which one said I was not killed by a dozen knives, stand up and let me chop a dozen knives…” Mu Feifan shouted lowly.

When Xiao Yue saw that the person was coming, she smiled: “Brother Fan, didn’t we just use a little exaggeration?”

Suddenly, Liu Zhu said: “The physique of a person is different from that of a person.”

“I used to be stabbed thirty-six times in extreme anger and survived.”

The classroom quieted down instantly.

“Fuck, I thought Brother Fan was ruthless enough to call him a mortal god. I didn’t expect there to be one more ruthless.”

“Brother Zhu is cruel, and he drank too much at first glance.”

“Brothers, wake him up!”

“I have uremia and I will come first, stand back for the diabetic, don’t let him taste the sweetness.”

…

Mu Feifan walked up to Lynch, condescending, with sharp eyes.

“What are you doing, Mu Feifan?” Lynch said.

“I hate people who give short reports behind their backs.” Mu Feifan said coldly.

“I didn’t do it, don’t spit blood.” Lynch was guilty of conscience and didn’t dare to look up.

“I also think that the monitor is not a villain who likes to use insidious tricks.”

“Of course, if someone trips me up, I will retaliate.”

Mu Feifan patted him on the shoulder, like an old friend who had been gone for a long time, and said with a smile.

No one could see that there was a misty black air in the palm of Mu Feihua’s hand.

When Mu Feifei returned to his seat, Xiao Yue whispered: “Brother Fan, it must be Lynch’s Sun thief. The head of our class has a big mouth and it is him.”

Mu Feifan nodded.

After a while, Lynch’s complexion changed suddenly.

“Gurulu!”

His stomach screamed, and at first he could hold it back, but later he couldn’t hold it at all.

Looking around, no one noticed him.

So Lynch lifted his hips quietly.

“puff…”

The voice was suppressed to the lowest level by him, and no one should hear it.

However, Liu Zhu in the back row quit.

“Fuck, Zhao Tianba, did you fart?”

Zhao Tianba: “f*ck, it’s not daddy! Damn, this smell is coming, it’s too stinky!”

The two quarreled lively.

Lynch was expressionless.

No matter what the outside world is like, he won’t show the slightest brokenness!

Keep in mind a sentence: This fart was not released by daddy!

The highest Realm to deceive is to deceive yourself into believing this is a fact.

Suddenly, his expression changed again.

The stomach was overwhelmed for a while.

broken!

With years of experience, Lynch had a hunch that once this fart was released, it would definitely be earth-shattering!

Must be restrained!

Lynch’s hand holding the pen turned purple.

The word forbearance was silently recited in my heart.

“Gululululu…”

The belly is like a gust of wind, like a shower, as if disturbing the wind and clouds.

“Damn, where is the fellow daoist in my belly Transcends Tribulation?”

Lynch gritted his teeth, and suddenly he slanted his body calmly, preparing to use the Silencing Dafa again to minimize the intensity.

“Crack!”

Lynch even smashed the pen, trying to cover the thick and powerful fart with the smashing sound.

Unfortunately, this offensive is really turbulent.

“boom!”

A sound comparable to a second kick resounded through the classroom.

Then came a unique taste.

“Squad leader, it was you…” Liu Zhu stretched out his finger and said tremblingly.

“It’s not me!” Lynch was still making the final struggle.

Zhao Tianba: “No, Liu Zhu fainted!”

When Lin Qi turned his head, he saw that Liu Zhu was foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes!

Damn it!

The people in the classroom are also crazy.

“The monitor did not eat less carrots at noon!”

“Brother Zhu, Brother Zhu, are you okay? Hurry up to the infirmary!”

“Linchi Lynch, I think you should change your name to Lin Da Pao!”

…

Lynch originally wanted to restore some image.

Suddenly, the Great Terror was born.

No, I can’t hold it anymore!

He rushed directly to the door.

“boom!”

“Snapped!”

“boom!”

“Bú~”

Fire all the way!

Thunder!

Second kick!

Monkey Sai Lei!

The students in the front row are miserable.

Almost spit out the overnight meal.

Mu Feifan was dumbfounded, he didn’t expect the power of this poison gas to be so terrifying.

If I knew I would reduce my dose.

Now the smell is drifting here.

Isn’t this putting poisonous gas and smoking one’s nose?

boom!

Xiao Yue opened the window directly, rubbing her red eyes, and panting like a dead dog.

“Tear gas!”

“Finally got a breath of fresh air.”

On this day, the hapless Lynch didn’t know how many times he flushed into the toilet.

When school was over, he dragged his hollowed body and walked out of the campus very weakly.

Turn left and right, and come to an alley.

There was a fat fairy standing there, waiting for him.

The fat fairy held Lynch’s hand, and Lynch walked limping.

It’s like a nurse in a hospital, helping patients with rehabilitation training.

At this moment, behind them, a head suddenly appeared.

“Crack, click!”

The flash fired, and the scene of the two holding hands was taken in.

The person who came was Xiao Yue.

He smiled slyly: “Brother Fan is right. As expected, this kid Lynch is secretly dating again.”

The next day, Director Pan received an anonymous letter as soon as he went to work.

When I opened it, it was a picture of a girl holding Lynch in his arms.

Lin Qi sued Mu Feifei’s early love and made Director Pan make a nosy joke, which caused him to have long ago resented Lin Qi.

Director Pan became even more angry when he saw this photo!