The Alchemist of Harry Potter

It's choking!

Fred, George, and Lee Jordan have been feeling unlucky lately, and they've been having a lot of bad luck since the Christmas break.

The vacation homework that can never be done, and because he failed the vacation homework, was locked up by Professor McGonagall and Professor Snape, making them miss the dinner in the evening.

Fred and George's situation was even worse. Because they were locked up and missed a few Quidditch trainings, Charlie lost his temper and told his family about it. Mrs. Weasley wrote a letter. The letter severely warned the two of them that if there was a next time, they would deduct their poor pocket money.

Of course, Fred and George had very little pocket money.

"Look, what I found!"

As soon as he entered the dormitory, Fred was attracted by a scent. His eyes were fixed on the steaming egg and hash browns on the table. He couldn't help swallowing. The mince pie was handed to George by his side, and appeared to the table with extraordinary speed.

All right!

The speed of the three people is very fast, and they have surrounded the food on the table.

"Where's Albert?" Lee Jordan asked in a low voice.

"Probably... taking a shower!" Fred said uncertainly.

"Is this a late-night snack he specially prepared for us?" George took a bite of the meat pie, raised it to compare it with the steaming egg and hash browns on the table, and decisively threw the meat pie aside.

"It must be so."

The three of them looked at each other and understood the meaning in each other's eyes: Before Albert returns, quickly destroy it!

Hot eggs and hash browns whet their appetites more than meat pies, and the smell makes them feel hungrier.

So, the three quickly scraped the food clean.

Then……

After Albert came back from the shower, he saw Fred, George, and Lee Jordan whose lips were swollen into sausages, and burst out laughing for a while.

"What's wrong with you!" Albert asked pretending to be stunned, his face still trembling slightly from the smirk.

"We just ate the food on the table..." Fred's tone was resentful, sounding vague.

"Then, it became like this!" George pointed to his lips, feeling that his whole life was dark.

"I must be dreaming, yes, I must be dreaming." Lee Jordan looked sad, and he has been unlucky recently.

"You're not dreaming. Cough, go to Madam Pomfrey first, she will definitely be able to heal your lips." Albert forced himself to stop laughing, coughed lightly, and led the three of them. school clinic.

Fortunately, it is already night, otherwise it will really attract a lot of attention.

Madam Pomfrey was obviously not satisfied with being interrupted during the rest time, but for the sake of the three people's swollen lips, she gave them some potion... Well, it only took less than thirty seconds, Pang Mrs. Frey removed the sausage lips for the three, and then took them out of the school hospital.

Of course, she was using a detumescence agent.

"Did you add something weird to that egg hash brown."

As soon as they returned to the dormitory, the three of Fred interrogated Albert.

No matter how you look at it, I feel that this guy is trolling the three of them. After all, the food was prepared by Albert, and he was naturally the most suspect.

"Ahem, that's the supper I just got from the kitchen to share with you. Who told you to eat it first, and even ate all the supper." Albert couldn't help but rolled his eyes at the three of them. , with a look of schadenfreude, "Fortunately, you eat first, otherwise I will be unlucky with you."

At this moment, the faces of the three of them suddenly turned red, but they quickly reacted.

its not right!

Albert must have expected them to steal it, and then...

Well, think about it, it's really something he would do.

Ah, damn, actually fell for Albert's trick!

However, the egg hash browns were too small.

Haven't eaten yet!

"Be honest, how did you do it." George's eyes flashed with excitement.

"You didn't tell us about such a fun thing!" Fred also wanted to know how Albert got them inexplicably tricked. Did he really add something to the food?

wrong!

They didn't feel anything was wrong when they were eating egg hash browns!

But all three were sure that it was definitely Albert's trick.

"Cough, okay. I just put some seasoning on it, and I didn't expect it to have such an effect." Albert took out a small bottle of seasoning from his pocket and placed it in front of the three of them.

"What's this?" Lee Jordan asked first.

"Added seasoning," said Albert. This thing was actually the test item he had had a brainstorm in Snape's Potions class last time.

Since the fascination agent can be added to the chocolate, the swelling potion is naturally no problem. During the potion class, the improved version of the swelling potion was left, and it was diluted by Albert and mixed into the seasoning to make this thing.

Of course, the amount of the tumescent potion is actually very small, otherwise Fred would not have waited for Fred to eat his food to find that his lips were swollen like a sausage.

"However, this seasoning is good." Fred recalled the egg and hash browns he had just eaten, and a very interesting thing suddenly sounded.

"You said..."

"No, don't pull me into the water if you want to kill yourself." Albert simply refused without waiting for Fred to speak.

"I haven't finished yet." Fred couldn't help complaining.

"If the students in the school are like this, do you think you can hide?" Albert gave Fred an angry look.

"This thing has a swelling agent, right!" George had already figured out what was going on, and couldn't help but admire Albert's method.

"The effect of the swelling potion is much stronger than this." Lee Jordan reminded.

"This is made by dilution, and the effect is weakened a lot!" Albert did not deny this.

"By the way, when did you make it." George was even more curious.

"When you were in confinement." Albert snorted softly: "Who told you to spread rumors, don't think I didn't know it was you who did it."

"That's Fred's fault." George simply threw the blame on his twin brother.

"I swear by the Galleon in my pocket, this has nothing to do with me." Fred immediately swore to prove his innocence.

"Don't be silly, you don't have Galleons in your pocket."

"That's what Lee Jordan said."

"Hey, don't pull me into the water, I didn't say anything!" Lee Jordan couldn't help protesting.

The three began to argue with each other.

Albert glared at them, put away the bottle of seasoning, and prepared to stuff it into his cabinet. He knew exactly what the three bastards were thinking.

"Don't, lend it to me!" Fred let out a piercing scream, and he was planning to use that thing to piss off a few nasty guys.

"Myself." Albert curled his lips and said, "The swelling medicine is not difficult to configure."

"We're going to give things to Peeves!" Fred said without hesitation. "Peeves would be happy to see other people unlucky."

"Be careful not to pit yourself." Albert snorted softly, and threw the method to Fred to let them improve on their own.

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