The Badass Heavenly Dragon!

Death is a really interesting concept, it never scared me for some reason. but when my time came I was truly scared….

My name is michael miller , I'm 34 years old guy, I got a decent job, a decent house and decent car… my life is what you could call a normal but boring life. until the day I died...

"Ring ,ring" I woke up to the sound of my alarm, "It's 6 am already huh, time really flies when you're having fun" I said while I was trying to get out of my bed, I only slept 3 hours yesterday , because my girlfriend and I were celebrating our one year anniversary. I took a shower and ate my breakfast as fast as I can, in 30 minutes I was ready to go to work , I took my car keys and i was out.

"I'm so damn tired" I said while trying to keep my eyes on the road "If only I can take the day off, but my shitty boss will probably kick my a.s.s out". I had to take a 2 hour drive everyday to go to work, but it was worth it, because well… I had a great salary. "Damn this traffic!" I said while honking hoping for the car in front to make move "I only got 20 minutes to be there, I can't deal with this right now " my boss is the definition of an asshole , even though my salary is great , my boss makes you go through hell if you're late to the job, and I can't afford that right now. "this day couldn't get any worse" I said looking furiously at the traffic light that just turned red. 'Alright , i would rather get a ticket than have to deal with my boss'

Next thing I know , I was laying on the ground , what seems to be my blood was everywhere. 'I can't feel my body' I thought while trying my hardest to move my hand , my vision was blurry 'So this is how it feels to die… I'm scared , I want to scream but my body won't respond' tears were coming out of my bloody eyes, because of all the pain my body is experiencing ' Damn it , i guess this is it huh' "cough" ' So what now? , do i go to heaven , do i meet god if he even exists?' "cough" ' Death hurts like hell' I thought trying to calm myself. 'When I was a kid I always liked the idea of reincarnation, and even at this moment of death , my only hope is for it to be true…' just like that I was dead, i can't see , hear or feel anything around me. 'What the hell!' I tried to scream but nothing came out of my mouth.

'So... I don't have a body , but how can i think without a body?I'm i a soul or something?

"Alright next!" a voice said.

'What the hell , who said that' i thought while trying to open my eyes.

"I said next!" said the mysterious voice again

"Is this heaven?" I said trying to shilled my eyes from all the light in this place, in front of me is a woman from the looks of it, she's in her twenties, with blue eyes , blond hair and a large bust... and? Wings? WINGS!?.

"Are… are you an angel!?"I asked the woman while my eyes almost popping out of my head from the amazement.

"Yes indeed i'm. Alright then let's get down to business" said the angel before she opens a file of some sort "Michael miller huh? , 34 of age , simple life , died from a traffic accident caused by himself? , so you killed yourself?" she asked in confusion.

"Well i had to, or I would have lost my job" I replied, trying to explain my stupidity.

"Even so , you would've gone to the upper levels of heaven , but because you kind of killed yourself so you will be sent to the lower levels" she explained while going through the file in her hands.

"Heaven?!" I screamed "I don't want to go to heaven" I replied with a quieter voice filled with despair and disappointment.

"What!" she yelled "So you want to go to hell then?"

"No that's not it, i just thought… maybe I would be reincarnated," i said with a little bit of sadness in my voice.

"Heaven is the best place for your kind," she hissed while ignoring what I said. " you can have eternal happiness , you can live with your loved ones without any problems for eternity , you can even have s.e.x if you wanted."

"But.. but reincarnation is so cool," I mumbled sounding like a child

"unfortunately "cool" does not pay the bills as your kind say," the blond angel explained.

'Think damn it! I have to find a way to reincarnate , i have to be smart here!' I shouted inside my head.

"Before I go to heaven can i maybe meet God? I have a suggestion to make," I asked with a voice filled with hesitating.

"No can do," she answered almost immediately. "Are you trying to get me fired!?" she asked with annoyance in her eyes.

"Please!" I begged " just do this for me just this time!, aren't angels supposed to be nice or something." 'This is my only hope to achieve my dream and I will fight for it , i have to do this , this has to work.'

"Ugh what a pain in the b.u.t.t," she mumbled "Why do i have to deal with stupid mortals like you all the time," she said while taking out a phone out of a drawer.

"Wait? You guys use phones here?" I asked. but she ignored my question.

'Who is she calling anyways?' I asked myself trying to find a logical answer 'Maybe some angel security to get me outta here?

"My lord," she said with obvious fear in her voice. "One of the mortals , from the human kind is asking to meet you."

'She is talking to god? Holy shit , this is happening!'

"Yes my lord, the mortal said that he has an interesting suggestions for you," she explained with stutter in her voice.

"Yes my lord , right away my lord," and then she hangs of the phone, while relief filled her face."the things i do for my reputation," she mumbled to herself.

"Phew! , okay mortal , god has accepted to meet you , you should be grateful." she declared

"Wait? What! He did?, holy shit i mean… uhh normal shit," I said with a huge grin on my face. 'I can't believe this, there is no way i can mess this up , i just have to play my cards right.'

"Alright calm down , you can go whenever you're ready," she said while she summoned a door out of thin air. ' alright let's do this'.

I went through the door , I found myself in huge dark room. ' this place is f.u.c.k.i.n.g huge' i thought.

"Kneel" a deep , intimidating voice demanded.

I did as the voice said 'Holy shit, that voice is scary, i see why that angel girl was scared when she was talking to God.'

"Speak child, what is this "suggestion" of yours?," God demanded again.

'Alright here goes nothing , this is a bold move but i have to do this'. "My God , aren't you bored of sitting on a chair doing nothing" I said. 'Please don't kill me again' i thought

"While sitting in my chair for eternity is quite boring, I don't see why is this any of your concern. NOW! Speak your mind," god demanded for the 3rd time.

"To be frank i want to entertain you my lord , if you reincarnate me into let's say… a magical world of some sort with your blessing, I would make it my duty to entertain you lord," I said. 'please believe my bullshit , please believe my bullshit'.

"HAHAHA , this is quite interesting child, you do realize I can read minds?" God asked. "You think a mere mortal can entertain me, that is truly disappointing," God continued.

'Shit , I f.u.c.k.e.d up big time, why didn't i think of that, he is God of course he can read minds'

"Even so you tried to fool God , you still achieved quite a feat, not even immortals could make me laugh , Granted," god declared

"Granted? What granted?," i asked in confusion.

"You can have anything you ask, but nothing limitless or infinite," God explained. "Now, what is this "magical world" that you wanted to reincarnate into?," God asked

'...huh? HOLY F.U.C.K.I.N.G SHIT! , alright calm the f.u.c.k down , he said anything within limits. First, what world do i want to reincarnate into hmmmmm. DBZ sounds good , but ugh no Zeno might blow shit whenever he likes , and i can't ask to be stronger than the omni king. I never watched one piece or naruto so it's too risky, think damn it, i'm looking for a world where everybody can have super powers , and that world gotta have magic in it , what else what else…. I got…. Highschool f.u.c.k.i.n.g DxD, why? You ask, the world of highschool DxD outside of the ecchi bullshit is complex as f.u.c.k , you want devils? , angels and fallen angels? you got them, you want dragons? You got them, what's that? you want gods? You got them, you want a f.u.c.k.i.n.g loli dragon god you got it, it's an easy choice.

"Thank you lord for you generosity, I would like to be sent to the world of highschool dxd 5 years before canon," I said while lowering my head.

"Granted. Now speak your wishes," God replied.

'Hmmmm wishes huh , i have to be smart, okay….' I thought.

"My first wish is to have almost limitless potential, my second wish i want the ability to use all types of magic, my 3rd wish is the ability to create all types of sacred gears and the ability to give them to whom ever i deem worthy, my 4th wish is immunity all types of magic, my 5th wish is the gamer like mind but only with it's benefits , for example if I train my left arm I want not just my arm to grow strong, but my whole body, my 6th wish is to be a dragon not as strong as ophis(she is infinite) or great red , but close. And for my last wish i want have 10k extra wishes, that i can use whenever I want," i said while trying to not suffocate.

"Hmmm. your first wish has been granted , for your second wish, you have to at least have a little bit of knowledge of the magic before using it, for your 3rd, you can not create sacred gears stronger than yourself, for your 4th wish just like your second wish you need to have some knowledge of the magic, your 5th has been granted and for your 6th, you will be as strong as a heavenly dragon, for your last wish however, you've gotten a little greedy, you have only 5 extra wishes that can not be used to progress the plot of the world," god explained.

'Of course he is gonna nerf my wishes, but if he didn't put a limit to what I can wish for…. Let's just say I would be able to one shot everyone in DBZ'

"I'm eternally grateful to you my lord;" I said.

"Farewell child..."

After that a bright light enveloped my eyes…..