The Badass Heavenly Dragon!

The next day, I was in my room meditating. 'Hmm, something is approaching my mansion'. I concentrated. trying to identify that person. 'Holy shit... cleria belial is coming to my house'.

"Knock" "knock". Master, a guest is waiting for you in your office," sophia said.

"I'll be there in a minute, thank you sophia," I replied. 'Well shit, what does she want? She obviously sensed my presence in her territory, is she going to kick my out or something?'. Quickly, I made my way downstairs, into my office.

"Greetings miss;" i said, waiting for her to introduce herself. "My name is cleria belial, it's a p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e to meet you," she said, I quickly followed behind, "I'm michael miller, The p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e is all mine," I said, and then smiled. "So miss belial, what can I do for you?" I continued. "Well, as you might know, kuoh town is under my care, thus it's only natural for me to know the ins and outs of my territory, especially when a dragon, a powerful one at that is in it."

I took a sip from my tea and said, "therefore, you want to know the objective of my stay?" she nodded, waiting for me to answer my own question, "I am only here, because of the beauty of this town,". 'F.u.c.k no… this place is the most generic place i have ever seen'.

"Is that so? If that's the case, then I hope you enjoy your stay," she paused a little, thinking… "How about, i send someone tomorrow to show you around town?" she asked, 'She really likes this place doesn't she, however if I become friends with her, I might just get this territory for free'

"Alright then, i will gladly take you on that offer," after that we had a little chat, and then she left.

afterwards, I finished my training, and then I went to my room to relax a little but…

"WHAT THE ACTUAL F.U.C.K," i yelled, looking at the black portal that just open inside my room. Who came through said portal however, is a cute little girl, with a long black hair, and black eyes.

"You are new," she said hovering through my room. "Your soul is different," she paused for a second, and then continued, "You interest me."

'OH SHIT! OH F.U.C.K ME, what the f.u.c.k am i supposed to do now!?'

"Go f.u.c.k yourself,"i responded. 'huh…...HUH!? Did i just tell a dragon god to f.u.c.k herself? WHY THE F.U.C.K DID I DO THAT!, MY F.U.C.K.I.N.G MOUTH MOVED ON ITS OWN!. welp, it was good while it lasted, now i have to bullshit my way through God again'

The dragon god stopped hovering, and looked at me in the eyes, "interesting idea…. Mating with myself might prove useful in defeating Great Red, and regaining my silence,"she said, scratching her head.

"Wait, what?" I asked confused by her response, "That's what's important to you? Not the fact that i just told you to f.u.c.k off?" she didn't respond.

"Hello?" I asked, but ophis was still lost in her thoughts.

"Miss dragon god, can you hear me?".

After a few more tries, she finally responds, "Why is your soul different?" she asked

"I'm not telling you shit," I responded without hesitation. 'Why should I be scared of her? She can kill me, yes…. But she is a f.u.c.k.i.n.g loli, i can't take her seriously, i just can't'.

"Is that so?" she said. "I will remain here until you answer me."

"F.u.c.k. my. Life,".

In the next few days, my life went through hell, ophis followed me around everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE. Even if I locked the door, or use my most powerful magic to block her, she'd just teleport inside.

"OKAY, okay, I'll tell you the f.u.c.k.i.n.g truth, just stop following me around," she didn't respond and waited for my answer.

"The reason why my soul is different "sigh", is because i'm not from this world," I answered, "are you satisfied?" I g.r.o.a.n.e.d

"Interesting" is all the dragon god said

"Are you going to stop following me around?" I asked,frustrated.

"No,".

"Didn't you say, you'd leave me alone if I tell you the truth?"

"You are different, in all my infinite life i have never seen a soul like yours, I will remain here,''. she said, crossing her arms.

"What about your silence?" I asked desperate, She didn't answer. 'At this point I can't do anything about her, let's just hope she will agree to my rules'.

"Ophis, if you wish to remain here "sigh" you will have to abide by my rules,'' I said, ophis looked at me, curious to hear what I have to say.

"First, you can not follow me while I'm doing private stuff," I said, ready to finish, but I was cut short by ophis's question, "private stuff?" she asked.

"It means that you can't follow me to the bathroom , shower , and most definitely not while masturbating."

"Masturbating?" ophis asked, with a question mark over her head.

"This is going to be a long day…"