The Beautiful Cultivator Prefers Girls

Xiao Wu stumbled her way down the mountain path as she tried to make it home. Not that she knew how to get back to Su Yan's immortal cave, in fact, she had no idea where she was at all. As Xiao Wu was walking she was thinking about Song Lei's d.i.c.k.

'It's too bad it was attached to something. Only if there was a way to remove it...'

Up in the air, a lone female stood on her flying sword. She had a worried and anxious look on her face as she looked around the surroundings down below.

"Wu'er, where are you!?"

This female was none other than Su Yan. She had received a message from Elder Lu that Xiao Wu never showed up. Since then, Su Yan has been out searching for Xiao Wu. But at this moment, her eyes lit up and a bright smile filled her face as if she had just found a rare ancient treasure!

"Wu'er!!!!"

Hearing her name called Xiao Wu looked around drunkenly. Seeing that no one was there she shrugged her shoulders and continued walking. It did not dawn on her to look up into the air. Su Yan saw how Xiao Wu was acting and thought something was not right so she quickly landed and ran up to Xiao Wu.

"Wu'er are you okay!?"

"Huh? Oh! Yan'er! My love! I missed you~ "

Xiao Wu's words made Su Yan blush.

"Wu'er where have you been all this time?"

"Oh! Yeah… Well, I went to find that herb mountain place and got lost… Then met D.i.c.k Man…. Drank some fruit juice… Then for the first time in my life, I tried a c.o.c.k! Yan'er listen… It wasn't so bad… It actually felt pretty good going in and out..."

Su Yan's eyes went wide and anger started to boil up within her. She grabbed Xiao Wu's shoulders and looked into her eyes with a very serious expression.

"Wu'er… C.o.c.ks are bad! Say it C.O.C.K.S. A.R.E. B.A.D!"

"Uh.. But..."

"Bad!"

"Oh… OH! Okay… C.o.c.ks are bad!"

Xiao Wu was a bit startled, she never realized c.o.c.ks were bad in this world! Fear started filling Xiao Wu as she realized she had a c.o.c.k in her p.u.s.s.y! Tears started to well up in Xiao Wu's eyes as she looked up at Su Yan.

"Yan'er, w-what should I do I stuck one in my p.u.s.s.y…. Am I going to die!?"

Seeing Xiao Wu's teary eyes made Su Yan feel bad but she had to make sure this never happened again so she steeled her heart and continued to lie!

"You will be fine Wu'er. I used a special technique to get rid of the C.o.c.k Qi from your system! To much build-up can instantly take your life! C.o.c.ks are like Demonic Beasts! You have to destroy them if you ever see one again! Do you understand? Never ever put a C.o.c.k into you p.u.s.s.y again okay?"

"Un! I understand! C.o.c.ks are bad! I will do as Yan'er says. But Yan'er I'm feeling very tired can we go home?"

Xiao Wu's eyes were starting to close. Su Yan looked at that beautiful sleepy face and her expression softened.

"Un… Let's go home."

It did not take long to get back to Su Yan's immortal cave. By the time they did get there though Xiao Wu was already sound asleep. Su Yan placed Xiao Wu gently on to the bed as she called Mo Yu and Teng Ling over.

"You two watch over Wu'er. Do not let her leave!"

Mo Yu and Teng Ling both nodded their heads and then crawled into bed with Xiao Wu. Su Yan left the room and gathered Wei Fu and Ye Ah.

"Sisters we have a mission! Tonight we will beat that d.i.c.k bastard to an inch of his life! Sect rules say we can not kill a fellow sect members but it does not state we can't beat them till they only have a strand of life left in them!"

Wei Fu and Ye Ah were confused at Su Yan's sudden outburst but after listening to the details, they both turned red as the rage within them boiled over! How could that dirty disgusting d.i.c.k enter our beloved Xiao Wu's p.u.s.s.y! This is a crime against the heavens!

"Let's move out!"

While Su Yan and the girls were filled with killing intent and heading over to Song Lei's place. Xiao Wu was sleeping soundly muttering in her sleep.

"C.o.c.ks are bad… Destroy c.o.c.ks when I see them… C.o.c.ks are bad…."

Mo Yu and Teng Ling both looked at each other before shrugging their shoulders and snuggling up against Xiao Wu.

Morning dawn broke as Xiao Wu sleepily opened her eyes. She felt her head pounding which caused her to scrunch her brow.

"Uhg… My head hurts..."

"Here take this it will clear up your headache"

Su Yan came into the room with a medicinal pill in hand. She lovingly smiled at Xiao Wu as she brushed some of Xiao Wu's hair out of her face.

"Un… Thank you Yan… Yan'er are you okay you are covered in blood!?"

Seeing Su Yan covered in blood caused Xiao Wu a start! She was instantly awake at the sight of Su Yan's blood-covered clothes!

"Un! It's fine it belongs to a demonic beast that infiltrated the sect this morning. It will no longer be bothering anyone..."

"Oh… That gave me a scare… As long as Yan'er is okay it's fine. By the way Yan'er what happened last night? I do not remember anything at all.."

"Nothing much we had a bit to much wine and you ended up passing out. You have been sleeping like a baby since."

"Oh… Okay! I had such a horrible dream about c.o.c.ks. It was scary..."

Su Yan let out a sigh of relief that her Wu'er did not remember correctly. After making sure Xiao Wu was okay she went and got cleaned up.

Off on another mountain a young man… Well, what used to be a young man was laying on the floor of his immortal cave, n.a.k.e.d with many many injuries. Tears rolled down his cheek as he wondered what he had done. The people in black entered his immortal cave in the middle of the night and started beating him all the way until morning time. He had no idea what he had done or who he had offended. All he knows is they concentrated on his d.i.c.k for most of the beating. He had no idea if it even still worked. This poor young man who had just lived through a near-death experience was Song Lei...

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