The Beautiful Cultivator Prefers Girls

Currently, Xiao Wu who was delirious from the heat was clutching on to a "chicken's" t.h.i.g.h with her teeth while the "chicken" was furiously shaking its leg trying to get her to let go!  "Stupid human let go of this celestial king!" The "chicken" shouted out.

Xiao Wu's pearly white teeth were clenched tight on to the "chicken's" t.h.i.g.h. Saliva was dripping out of her mouth as she refused to let go. Realizing no matter how much it shakes its leg that the damn human will not let go. The "chicken" reached over with its long beak to peck at the damnable human. Unfortunately for the "chicken" Xiao Wu reached up with her hand when she saw the incoming beak and slapped it! Yep, she slapped it knocking the "chicken's" head almost into a full circle. The "chicken" that just got slapped silly was confused as to why the damn human was so strong. A simple slap almost took its head right off!

Realizing that this human might be stronger than it appears the "chicken" shook its leg even more violently to try to get the damn thing off! Xiao Wu who was being shaken nonstop was starting to get angry as she pushed her feet into the ground and lifted her head up causing the "chicken" to rise with her! 

The "chicken" was startled by what was happening and started to panic as it said: "Look Human we can talk this out! How about this I will give you my leg and you let me go? Huh? Isn't this a good deal?"

Xiao Wu whose eyes were bloodshot acted as if she did not hear the "chicken" and slammed the "chicken" down into the ground causing a loud thunderous roar to spread throughout the cavern. A crater formed where the "chicken" smashed into the ground, completely knocking it out. Seeing that the "chicken" finally stopped moving around, Xiao Wu let go of the leg and licked her lips. Slowly she started to pluck one feather at a time off of the "chicken". The "chicken" woke up quite a few times screaming out in pain but soon passed back out after.

A few hours later the "chicken" was now completely devoid of any feathers revealing nothing but its pale smooth skin. Xiao Wu then went to work on starting a large fire and after constructing a large roasting rack and a long rod Xiao Wu looked at the "chicken" and smiled as drool flowed down from the corner of her lips. 

She walked slowly up to the "chicken's" b.u.t.t and with a little heave-ho she rammed the long rod right up the "chicken's" b.u.t.t causing the "chicken" to scream out in pain but soon went quiet as the rod came out of its mouth. The poor "chicken" had no idea how it actually died. All it knew was it felt something foreign push though its rear end before it once again passed out from the pain.

After skewering the "chicken" Xiao Wu dragged it back to the fire that she started and flipped it onto the rack. Slowly but surely she turned the skewer over the fires making sure each side of the "chicken" was being evenly cooked. 

After a while later, Xiao Wu was happily munching on her first piece of "chicken". Her mind had finally settled down since after the "chicken" died, the cavern started to cool off. Xiao Wu happily munched on her "chicken", she felt like she was in heaven since it had been so long since she had actual "chicken". 

When Xiao Wu was about to tear off her fifth piece of "chicken", a light flashed out of her ring and out came Teng Yu. Teng Yu stretched her little arms and legs before looking around the cavern. She saw Xiao Wu happily eating some kind of meat while ignoring her. Not giving a care about Xiao Wu's attitude Teng Yu looked around and spotted a big pile of feathers. She floated over and inspected them. But what she saw made her eyes open wide as her mouth dropped open.

"Xiao Wu! Where did these feathers come from?"

"Chicken..."

Teng Yu was confused as she thought to herself: ' What the f.u.c.k was a "chicken"? ' She looked around and saw a roasted animal near Xiao Wu that was hundreds of times bigger than her. And to top it all off, it was already half-eaten! Teng Yu floated over to the roasted "chicken". Looked at its face and her eyes almost dropped out of her head! "Xiao Wu this is a damn phoenix! Your eating a legendary phoenix!" Teng Yu could not keep her self calm. A phoenix was so rare that they were coveted by all. They were extraordinarily strong and could wipe out whole nations with just a flap of their wings! But this damn girl was eating it like a damn, damn "chicken", whatever that was!

"Huh? Phoenix? No there was only a "chicken" here. It had a red flappy thing on its head." Xiao Wu replied matter of factly.

Teng Yu was at a loss of words if it had a red thing on its head it was a king phoenix! They were celestial beings! They could destroy whole continents if they wanted to! How strong was this girl to be able to kill a celestial being!? Not able to take it all as truth Teng Yu slowly asked: "Xiao Wu did you kill this "chicken" ?"

"Un… Shoved a rod up its b.u.t.t..." Xiao Wu bluntly stated.

Teng Yu stared at Xiao Wu in disbelief but all the facts were there in front of her including the rod in the "chicken's" a.s.s. Teng Yu decided from now on she would not underestimate Xiao Wu. The girl was just too weird.

Once again ignoring Teng Yu completely, Xiao Wu continued to dine on her roasted "chicken".

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