The blind date went to the wrong table, and I was kidnapped by the blind date

3 midnight.

“Give me a reason not to kill you?”

Xiao Yu narrowed his eyes and opened the door to look at the little couple outside the door.

With a burst of anger, he wanted to take out a gun and shoot one by himself.

Last night the sisters and brothers sweetly played a night of mom and dad’s game.

After only an hour of sleep, can you feel the feeling of being woken up?

The heart to kill people is gone!

Wang Cheng and Zhou Yanyu bowed their heads and did not say a word.

“Come in.”

Xiao Yu rolled his eyes and let the little couple enter the house.

Mu Qianwu, dressed in house clothes, came to the hall, looked at his secretary, and then looked at his brother’s apprentice, “What happened?” ”

Wang Cheng and Zhou Yanyu raised their heads, looked at each other, and lowered their heads in unison.

“Why don’t you talk?”

Xiao Yu was not angry, “Don’t be like a big grudge, just keep your head down…”

Before he could finish speaking, he was pinched by Mu Qianwu.

“Actually…”

Wang Cheng raised his head, looking like he was about to cry, “Tonight me and Sister Yan Yu are a little unlucky. ”

“Say the point.” Xiao Yu glanced at the unlucky apprentice.

“The point is…”

Wang Cheng’s expression was very strange, “Originally, we wanted to make something to eat at night.” As a result, I accidentally burned the kitchen! ”

Xiao Yu: …

Mu Qianwu: …

No, you guys can play?

How big are the adults, can the kitchen still be burned?

“Then we’re going to go to the hotel for one night.”

Wang Cheng said with a constipated expression, “As a result, when I arrived at the hotel, I was just about to take a shower, and the water pipe exploded… When we changed rooms, we were met by the police for a round! ”

“Poof!”

Xiao Yu smirked, “Are you so unlucky, are you sure you’re not telling me a story?” ”

Mu Qianwu couldn’t help but cover his mouth and laugh.

Zhou Yanyu blushed and bowed her head, and also looked like she couldn’t help but smile.

“Real master, I didn’t lie to you.”

Wang Cheng was about to cry, “Later we thought, this hotel can’t stay, and we plan to go to the Internet café all night.” Only then did I open two computers and sit down, and before I could play, two young people started fighting. ”

“I can’t ignore them as a policeman, and when I pull them away and call the police to send them away, this net doesn’t need to be put on.”

“Let’s discuss again, whether to eat some supper.” Just after taking a taxi to the middle of the road, the taxi broke down… It felt like this night, it didn’t go well everywhere. ”

“Later, I found that the bad place of the taxi was not very close to the master’s house, so I thought about it, otherwise I would stay with you for one night…”

Wang Cheng looked at Xiao Yu pitifully, “Master, you and Master Mother will take us in, right?” ”

Xiao Yu and Mu Qianwu looked at each other.

Is it really so unlucky?

Too mysterious!

Forget it, the little couple is speechless to the little couple.

Mu Qianwu took Zhou Yanyu to the master bedroom.

Xiao Yu arranged Wang Cheng to the guest room.

Looking at the time, it was half past three.

Xiao Yu warmed up the milk and fed the baby.

This meal is more than four o’clock, and after a while I will make breakfast, no need to sleep…

Also unable to sleep was Wang Cheng.

Originally wanted to come out to drink water, saw the master playing with his mobile phone in the hall, and ran upside down.

Glancing at the unfortunate apprentice, Xiao Yu took the mobile phone and continued to fight the king.

“Hey hey.”

Wang Cheng smiled, “Master, do you have anything to eat, you are hungry.” ”

“You have it in the fridge, go get it yourself.” Xiao Yu’s head did not look up.

Wang Cheng came back with milk bread and said while eating, “Master, Sister Yan Yu gave me a question today, I don’t know how to answer, I think it will definitely be difficult for you.” ”

“Now is not the time to answer questions.”

Xiao Yu put down his mobile phone and threw a hygienic eye to his apprentice.

“A gun that can hold six bullets, only one, gives you ten million shots in the leg, will you?” Wang Cheng still asked out.

“Are you stupid?”

Xiao Yu sneered, “Your master and mother have hundreds of billions of dollars in their hands, and half of them are mine, do you say I am willing?” ”

“……”

Wang Cheng almost didn’t choke on the bread, and after swallowing it for half a day, he continued to ask, “If Master and Mother don’t have money, are you willing?” ”

“How can I say you’re stupid?”

Xiao Yu skimmed his lips, “The guns are all in my hands, the money is not all mine, who dares to have an opinion, why do you have to shoot yourself in the leg?” ”

Wang Cheng:( ̄□ ̄)

Is this okay?

“People aren’t asking you questions, they’re testing your INTELLIGENCE.”

Xiao Yu stared at the apprentice and shook his head, “Anyway, you are not saved, and I don’t want to hit you.” You go to the zoo to see if there’s a job for you, you run around the street like this, it’s easy to get shot. ”

Wang Cheng: …

After half a day of snickering, he suppressed a sentence, “Master, am I really not handsome?” I think that just from the appearance point of view, Sister Yanyu should still like me. ”

“Handsome?”

Xiao Yu was amused by the apprentice, “You look quite good, much better looking than the cockroach!” ”

“Where is there such a blow to the apprentice?”

Wang Cheng was depressed, “Good to praise two meanings.” ”

“All right, you’re the most handsome.”

Xiao Yu was disgusted with all kinds of disgust and perfunctory, “What else is the problem?” ”

Anyway, don’t expect to sleep, tease the apprentice to pass the time.

“Tell me about you and your master.”

Wang Cheng was curious, “What was your first thought about Master’s mother?” ”

“It should be…”

Xiao Yu thought about it and replied seriously, “I want to sleep with her!” ”

“So direct?” Wang Cheng looked like he had been struck by lightning.

“It’s not called direct.”

Xiao Yu smiled, “To put it another way, this is called love at first sight.” Meaning… Even if you put on the clothes of heaven, I will unbutton those stars. I hope it is not life that overwhelms me, but your master and mother. ”

Sleeper, learned… Wang Cheng’s eyes lit up.

This love story is too simple and rude, wait for the opportunity to say it to Sister Yan!

“I’m actually curious.”

Xiao Yu’s expression was strange, “The last time you said, Zhou Yanyu is your woman?” ”

No, everyone has come to the great aunt, how can the apprentice get his hands on it?

“Yes.”

Wang Cheng said triumphantly, “That day, I kissed Sister Yan. ”

“And then what?”

Xiao Yu began to urge the change, and the dog author who broke the chapter would be killed.

“Gone.” Wang Cheng grinned.

Xiao Yu: ???

Gone? What’s gone?

“Wait…”

Xiao Yu felt that his thinking began to knot, “You mean that after you kissed your sister Yanyu, you didn’t do anything?” ”

“Yes.” Wang Cheng nodded.

“And then…”

Xiao Yu was a little messy, “She’s your woman?” ”

One operation, all kinds of bragging, and you kissed it?

Is that what it means?

“Yes.”

Wang Chengyang was triumphant, “They are all kissed by me, not my woman?” ”

Xiao Yu took a deep breath and calmed down his frantic mood.

It’s a painful thing, no less than a fingernail scraping a blackboard, or two pieces of foam rubbing against each other.

The heart of the thief is uncomfortable, and normal people face this situation.

Either draw a knife and cut someone, or cut your own stomach!

“O disciple, come here…”

Xiao Yu smiled and waved to Wang Cheng.

“……”

Wang Cheng shrank back in confusion and asked warily, “Master, how do I feel that you are going to have ill intentions toward me and want to beat me?” ”

“Little things, quite sharp!” Xiao Yuqi smiled.

He didn’t just want to hit people.

Now if you were that teenager in your previous life, you would be gone!