bell--

As the class bell rang, Chinese language students gradually filled the lecture theater.

Today, the teacher in charge of "ancient literature" is still the lean Professor Zhang Shilong.

With a head of sparse white hair, Professor Zhang cleared his throat.

"Dear students, today, before class, I will introduce to you a new classmate. This classmate transferred from another school to the Chinese language major of our University of Melbourne. Now, let us invite this student named Wu Gui’s female classmate came up to the stage to introduce herself, and everyone welcomed her with applause.”

Huang Zuochuan looked to his side.

"It turns out her name is Wu Gui, but why would a girl have such an unpleasant name?"

Wu Gui stretched and put his hands on the desk.

bass--

In the air, Wu Gui made a perfect horse move and crossed the desk.

Wu Gui took the microphone from Professor Zhang Shilong and said:

"My name is Wu Gui. Yes, I'm a girl, so that's my name. If you want to laugh, just laugh. I don't care, but I'd like to remind you..."

Wu Gui's eyes scanned a circle of Chinese-speaking girls, and finally landed on Huang Zuochuan.

"I am a petty person, and I will retaliate. If you are missing arms or legs, don't blame me for not warning you."

The girls were whispering to each other, wondering who the girl on the podium was.

Only Huang Zuochuan, who has participated in real combat training and actual combat, felt that

This Wu Gui was not joking.

Professor Zhang Shilong smiled and patted Wu Gui on the shoulder and took the microphone.

"Classmate Wu Gui's self-introduction is quite interesting. Most of you are girls. You should communicate more in private and don't create your own small group every day. You are all classmates. It is very likely that the person around you is you. Friends for life in the future, okay, no more nonsense, where did we talk in the last class? Oh, yes, Huang Zuochuan is right, we talked about why Tao Yuanming wrote pastoral poems..."

bell--

The bell rang for recess, and Wu Gui looked through the "Basic Principles of Marxism" in Huang Zuochuan's hand with some boredom.

"Oh, how can you keep listening? That old man just said two sentences and I felt sleepy. But you were full of energy. He said something and you answered something. The whole class was almost like an old man teaching you one-on-one. "

Looking at Wu Gui half-lying on the table, Huang Zuochuan just smiled and continued taking notes.

Snapped--

Wu Gui slapped the table and stood up.

"No, I can't stand it anymore. Hey, where is the self-service vending machine here? I'm thirsty. Please help me buy a bottle of water. No, I changed my mind. I don't want water. I want a drink."

Huang Zuochuan was stunned for a moment and said doubtfully:

"Why do you want me to buy it for you?"

Wu Gui lay back on the table smoothly and said shamelessly:

"Because I'm lazy."

"ha?"

Weird things happen every year, especially this year.

Huang Zuochuan felt the diversity of human species for the first time.

It was also at this moment that Huang Zuochuan understood the saying: If a person is shameless, he is invincible.

Click——

Tang Ge unscrewed a bottle of soda and placed it in front of Wu Gui.

"Well, don't you want a drink? I'll treat you to this bottle."

Wu Gui was also not polite, picked up the drink and swallowed it.

With a dull sound,

Wu Gui smashed the empty plastic bottle on the table.

belch--

After hiccupping loudly, Wu Gui wiped the corners of his mouth with his hands.

"Thanks."

Although Tang Ge was a little disgusted, he still replied out of politeness.

"You're welcome. If that's okay, I'd like to change seats with you."

"no."

Tang Ge didn't expect Wu Gui to refuse so decisively.

"Can I ask why?"

Wu Gui raised Huang Zuochuan's book and said:

"Because I brought the wrong textbook, so I have to borrow this guy's to read."

"Guy..."

Huang Zuochuan smiled awkwardly.

"It doesn't matter, I can lend you my book, as long as you change seats with me."

Seeing that Tang Ge still didn't give up, Wu Gui took the initiative to move to the side and asked Huang Zuochuan to sit where she was just now.

"Okay, isn't this solved? Why do you have to change seats? Isn't it troublesome?"

Tang Ge didn't know whether Wu Gui was pretending to be stupid or was really smart. He couldn't understand her eyes.

Looking at Wu Gui who was lying on the table again, Tang Ge winked at Huang Zuochuan and asked him to move his things and sit next to him.

But this time, Huang Zuochuan was unwilling.

The effect of listening to lectures sitting at the back was obviously not as good as in the front. He didn't want to waste his great study time.

Seeing the stupidity in front of him, Tang Ge was so angry that he almost stamped his feet.

"snort!"

After Tang Ge snorted, he strode back to his seat.

Huang Zuochuan, who was caught between the two women, scratched his head and had no idea who he had provoked.

Wu Gui, who was lying on the table pretending to sleep, was laughing secretly.

noon--

As usual, Tang Ge was waiting for Huang Zuochuan at the door of the classroom with his backpack on his back.

After waiting for nearly half an hour, Huang Zuochuan ended his discussion with the Ma Yuan teacher.

In the woods, Tang Ge hugged Huang Zuochuan's arm and asked:

"Do you know who the new Wu Ghost is today? I don't like her at all."

Huang Zuochuan shrugged. Since even people of Tang Ge's class didn't know about it, let alone ordinary people like him.

"It seems to me that she is very familiar with you. I wonder if there is an affair between you two."

Huang Zuochuan looked at Tang Ge, just like the way Tang Ge looked at him before.

"Are you stupid? This is my first time seeing her. How could something like that happen? Also, why are you pestering me like this today? Don't you usually let me touch you? What happened today? ?”

Tang Ge rolled his eyes at him and said angrily:

"You guys, don't you read the 'campus wall' on 'WeChat' at all? That Bai Chengyi said on the wall: 'Use all means to rescue the beloved woman from the hands of the despicable villain.' As Party B of the contract, you , shouldn’t my personal safety be protected?”

Huang Zuochuan raised his head and thought for a moment, then suddenly asked a soul question:

"Is it possible that Bai Chengyi has changed his mind?"

Tang Ge blinked and put Huang Zuochuan's arm away.

"You stinky men really don't have any good things!"

After that, Tang Ge left alone without looking back.

Huang Zuochuan sighed helplessly. He could think of this thanks to the "God of Pure Love", otherwise he would never have thought of it.

On the sidewalk on the other side——

"Auntie, I don't dare to do it anymore."

Wu Gui bit a lollipop, held a baseball bat in his hand, and stepped on Bai Chengyi's abdomen.

"You guy, if I see you trying to harass a girl again, I will twist your dick off next time!"

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