The Cold Lord God Always Acts Like a Spoiled Brat To Me

   Chapter 587 The more you pull the more you love the principle 138

   He asked: [Eldest sister, how did your husband chase you before? ]

   Big, sister!

  Jiang Li'an's radar is already dancing.

   Ha, he is blind.

   Jiang Li'an picked up the keyboard: [Have you ever seen such a beautiful eldest sister? ]

  Mr. Shen: [. ]

  Mr. Shen: [I don't want to talk to you against my conscience. ]

  Jiang Li'an was shivering coldly: [I'm **** eighteen this year! ! Eighteen understand! ! ]

  Mr. Shen: [I am three and a half years old. ]

  Jiang Li'an has already tasted full of ridicule from his words. She didn't expect that she would have to prove her age on the Internet one day. ]

   The other party replied coldly to her: [The legal age of marriage for women is 20 years old, you must be older than me, do you still want me to be called sister? ]

  “…”

   Before Jiang Li'an chatted with him, he copied a few online copywriting jokes, saying that he had a husband, but he took it seriously.

   In other words, he is not yet twenty years old?

   Eighteen Nine? ?

so small! !

  Jiang Li'an was a little stunned. She always thought that Shen Qingzhuo's fanatical fan should run for the third time, but she didn't expect it.

  [So you are a high school student? ] Jiang Li'an got to the point, [Do you want to chase girls? Are you in love? ]

  Mr. Shen: [I am an adult. ]

  Jiang Li'an automatically made up the lines behind him.

  I am an adult and can sleep.

 #

  # I just love him and ignore me.

  # I just love him and can't climb high

   Just kidding, Jiang Li'an didn't want to attack the men's high school, but she was excited when the other party mentioned chasing people.

  [If you want to chase girls, you have to ask someone like me, please sister. ]

  [Big sister, can you stop talking nonsense? ]

  […]

   The next second, a transfer message came out without warning.

   The other party transferred 50,000 yuan.

  Mr. Shen: [Can we talk this time? ]

   He added: [The reward for catching up is doubled. ]

   Jiang Li'an fell silent.

   She worked so hard to help him find the cat, and he transferred her 15,000 and blocked it.

   Now, in order to chase a girl, you transfer 50,000 without saying anything?

  Jiang Li'an didn't know whether to say praise for being so rich or sad for himself.

  Jiang Li'an forfeited the money, and ignored the words of the eldest sister: [Then you should be in the third year of high school, you are playing puppy love at such an important age. ]

  Although Jiang Li'an also played when she was in school, it did not prevent her from educating others.

  Mr. Shen: [Can you handle it? ]

  Jiang Li'an's fists became hard, and he typed while grinding his teeth: [Hehe, chasing girls, I understand, I understand your urgent mood. Let me tell you this, my husband was chasing me, that's what he did. ]

   Jiang Li'an's husband has a maddening suitor. She made up a whole bunch of things, all thanks to a friend who learned Chinese language, so that she can say a hundred sentences in one sentence.

  [Now sending flowers, bags and lipsticks is too vulgar and has long been out of fashion, so you might as well send it, stew the goose in an iron pot. ]

  Mr. Shen: [? ]

  Mr. Shen: [Are you kidding me? ]

   is you.

Jiang Li'an swayed her feet, lay lazily on the bed, her face was not red, her heart was not beating: [When my husband was chasing me, he gave me a bouquet of big white geese. Those cats and dogs are too vulgar, but big white geese look good. Practical and practical, it captured my heart at once, and we also ate stewed goose that night, which is very affordable. ]

  Mr. Shen: [Really? ]

  Jiang Li'an held back his laughter, did he really never fall in love? That's why you're so foolish, right?

   She nodded vigorously: [Yes! You believe me! We're going to be a mudslide in this tacky world! Let the girl you pursue feel your unique sincerity! ]

  [I suggest that you don't be so perfunctory, you must go to the goose pen to grab the most beautiful big white goose that you fell in love with at first sight, and then wrap it into a flower and give it to the person you like! ]

  [Trust me, she will be moved to tears! ]

   Jiang Li'an probably wouldn't have thought that he just wanted to play tricks on this male high school student, and he ended up being miserable.

   The next morning, it was just bright and gray, like a hazy picture in a movie.

  The wind is cool and the flowers are falling.

   A beautiful day started like this.

  Jiang Li'an just came down from the dormitory, and before he woke up, he yawned. The loose pink training clothes made his lips red and teeth white, and his hair was fluffy and messy.

   "Jiang Li'an."

   A cold voice sounded.

   Not far away stood a slender figure with black short sleeves, black overalls, straight legs, a cold and charming youthful feeling, with silver-gray ear studs on his left ear and a bunch of flowers in his arms.

   There was a foggy sky behind him.

  Jiang Li'an looked at it ignorantly, his heartbeat quickened unexpectedly, and said modestly, "What are you doing?"

   "Send you." Shen Qingzhuo looked at her and handed out the flower in his hand. The picture was so beautiful that it looked like a poster of a Korean drama blockbuster.

  Jiang Li'an's ears were a little red, and he awkwardly reached out to pick it up...

   "Gah!"

   "Quack quack!!"

   A plump and huge white goose jumped out of the flowers without warning, flapping its wings on both sides, and madly pounced towards Jiang Li'an!

   "Ahhhh!!!!!!"

   "Quack quack!!!!!"

   Even the horizon echoed with Jiang Li'an's terrified scream, which almost broke his throat.

   Shen Qingzhuo was stunned: "Fuck me."

   All morning, Jiang Li'an's eyes were dull, his expression was dull, and he was immersed in some kind of terrifying atmosphere and couldn't get out.

   She will never forget this big white goose in her life.

  The other trainees fell into a fascinated silence, watching the big fat goose happily dancing in the training room, and slowly put a question mark.

  #The wise do not fall in love

  #Iron pot only stewed goose

  #Love River is sad and sad

  #Big goose warms the heart and fights hunger

   "Whose is this goose?!!" Lu Chi asked irritably.

   A calm voice sounded behind him: "Mine."

  Lu Chi stiffly twisted his neck, saw Shen Qingzhuo's stern face, was quiet for two seconds, and squeezed out a smile: "As expected of a goddess, even the big white goose can dance!"

  Jiang Li'an has been in self-isolation for a whole day. Someone else's boyfriend sent flowers, bags and lipsticks. What does he mean by giving her a goose? ! !

   "Boom--"

   Jiang Li'an remembered something.

   With trembling hands, she turned on her phone and sent a message to Mr. Shen: [1]

A red exclamation mark popped up in front of   , and she was blocked perfectly.

   Is there such a coincidence in the world?

   "Hey, this PR manager fled in fear of crime and hurt both of his daughters. I don't know if Yuan Qian has such a father, will it affect her reputation?"

   "He embezzled so much money, but he ran away in the early stage of arrest. I heard that he went overseas, and the police are hunting him down. I'm not sure if anyone can be found."

   "Yuan Qian is here, don't say anything..."

   Several trainees were chatting.

  Jiang Li'an didn't listen to them carefully, looked down at the sudden caller ID on the phone, and raised his eyebrows.

   (end of this chapter)