The Cutest Omniversal Shopkeeper.

I am currently outside the huts palace, in front of me is a giant metal towering door. The small slit opens and I hear a guard say. "What's your purpose here?!"

"Oh I'm here to kill Jaba the hut."

The guard was stunned and started to laugh and said "What makes you think you can do that, not even a lightsaber can break through this door. Not just that but look at our sentries, they are ready to kill you on command. Now If you want your life spared, you better have alot of credits."

I was tired of this and decided to punch the door open. I use a chakra enhanced punch with sage mode and punch the door. "Booom" The door twisted where I punched it and flew forward, if it was steel It would be nothing but shrapnel. I gave enough force to turn a mountain into dust.

"Owww that really hurt." I shake my hand as I healed it. "Much better" The sentries started attacking and one skimmed me when I was distracted ,taking off my henge. I then crushed them with my gravity powers and started to walk In slowly. A platoon of guards ran my way, but when they saw my true form one yelled.

"Its y-ou your real, it's the doctor!!! Tell Ja-" An alien guard said and was cut off ,as I caused two giant rock hands to come out of the ground; to squish them. I then continued on my way but this time only two guards came and I could tell they were alot stronger ;then the ones from before. One of them had his face covered with a helmet that looked mandalorian the other was a cyborg human. They bowed.

"Jaba wishes to make a deal with you to spare his life." The cyborg said in a robotic voice.

"Very well" I nodded and they brought me to jabba the hut.

"HoHoHo what do we have here, if it isnt the legendary kirbonian. I see you came to take my life, I assume it's because of my buisness. I know it wasnt an assassin assignment ,as we would be the first to know. So I propose a proposition you let me live. In return I will give you the coordinates of all the other huts, as I'm sure you were going after them next." He said while playing with his slaves bosoms.

'Disgusting peice of sh*t, I want to kill him so bad. O well, hes going to be killed by Luke anyways.'

"Yes thats the case, but if you lie to me ;not even a sith lord can protect you from me. As you must have heard the legends, of teleportation from the sith. Well I can do this." I bend space around my hand and have a rift inside his body next to his heart. I reach in and give his heart a little squeeze. His eyes goes wide.

"As you can see I can acess your heart, where ever I am. So you better listen or not only will your organization be destroyed to smithereens, but you will die." I said lying as I cant do that from an immensive distance yet. A few planets away yes. Light years no.

His guards were about to act but jaba said.

"Stop! He was just showing me he meant business, as I'm sure with his power he could just capture me; then extract the info from my brain." He said as that was a hidden device that the Sith used, they rarely used it as it only worked on non force users. Most of which their leader could just extract the information from, but was too busy. As even those strong willed will fall to such a powerful being. At least this is what he believed.

"It seems we have a deal, bring me a holodisc with the coordinates."

"But sir if we do this, wouldnt the other huts find out." His attendant asked.

"Its either that or death, as even if I placed a bounty on his head; that would be a waste." Jaba said and she nodded. Meanwhile his mercenaries were thinking 'If I tell the others huts, I will be rich for selling the information to them.'

The attendant came back with a disc I took it and nodded and said. "I will be back hopefully everything checks out, as it wouldnt be fare for you to get all their businesses wealth ;when they fall now would it?" I said while Jabba thought.

'Damn I wanted to reap the benefits of this, I just hope he wont ask for too much.'

"I'll just take 50% of the businesses in stock wealth in the form of rare items they have and purchase some if necessary. For example rare metals,minerals,plants all science and technology knowledge ect. Also just so you know I can tell when your lying. It should take me 10 min to finish them off."

This greatly surprised them, as they thought.

'How!! Even with teleportation you would need to contact someone of said planet or place. So that you could see the place first, even that is just a theory!'

"Ohohoh You are a mysterious one indeed, very well I will be waiting for your return. Guards assemble the items, he seeks as soon as possible."

I grabbed the holodisc. I then run out of his palace at lightning speed, when I exit the last door that I blew off; I was transported back to my shop.

"Shop here is a list of coordinates.<shadow clone jutsu> I want you to send my clones there immediately. While I return back to the huts palace, but 10 min later."

*Tch. what am I, a taxi now! Fine at least your spending time outside of the shop.*

I then left for the huts palace.

[Meanwhile with clone 1]

My target was none other then Gardulla the Hutt

as she was still on the planet of tatooine. She was the previous owner of anakin and his mother. She was as grotesque as the rest of her species ,but apparently there was no such thing as beauty ;with their species women. In fact I say the males looked better, then the females.

I came up apon the place she resided, it was just as guarded as jabbas palace. I decided to enter the front door.

"Hey! Wha-" one guard said but was to late, as I used my spiritual pressure to knock him out. As for the other, I noticed he was evil so I killed him. The rinnesharingan allows me to see ones karmic value, it sure helps when dealing with sc.u.mm. As soon as they were dealt with I dissapeared into the ground ,passing all of the guards ;as I was heading straight for the head of the proverbially hydra. When I arrived at the room I noticed it was blockaded. Also the guards and mercenaries, were pointing their guns at the door. I then shifted out of the ground behind them, startling Gardulla as she was about to yell to warn them. "Amaterasu" I said and they all burned. "Ahhh. What is this-" one of them managed to jump into the bathing pool, with a mini waterfall that she had. It didnt work and her warning was too late, to even retaliate. They were all dead, this time she looked at me with a disparate pleading look; with disbelief written on her eyes.

"Please spare me I will giv-" She uttered her last words. As she was then beheaded ,by me appearing behind ;with a chakra cloaked arm dead. I gathered all the paperwork they kept, and left as the door opened with a platoon of men. They looked in horror at the site ,as even with the silent alarm, they were too late! They all thought various things 'How did he get past us!!! Ruthless! Finnaly it's time for their downfall'

[Meanwhile on the homeworld of hutts "Nal Hutta" where 90% of the huts lived, managing their business from afar.]

'It seems there is more huts then I expected, well this is unexpected; there is atleast 10,000 of them here.I didnt expect millions, as they were likely to betray and kill eachother. Nevermind the food they must comsume. Also I cant destroy the planet as it's got innocents as well. Although alot less then any other planet. Hmm I know let's try this'

Currently it was night time on this planet, and it's not like you would tell. As it's always foggy and dark even during the day. I was on the part of the planet, where there was no moon and it was day time ;so I made one. <Chibaku Tensei>.

A large mass of earth rises up into the sky, causing all inhabitants of the planet; to be alarmed and despair. Next i use my "Rinnesharingan <Mugen kotoamatsukami>" I cast a giant genjutsu ,that works like Shisui's ability but fused with kaguyas. It's set so that everyone on the planet, will set out to kill all huts. Even the huts will hire assassins ;to kill the others. This way I dont have to go exploring the whole dang galaxy, to find the ones jaba the hut doesn't know of or is unlisted. I then poof out of existence, as my job was done and I was out of chakra.

[Meanwhile back on nabu]

I apeared out of the ground, scaring the hell out of jaba and the mercenaries as they thought 'Why didn't he do that before!!' They received News about the homeworld, currently going dark as no information was sent out. He even had a nearby agent check and the news about what occurred shocked them. All that was left was hutts dead bodies. When they asked the other inhabitants they said, "We dont know we seen a giant mass of rock raise up to the sky, then it turned into a red moon and everything went black after that." They checked the footage and decided to keep it secret. As it showed the people who blacked out got mind controlled. This was unheard of, well unless you consider darth nihilus but to this extent!!! They were shaking in there boots ,looking at this Monster!!

"Now isn't it rude to look at the ground when I'm speaking." They looked up at me not daring to disrespect me. "Good." I used my sharingan to put them to sleep, then invaded jabas mindscape editing his memories.

"Now <Shadow clone jutsu> Go collect samples from their homeworld and get the planet that makes clones. To make us replacements for those huts, all with programmed minds. So they dont repeat anything nearly as dark. Leave no evidence even in minds, for those that already know. Leave them be, it will give them something to worry about; thus leaving me be like they did with the huts. Also make it so they dont interfere with jaba's plans. He wont be remembering anything about this event. He will play it off as a rumor, and kill off the ones spreading it. As I dont want to seem like a nazi but sadly they were all evil. So maybe this will fix their race, for at least a few generations. If not the force will deal with them."

I commanded my clone. He nodded and left.

I looked at the sleeping disgusting body of the hut. Then left.