The Cutest Omniversal Shopkeeper.

[Inside the batcave]

Currently Alfred Pennyworth was finishing, the patchup job on batman.

"You got hurt badly this time, I'm afraid I'll have to get more supplies if this keeps up. There you go and we are all do-" They were both inturrupted by a blade that was on their necks.

"It seems my warning won't stop you, I do admire your tenacity; but I guess I need to reiterate the lesson." Just then d.i.c.k grayson, and Selina Kyle appeared while apprehended by my clones. Batman and Alfred seen this and were shocked. "Y-YOU LEAVE THEM OUT OF THIS!"

batman yelled. I casted a silent silencio on him and said "Quite down will ya, this is all to ensure you listen this time. Now I could just yell at you and try to convince you. Then you make a promise ,we know you won't keep. So let's make this into a game, as it seems like that's the only time ;you understand your adversaries. Now I'm going to let you and them go. Your objective is to defeat me or escape the batcave to warn the others. All your communications are down by the way, even if you had flashes future ai. It wouldn't help you. Now we shall begin!" My clones poofed and he took a offensive stance and said "Rob-Nightwing and Catwoman, we need to work together to win this!" he said to them getting a grunt out of D.i.c.k grayson ,then he retorted.

"I'm doing this for me not you, and I am NOT robin IM NIGHTWING!" he growled

Meanwhile Selina said "Meow! It seems the game of cat and mouse, that you play was reversed..... and hes quite the looker too, I might have to take him from you batman. Hes just too purrfect!" catwoman says in an e.r.o.t.i.c voice.

Batman was getting pissed from her teasing and just said "Let's begin!"

They all rushed at me, batman going for a uppercut, while catwoman pouncing like a cat from my side. Then robin tried to throw his toys at me, an exploding nightwingarang not as catchy as bat-a-rang. I use my sage mode and earthbending to alter the place using my will. A rock golem held Alfred Pennyworth, from escaping. A rockwall intercepted the explosive projectile, and batmans foot got s.u.c.k.e.d in by the ground. Next stalagmites shoot towards catwoman and Nightwing. Catwoman dogged it, even though it homed in on her. She was agile enough to keep dodging, Nightwing dodged the first, but the second coiled around him. Both batman and nightwing were out for the count. Next I had the cave collapse on catwoman, untill it caught her. "Meow! Feisty just how I like them!" She said squeezing through a tiny gap, that was about to close. I then used airbending to push her down. "Now that was boring, let me make you understand. While we are on earth, all elements are under my control. I am a sage, trained by Novaverael himself. Who knows all of gaia's knowledge on nature. Let's try this again, if you don't beleive me. Im Using wind this time!" I let them go again and batman says "We got to get him out of this cave, as it's his home turff."

They nodded but Nightwing said "Idiot. That's easier said then done, and if he can control earth as well as wind...." They all tried to think of a solution, but had none so they just tried to escape.

"Oh no you don't, let me knock the wind out of you." I pulled the air front their lungs and just before they passed out I stopped and they gasped. Catwoman recovered first.

"So strong, I knew I like more then just your looks. Meow! How about I join you, and we can get to know eachother better. My apartment what do you say?" She said seductively.

"Nope, I have just started to have fun try asking later." I replied and she hissed. "Fine then I'll just have to claw your eyes out!" She lunged towards me and batman plus nightwing were close behind. I then activated my new dojutsu plus bloodbending. "Will you stop fighting amongst yourself and get serious for once. Except you bats, you just need to get laid." I said while having catwoman and Nightwing ,beat up batman. "Although this feels good, we need to figure out how to get out of his control." Nightwing said while catwoman said.

"Oh sweaty, could you be a dear and tell me how your doing this? I'll reward you afterwards...." She said trying to sway me while batman and Nightwing thought 'There is no way that will wo-'

I pretend to be swayed "A reward you say.... I just control your blood using the water inside it."

Batman and Nightwing were floored 'WHAT?! THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN PREVENT THAT!'

"Ahh this is boring and they do say you shouldn't be ruff with women ,on your first date. Let's try fire next." I said releasing them and DW, who I brought with me jumped off my shoulder.

"This is my acquaintance deathwing, he just wants to say hi to batman and Nightwing. I'd not interfere as your clothes might get burnt, oh by the way these are hellflames and they never disappear." Dw then grows larger ,while batman and nightwing finish relocating their bones and ligaments. Meanwhile catwoman walks up to me and I make a seat for her. "Want to watch?"

She nods then sits next to me, and reaches over to seduce me. "I said watch not sit and play, be a good kitty or you will have to join them. Then I might have to send you; to a nice chinese shop, as a forgiveness gift." I said while smirking and she backs off, but not before trying to claw off my neck! Clang! She widened her eyes as I broke her claws and she shouted in pain. Meanwhile dw finished up with batman and Nightwing who were now without much clothes. Deathwing made sure to keep their pants intact.

"Well since you were a bad kitty, go join them; as I will now show you how outmatched you are." I then activated my eyes of reality and placed them all in an illusion ,where they could get hurt. They began jumping and hopping around like idiots, attacking eachother in the process. At the end they had both subdued catwoman. "We finnally beat him, and now he shall pay for his crimes!" Batman said dropping down happy and exhausted. Meanwhile Nightwing said "You need to solve that obsessive behavior of yours, if we didn't win your loved ones would be hurt greatly. Also do you really think, he will stay in jail? He is still considered an antihero." He crashed his parade

I interrupted them and clapped, turning my eyes back into a rinnesharingan.

"Well done, you seemed to enjoy my illusion very much. You defeated fake me, congratulations are in order." I said while they were all shocked.

'Im-impossible my instincts said it was all real' They all thought, meanwhile catwoman undid her bindings.

"If your wondering ,in my illusion all 6 senses are under my control! Do you understand now, how unprepared you are to have me as an enemy. I won't kill you all ,if batman backs down now." They all stared at him but he wouldn't back down as he said "Your assuming, if we aren't still in his illusion. He could be messing with us now, finalizing our bodies for the kill."

"If that was the case you would be dead already, but here you are." I said Nightwing then spoke

"If your going your going to kill me do it now, I wont let you get sick p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e from it. Besides he will never change, it's one of the reasons I left." He said determined.

"Nope I was never going to kill you both, torture is the worst I'd do and only if it help the case. Alfred, you were once his guardian and currently I am an antihero protected by the law. As you know I've only killed the worst people possible, to prevent a greater calamity. I have a technique, that can be the best therapist you could get. It will make him a better man, and he wont be so obsessed anymore. Why do you think the joker loved him so much, it was because he got what he wanted every time. He made him more obsessed, and got his reaction. Do you want a true villian that uses this against him, thus hurting him far worse then I ever had? I won't do this without permission from you." I said shocking them all, it didn't take long for him to respond. "Not if there is any bad sideffects, as you said this could hurt master Bruce ;more if it continues." This shocked batman and he was about to yell and refute ,but I had a shadow knock him out.

"Very well, the only negative side effect would be a comma for a week. Now his muscular degeneration during said time, can be mitigated by the advanced medical chamber; the akatsuki Corp has been selling. Do you have one?"

He nodded and said "We keep it under lock and key as it is very expensive and we haven't been able to recreate it. All the others selfdestruct, before we could even see the code." He replied I then woke up bruce and looked him in the eyes and said "Rinnesharingan!"

He was out cold and Alfred took him away and said "Thank you, he was not being the dark knight that everyone needed.....but the one they wanted." This statement shocked nightwing as he has known alfred for so long he then asked.

"What do you mean by that?" I answered instead.

"Do you think his parents got to be what they were, without dealing with the sc.u.mm of the world. Of course they had morals and wouldnt kill everyone; just those who would truley deserve it. If you think the people of back then would just sit by while criminals, killed more and more. No there was a thing called, neighborhood justice. If a person like the joker got out Scott free, he would be hunted like guerrilla warfare." I elaborated and alfred nodded and said "I didn't tell bruce as I didn't need too, the file his parents left behind. Explained everything but since his parents were killed infront if him, it changed him and he wouldn't stoop to their level. However if society itself deems the joker a good guy, would you follow them? If you can't accept this ideal, then I can understand.....but if it hurts master Bruce's future. I just can't see it happen, it would ruin the trust his parents put in me. As for why I didn't sooner, how can you change someone so set in their ways their mentality wont allow it. It would be more harm then gain, if not for this opportunity it would have stood like that forever. Even with the best psychiatrists and his approval, they aren't capable of changing a man. Only said man can change himself, through lots of pain and time. Have a good day Nightwing,Madara and catwoman." He said waving us off, I then was about to teleport them back but.... I felt something on my leg.

Catwoman was c.a.r.e.s.sing me and purring.

"No-one has ever been able to defeat batman like that, you will be mine even if I have to hunt you down. I'm down for a chase are you?" I sweatdropped and just teleported her away. Nightwing looked at me and chuckled "You know that won't stop her."

"It doesn't matter I will be leaving this world soon, it's not like it matters. The god in charge has already gave me the boot, and if I want to keep my soul. I'll be going, just try to remember this "Nothing is as it seems, things are set for his gain." Goodbye D.i.c.k" I then sent him on his way while he widened his eyes, but knew that if I know batman then I know everything. I then headed back to my shop, as I messed with this world enough. It will all be reset anyways.

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

The first one to enter my shop from this new world. Was none other then Zeus. As he entered my shop, he was alarmed as he knew this was not Olympus. It wasn't Asgard either, he then looked at me and was intrigued. 'What kind of being is he, fairies dont look like that. Also why do I feel the same feeling gaia gave off?

"Welcome to my shop, the magical emporium of d.e.s.i.r.es. Where you can find anything your heart d.e.s.i.r.es." I said and he finnally noticed the divine energy the items gave off. He also noticed the golden fleece...but that's impossible as he knows the cyclops still has it.

"Is this the real golden fleece?" He asked as he knew this shop keeper couldnt be a simple person, if he is selling legendary items like popcorn.

"This is a exact replica of the golden fleece, my shop recreates legendary items of old. This is why I say ,you can buy anything your heart d.e.s.i.r.es." I explained and he inspected it and said "I-impossible it works just as the real one does, although its brand new so it's a bit better." He said after observing it, then he asked.

"What's the payment for this shop? Surley you wouldnt charge me, king of the pantheon of Greek gods?" He tried to used his position for robbing me. Shameless.

"You can only take one item, and I'll take what payment I see as equal." I explained clearly making him mad and ' since he was trying to steal I should be allowed to do this.' I thought

I begin to cast a 11th teir spell and he visibly paled then said "Fine! I'll pay for the item I get." He huffed and muttered "People should respect their elders, and god kings." He then found an exact replica of his lightning bolt, but it said Divine retribution on it. He did notice ,it had alot more divinity in it then his other one.

"I would like to take this." He said in a demanding voice ,while I sweatdropped and thought 'He still hasn't learned sigh, at least hes not a woman.'

"Very well for that item I want all your knowledge on divinity and how to make or obtain some." I said and he gasped and was furious, I then used my omni energy to suppress him.

"As you can see that bolt ,can take down even your entire pantheon. Although it can only be used righteously, its insanely powerful. So you must see, it's a fair trade. I'll throw in this book on how to please a woman, if you master it all women will throw themselfs at you. Even if you looked like a boar." I explained and he was sweating then huffed and said "Fine I'll take it but if it doesn't do as you say, I will find you and show you the power of my lighting!" He said in a threatening voice.

"Place your hand here and the payment will be done." I explained and he followed then stomped outside my shop.

"Are all gods that rude sir?" Mr. Sauron said

and I nodded "Yes but they tend to be nicer when they aren't stuck up."

He hummed and said "It seems he ignored my presence with this cap, but perhaps it's just his arrogance."

"Shop show me status on what world we are on." I said and the shop displayed the name of the Alternative universe in front of me.

Least to say I was surprised as it was....

To be continued.