The Death Itself Want A Vacation Worth Of 1 Million Years

I wake up and the first thing I saw is a baby...Well if I left him here and get some fruits that would be okay right?

I slowly put him in the ground and then he cried after I stand up and start walking...

"*Sigh* Why is this human is so noisy?"

"UWAHHH! UWAHH!" Kyuruku's mind: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!? WHY THAT GIRL IS N.A.K.E.D!?

He doesn't know this but he is a baby and he is crying like a baby too

"Tch, stop crying or I will slice you in pieces"( This attitude is best for humans to learn to survive right?)

"KAaaah~" (What the F**k are you even for real?! And her size is as twice as size of a castle, oh the tree too... W-Well, to be honest, those t.i.t.s of her are pretty busty, I wanna shove my face of that big melons.)

He stops crying because of how pervert he is and Izanagi didn't know about that...

(Hmm, so if I left him here a bit then he'll cry, oh well whatever if that be so then ok)" Hey, Human, let's play"

"Ah-Ah" (WAhhh!! She's so scary! H-Her face looks like someone who gonna eat a baby...Wait, Ba-Baby? Am....AM I A BABY!?)

He didn't know that he is a baby all along and because he sees his arm and feet he really believes that he is a baby...

She carries her and he is shocked by it but never least he still a pervert so he shoved his face in her but she didn't even know about that the baby she is caring is the human she meets in the God Place...

But too bad because after the human shows a perverted face, Izanagi remembers him but because she doesn't have experience raising a child she devoted her self to rais him...

"Hmm, what does baby eat?" (oh~ there's a tasty looking fruit, maybe he will eat this...)

The fruit she grabs was a poisonous one and she doesn't know this but even she knows this she will make him ate it...

"Eat it~ H-U-M-A-N~" (This is how to make human to make them eat their food right?)

She didn't know that was a frecking terrifying with a killer smile of her face and eventually the guy collapse due to the terrifying look of her...