The Decadent Daily Life of Douluo World

Chapter 39: [A little bit of nonsense]

The author has something to say: God who didn’t plan to post ♂Mi Fanwai (what)

I always feel that you don’t love me when you look at this QAQ

I have no brains..._(:зゝ∠)_(Who believes)

This chapter is also known as...

#Harmony Brain Hole World#

#拿什么救你我的三观#

#步马的How everyone is looking at Lao Tzu's chrysanthemums and cucumbers (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻#

#Author's brains have pit IQ offline series#

#当节操被脑子吃吃#

#我不吃药我不吃药#

#After reading please say still love me_(:зゝ∠)_#

#Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! ! ! ! #(WTF

The God Realm a long time later.

He has become a god, but in recent years, Bai Yan, who has become more and more lazy, has developed the habit of dragging his loved ones to take a nap. He hugged Tang San to sleep in the sun, but he didn't know that Tang San was falling into an inexplicable nightmare.

"Welcome player No. 6927 to load into the game, choose the world, KM-4 Douluo, roll in role-playing points, bring in characters, Tang San, the game is about to begin, please enjoy the joyful game time, Keyboard Wizard, at your service."

With Bai Yan by his side and completely relaxed and falling asleep, Tang San heard an inorganic voice whispering in his ears in half awake and half dream. He woke up in surprise and reached out to touch his side, "Bai Yan?"

There is no one around, and I am not where I slept in the first place.

Bai Yan wouldn't be so boring, who could break through his defense line and bring himself to this place without knowingly?

Tang San was startled, and stood up and looked around, messy, full of tools, and chaos in the room.

A familiar to strange feeling.

Blacksmith's shop? Tang San was surprised. Although many years had passed, he was too impressed with this place. It was the home where he had stayed for six years after he was reborn.

There was the sound of running outside the room, and a little carrot opened the door in the next second, and said softly, "Brother, you're up!" After he finished speaking, he would pounce on him.

Black hair and dark eyes, although his childishness is still not removed, it is exactly the face of his Blue Silver Grass before his second awakening!

Tang San was startled and stepped on the ghostly shadow to avoid him, but in the next second he noticed his own change.

Not only did my strength drop to the point where I couldn't see it, but I didn't feel much after sitting just now, and I found out that my height was wrong.

He raised his hand, with thin arms and legs, his body was indifferent, and his clothes were covered with patches.

What's happening here? !

"Brother, why are you avoiding it, you, don't you love Xiaobao?" The visitor's face was pale, standing still shaky.

[Tang Jueshang's face is pale, his heart hurts, brother, why, why are you rejecting me? Am I not your half?

Tang San had a dazed expression on his fair little face, his blushing mouth was lightly pursed, his red lips trembled but he couldn't speak, he only looked at him with innocent and weak eyes like a deer. ] Inorganic voice rang in Tang San's ear again.

The content of the narration is too impactful, and it directly makes everyone calm and self-sufficient in the battle of life and death. After becoming a god, he is known as the first master of the gods. The sea **** Tang San, the most terrifying law enforcement officer in history, is petrified in place.

What! The! F*ck? ! Is that Tang San talking about him! It's just a coincidence with the same name, right? !

Tang San felt that the Nine Heavens God Thunder drilled from head to toe and from toe to head, still playing a 3,600-baid Thomas spin back and forth in his body.

That voice didn't let him go.

[Tang Jueshang looked at such a fragile Tang San and sighed inwardly, nothing else, he had never had any choice with this person. What happened yesterday was that he was wrong, which scared the Keren in front of him. 】

Fuck you fragile! Fuck you red lips! Fuck you, you are as innocent and weak as a deer! You are the only one! ! ! !

Tang San filled up with a mouthful of old blood, his face flushed.

"Brother! Are you okay!" Tang Jueshang was startled, and stepped forward to support Tang San who was crumbling.

[Holding the young Tang San, his soft body, the strong fragrance lingering between his nose, two red clouds flew on his pale little face, gorgeous and compelling, watching his pure black eyes rippling water, The slightly opened mouth seemed to invite him again, and Tang Jueshang's heart was shaken. 】

Tang San spouted a mouthful of blood, his less than full-length body couldn't withstand his toss, his eyes turned black, and he fainted with the eloquent inorganic voice.

【what happened to you! You must be fine! You are the only reason I live in the world! I don’t hesitate to destroy **** just to see you again! Those filthy humans actually wanted to seal me under, in order to see you and I killed them, and those who blocked me died! If you die, I will kill all the people in this world to bury you! Even if the world is ruined! what! My half body! 】

It was night when Tang San woke up again, lying on the bed unloved, he had communicated with the keyboard wizard in his head, and he probably understood the current situation.

Roughly speaking, it means "it sounds very big and indescribable anyway." The organization developed a system "I don't understand but seems very powerful" because of the reason "for the sake of it sounds very sublime". He didn't know. Why was the 6927th volunteer recruited and entered this simulation game.

The game imitates each existing parallel plane, and aims to train the volunteer's psychological endurance and experience a life that he has never had before. Here all his abilities are sealed, and he can only gradually unblock the force following the script until he Only a hundred-level **** can return to the original world and be awarded a mysterious title to receive special rewards. During the game, it is not allowed to quit forcibly.

Tang San finally accepted that he had come to a weird and terrifying space after intimidating and enticing others to be weak and unable to leave after all possible means.

Hundred! class! become! God!

Thinking of these four words, Tang San felt a headache, heartache and liver aches. The keyboard wizard had told him that the setting of the script was similar to the experience of the original Tang San, except that there were some "sweet little accidents". In that case, it was a god. Age is probably...

There are still so many years! He has to endure so many sweet little accidents! too frightening! I'm afraid that going back has become a pervert!

"Brother, are you awake?" The voice coming from outside the room made Tang San violently fight a cold war.

It's not that he's too timid, it's that this setting is beating!

According to the keyboard wizard’s prompt, the six-year-old outside was named Tang Jueshang, his twin brother in his "life". This is no problem. The true identity is actually the first of the nine demon kings of hell, killing the universe, because Existence that is too heavy to kill and is sealed by the other eight demon kings, this is no problem, the problem is...

Tang Jueshang fell in love with "Tang San" because he saw "Tang San's pure, weak, innocent, innocent, innocent, and beautiful smile" in **** five years ago. He came out of **** and wanted to face "Tang San". Can't describe it!

After Tang San knew this, he said that there was no fluctuation in his heart, and he even wanted to laugh a little.

What a peculiar setting of the pee point slot!

[There was no sound in the room, but he knew that Tang San was awake. Tang Jueshang couldn’t help regretting it a little. It was because he was too impulsive, otherwise Tang San wouldn’t be frightened this morning. Fortunately, Tang San didn’t have a serious problem, otherwise He will really be in pain! However, he does not regret that he forcibly kissed Tang San yesterday...]

"Puff--" Tang San who was drinking water spouted, choking himself to death.

EXM? ! Did he hear me right? ! Strong kiss? ! Six years old? ! Brother? !

[Yes, it’s exactly what you heard, you were kissed forcibly yesterday, and you were almost assaulted]

"..." Tang San squeezed his cup fiercely, enduring and enduring it, and finally couldn't help but smash it to the ground.

#@#%@#¥%#@@#¥#%×&……! ! ! ! Can you play against children? ! People clerk? !

"Brother! What's the matter with you!" Hearing the movement from the room, Tang Jueshang slapped the door and tried to force him.

[Friendly reminder, Tang Jueshang’s current force value is at the Soul Sect level]

WTF...Would you like that? Six-year-old Soul Sect? !

"I, I'm fine..." Tang San's entire face was drawn together, trying his best to keep his voice from being so distorted, "It's too late today. Go to bed."

[Tang Jueshang heard the trembling sound coming from the house, he was taken aback, and then he reacted, he showed a beautiful evil smile at the wooden door, "Okay, I'm going to sleep, but brother, I know you still have something in your heart mine."

After finishing speaking, Tang Jueshang turned and left, leaving behind a illusory, domineering and domineering back, which contains thousands of years of coldness and loneliness, loneliness and sadness, but also implies firmness and love. , Indomitable.

Thinking of the soft and delicate Keren in his heart, Tang Jueshang secretly swears in his heart, San'er, you provoked me first, and I won't let go. 】

You are beautiful, your uncle is evil, your uncle has your uncle! What are you doing to make up for! ! !

Tang San wailed in pain.

Go to Nima, like a messy back in the magic wind! Go to Nima's six-year-old domineering invincible emptiness and loneliness! Who steps on the horse to tease you, you are sick! You Tuoma is soft and delicate! Three you uncle three! Please let go!

Bai Yan where have you been! There are abnormalities here! ! ! ! !

Tang San's value decreased, the first night in the alien world, and the third, died in action.

(The author has a chat:

……Is anyone insisting here! [Looking around (rolling)

About throwing mines and bombing me...

Hahaha this is the first time to collect five thunders at a time, thanks to the grenade of Guigu sister

And in the past Yin Hui, I just smiled and didn’t talk, shui saw Ruo, Min'er, and the mines of the little cute things under the curtain (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~

I'm very happy, it's a recognition of me, okay=3=

Everyone thinks this article is not bad. Throw a thunder to show my encouragement and support. I am very happy with this heart. After all, I am not a contracted author and I have not entered V, so this is actually not of interest to me. , No need to spend=3=

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……Just kidding_(:зゝ∠)_

Of course, I can be bombed in secret. (Hey)

I haven’t received the old vest before _(:зゝ∠)_(Huh)

But you don’t need to throw so much spicy at one time, you can read several chapters of V_(:зゝ∠)_

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