The Dumb Cultivator

Ma Zhi's eyes widened when the girl blew him to the ground. His eyes turned red and his shoulder wound opened up once more. Blood poured out like a squeezed orange. He got up slowly and walked towards the girl. He breathed heavily and made growling sounds.

"How dare you blow the great Ma Zhi away? Do you have any idea how influential I am?" Ma Zhi looked at the blue haired woman with a serious face. This caused the girl to become somewhat fl.u.s.tered. What if he was actually really famous? Did I just hurt an expert?

"Would you mind telling me who you are? And how influential you are?" The girl kept up an act of determination. She wanted to seem like someone who wasn't scared of even the heavens, however she was somewhat scared that Ma Zhi would turn out to be an expert.

"You really don't know how famous I am?" Ma Zhi looked questionably at the blue hared human.

"I really do not know!"

"Same! I was just asking you, I don't how famous I am either. Hehe!" Ma Zhi scratched his head with his bloody hands. It made him look extremely ridiculous. The beautiful girl opened her mouth slightly, unable to comprehend the way Ma Zhi thought.

"So, how did you blow me away so suddenly? Is it magic? I love magic, back when I was young I used to be called the magic god, but because I blew up my old world, I am not called that anymore." Ma Zhi didn't stop talking, he just kept spouting randomly, making the blue haired girl dizzy.

"I forgot to ask, what is your name my maiden? If you tell me, I might reward you with a hug, or even a kiss." Ma Zhi winked towards the girl shamelessly. He didn't notice that another small breeze began to pick up near him, he only glued his eyes onto the girl.

"Mister Ma Zhi, was it? I have no time to play around with your kind, so if you wouldn't mind, make way or else I will make it myself." The blue haired girl was getting annoyed by how Ma Zhi kept pestering her. She didn't care if Ma Zhi was handsome or not, she couldn't continue speaking with him or she would lose brain cells.

"You want me to make way? As in make way towards our friendship? Well well well, I didn't think you were so secretive. Don't worry though, I won't tell anyone. It will be our little secret. Hehe!" He speculated the complete opposite of what the blue haired girl meant. He didn't understand that she wanted him to leave, rather he only thought of ways to get close to the girl.

The girl, on the other hand, couldn't help with created a small tornado and push it towards Ma Zhi. He, instead of dodging, walked closer and tried to touch it.

"This looks cool. How did you ma-" Just as his finger made contact with the tornado, the wind blasted apart and cut Ma Zhi's clothes into shred. His skin was also covered with cuts that increasingly dripped with blood. Ma Zhi's large body fell towards the ground as his eyes slowly shut, Just before he hit the ground and blacked out completely, he whispered silent words to the girl.

"I...like...pink...under..wear...too"