The Dungeon Struggle of an Earth Dragon!

Time is a time of warring nations turmoil.

What is the best footwear and food combination in the world?

Around that answer, in Lower Erdo town, various forces had risen to repeat their decline, turning it into a muddy battlefield washing blood with blood.

There are two forces currently emerging.

These are mackerel miso netting tights goblins and crab missony sock orcs.

Both armies have already swelled in that number, and it is not strange when there will be a war.

If that happens, mackerel miso and canned crab miso will surely disappear from your neighborhood supermarket. Netted tights and knee socks too.

It's what made the world a mess.

In the first place, why mackerel miso net tights or crab missony socks? Let's put aside the wild question.

Because this is a different world.

It's not like common sense on Earth.

Then no matter what happens, it's no wonder.

This is a tale of love, friendship and killing staged in a lower town turned into such a battlefield......

"Hehe... thank you, brother of the Dragon of the Earth... I'll take him."

"We'll get you some delicious, hi-ha-ha!

"Well I'm coming... I haven't washed my neck... kukukukuku... duh!

"Maido"

With both hands full, the men left the store satisfied with a bag containing a pack of mackerel.

I'm Ground Dragon.

It's from a yakitori shop in Lower Town.

Even so, I can only cook crumbs.

'Cause these nails. Then, no matter how, the meat gets minced.

In the first place, there's no way I can cook a proper grilled chicken.

That's why the only yakitori I serve in my shop is yakitori.

My parents have disappeared as soon as I was born, and I'm chopping up a relaxing shop while my acquaintance, Mr. Gwib, is my guardian.

Even so, it hasn't thrived.

Well, it's the only way to make it.

Naturally.

The staff at the nursing home called "Black Hyena Nursing Home" bought a lot earlier.

Anything, my makeup cream is popular with the users of the facility.

I can't believe they're regular.

Well, there are other researchers who are skeletons but baked chicken lovers and for some reason pretentious toddlers who are slime. Well, let's put that away.

Oh, by the way, Mr. Mohican, who was here earlier, is the gardener at the facility.

In the meantime, I hear a second one was born.

"Ha-ha-ha... sleepy..."

The store has no problem with the deficit.

I make figures out of hobbies, but they sell well online.

Huh? I can't do a grilled chicken, why can't I make a figure?

Apart from that and this. Motivation switch.

I honestly think Koch sells better than the main business.

Especially these days, The Moving Thousand Kannon Doll 1/100 Scale is popular.

It is a confident piece with plenty of demonic stones and sells to fly.

Oh, the Demon Stone is almost free of charge because if you dig it out of the garden, it will come out as much as you want.

It's great to have fun and make money.

Uh... let's keep the store tatami...

It's time for them to get depressed...

With that in mind, I was sloppy reading a weekly boy magazine and momentum opened the store door.

Is that it?

A customer, perhaps?

I think so, look at the door.

Then there stood a beautiful girl with dark hair.

Ten beautiful girls who would look back on ten.

Those dark, then deep, clear eyes everywhere are looking straight at me.

Job magazine on its right hand side, and mackerel miso painted net tights on its left hand side for some reason.

Fresh smell.

Bottles and miso are dripping on the floor.

Dirty.

............... What, this guy?

Her thin peach lips open slowly.

"- - Let's ask, are you my manager (master)?

The girl said as she offered me the mackerel miso coated net tights in her left hand.

'What about……………?

Freeze.

Silence as if time had stopped.

Conclusion.

He's crazy.

"Oh, are you suspicious, I'm calling you, right?

Send a thought call to the police.

"Oh, wait a minute! Um, I say Anne! I read in a job magazine that I was looking for a part-time job at this store... so..."

Beautiful girl with dark hair, uh, Mr. Ann? comes suddenly desperate to elucidate.

The tone changed at once.

"Bytes?"

You're not looking for that, are you? I need to.

'Cause if you hire a part-time job, I'll have to talk to people.

No, it's a pain in the ass.

I can't believe I'm having a normal conversation with people earlier.

"Look, here it is! It says here I'm looking for a part-time job in this store!

That's what she brought me, reading a job magazine.

'Are you serious...?

Sure, my shop was on it.

.................. hmm? It's in a magazine, this thoughtful call number... you look familiar.

"... Mr. Gwibb?"

How dare you?

Send a call of thought immediately.

Then a word.

- Have more conversations with others.

Only, it came back.

Damn.

"So could you hire me?

"Er..."

It's annoying.

Dull.

Sleepy.

I'm desperate to turn my head and wonder if I can get this beautiful girl to go home.

"Er, in the first place, Mr. Ann...? thought I'd come to a store like this for a part-time job?

"It's..."

Mojo and the brunette girl say finally.

Is that why it's so hard to say anything?

But he's also cute to twist.

If you don't even have mackerel miso net tights.

"I... once saved your life"

'........................ what?

"That was a few days ago. I was, for some reason, evicted from my house and wandered this town hungry...... And I collapsed in the back alley of this store, and, uh... I thought I was going to die like this anymore, that was when.

You blessed me with food. The flavour of the mackerel then...... I could not forget. So when I saw the job magazine, I felt destined. Oh well... I was born to work in this store...!

Ann speaks with a tranced look.

And the reason is heavier than expected.

But...

"... did that happen?

I don't remember you at all.

In the first place, you can't forget such a beautiful girl if you meet her.

Is that a fabrication?

But I don't think so very much when I look at her.

'Hey...? When was that?

"About three days ago."

"That's so recent!?

Uh... three days ago...

That was definitely a burning waste day.

Go dump the crumbs you were supposed to dispose of in the garbage bag and dump them in the back alley..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Oh, speaking of which, I saw a black shadow, moving in the back alley then.

The silhouette looked like a bug, so I thought I was a cockroach, and I went for that black shadow and let go of the garbage bag, and just came back......

That's all I can remember.

How about, even if I follow my memory, I don't get to the beautiful girl in front of me.

'………………………………… Hmm?

That's when I realized something.

There's something on her head.

Something like... something like "tactile."

"Hey, it's on my head. What's that?

"Heh? Is this it? It depends on tactile sensation, doesn't it? I'm Imperial Ant."

"Uh, how tactile is that? Sure, if you're an ant, even if it's tactile, it's crazy... yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!?

Imperial Ant!?

What!? Yep, eh!?

'... uh, humans... right?

"No, you don't. This seems to be the one that says it's trendy now, Gizinka. Whatever,“ bangai hen, "some weird pigs bumped into each other."

"Weird pig?

"Yes. He's a weird pig. And the pig said to me, 'If you want to repay that earth dragon, eat this demon stone. That will surely make good things happen,' he said, offering me the Demon Stone. I ate it and it looked like this."

"Heh... heh..."

Yes, that's okay... That's what I can say clearly...

I'm not even familiar with this world view yet.

I mean, that pig...

"So why don't you hire me?

"In the current flow!?

"I will definitely be of service! Look at that! I have the strongest cookware!

That said, she took out a single baked skewer.

Don't cookware usually say “best” instead of “strongest”?

"What's that?

"It's the Holy Skewer Exika River!

"Exika River!?

That's a name you're about to bite!?

"Any ingredient can be cooked deliciously without breaking shapes with this skewer! Mackerel miso netted tights, for example, make this skewer a dish of unspeakable delicacy."

"It's kind of amazing."

First, especially around choosing mesh tights for ingredients.

Too many different dimensions.

"What do you say, once in a while, Master Earth, why don't you wear one?

"Why!?

Isn't that normal?

Why are you wearing it?

No, eat it, but it's crazy enough!?

Say that, Anne - you stink, Anne, okay - offers me a grilled net tight (mackerel miso all over).

The smell of roasted nylon and mackerel miso matched perfectly.

I'm gonna throw up.

'No, fine! I don't want it! I'll think about it! I'll even think about a part-time job, so get rid of that!

"Oh yeah...... Too bad. The goblins were delighted..."

That's what I say, depressing Ann all the time.

Becchan and mackerel fall on the floor. Damn.

............ muzzy. I don't feel guilty at all because I'm usually an ant, but if I'm Anne in this beautiful girl, I'm not half guilty.

I haven't done anything wrong, but somehow I feel like I've done something really bad.

Don't be afraid...... Gizinka...... Huh!!

"The goblins at Mackerel Miso Net Tights always told me that my dishes were delicious and delicious. That's why I wish Lord Earth would be happy..."

Maybe those goblins are crazy. Definitely.

"Uh... the..."

As I wandered around, the store door opened up in momentum.

"... hey, you're still a sarcastic shop"

A man comes in with a ragged door open.

A man with silver hair, red hair, and an eye-catching hardship that seems to be constantly looking at a man's ass.

That is followed by the orcs in a few knee socks.

We can't all get crab paint. Fresh smell.

The smell of mackerel miso is also mixed, seriously, I think I'm going to throw up. Ugh......

The man walking slightly ahead is doing both hands behind the orcs next door.

And whenever a man's arm moves, the orcs are blushing as they blush.

Please stop, it's eye poison?

Is it a new bioterrorism or something?

"Mm, who are you guys?

Ann stares surprised at the men who came in.

"... well, that's unusual. You had a guest."

"Who are you!?

"Pfft... let me tell you, I..."

The man scratches up his silver hair basically and tries to introduce himself.

"Ann, this is the staff of the Crab Misony Sox, called Ecclaus Lebenhertz. Using that strategy, Teng himself, who raised the Crab Misony Sox faction to a major force, seems to be planning to occupy a strip around here and build a major gourmet resort, Crab Misony Sox Island.

Already, most of the land in Lower Erdo town was bought up by him, and he said that my shop was the only one left... In the meantime, honestly, it's a pain in the ass to move, so it's sloppy and harassing this guy... and that's what's happening right now. Phew... don't get tired after a long talk '

I'll tell Ann who this guy is and what's going on in my store.

Ekleus is making his temples snap.

What, what's going on?

"… Arigatou the explanatory tone until it is clear. Well, that's what I mean, ma'am. Come on, Ground, dear, give us this store. Whatever the reward is, we'll pay it. I'm not gonna let you get hurt, either, am I?

That's what Ecclesius offers a piece of paper.

There were various conditions written down for buying out this store.

Expensive buy-in prices, arrangements for moving to luxury apartments, and permission to open a store in a leisure facility standing here, including cheap tenant fees.

Pretty good conditions were written.

Probably good enough to say there's no more.

"Hmmm............"

Moving is a pain in the ass, but it's all over the process from packing, if you'll do it, it's okay, I've been thinking about it lately.

My house has been slow to connect to the internet lately, and the stores are crapping everywhere.

Clearly, I don't feel comfortable living there.

Moving to a better part of the operating environment and making figures in a daze might not be a bad idea.

I was just beginning to think I could put it up for sale, and I guess it's just fine.

"Okay -"

"Do something stupid about what! Master Earth has no choice but to leave this store!

Hey, you, what are you talking about?

Block my words and Anne will raise her voice in protest.

"Who is it, you?

"My name is Ann. This is Lord Earth's first family member (part-time)."

Um... haven't hired you yet?

And every time you move, miso jumps on me.

Stop.

"By and large, why are you doing this!? Construction of resort facilities!? Isn't nothing like a grounder of a bad nature like this!? Shame on you, shame on you!

No, he was quite a gentleman over there, wasn't he?

I thought it was a pain in the ass, and it was more of me I wasn't dealing with.

Ecleus just smiles at Ann's protest like that.

I can see some shade in my mind or that smile.

"Huh, you think that's why? No, it's settled. Because I want to...... because I wanted to! That's just it!

"Become...!?

Ecleus speaks with an impatient look.

"Look, you guys! Listen up! How unhappy do you think I am that I've been treated in this edition!?

'..................... Yes?

"Speaking of what I was doing, even to the financial organization, to the clerical processing, war and armament adjustment! Holding all my head about something, when I say a line, I'm mostly like, 'What, what's this?' and 'What the hell is going on' and other amazing lines! It doesn't even take advantage of the faggot setting, and in chapter three, it hardly makes a difference to Keyman's kushi!

No, that's just the lack of power of the author......

Ecleus speaks, even with tears in his eyes and fists in his grip.

"At the end of the sentence, you're dead without much activity!? Maybe it's about this author! Whether you want to use it in a recap or something, my name is hard to hit on a computer or something, and I'm determined to cut it! I mean I will never turn up in the future!!!

"Ooh, ooh..."

"That's why I took an oath! For what I couldn't think good in this part, on the outside, I tried to live as I wanted! Build my paradise on this continent with Crab Misony Sox Island at your feet! Beautiful boy, sturdy, orc, goblin, dragon! All my butts, they're mine. Ahhhhhhhh!

Kah! and I felt like a lightning bolt ran behind Ecclaus.

The look of it screaming out loud is like that of a fanatic.

You've changed too many characters...

There was some resentment that it would no longer appear, or there was a paranoid force in Ecclesius' eyes.

Fear not the oak...

"Phew, phew. Dear Ecclesius, that's cool..."

"Hmm. Once you know that pleasure, you'll never be able to leave these people again."

"It just hurts so bad at first. But gradually..."

Tuned or whoa, whoa, whoa!

The orcs are all eyes. They're heartmarks!

Whether you're a person or a demon, ok, this guy is too unrestrained!

"... dude, that dragon has a nice ass caholi."

Oh, hey, Ecclaus, keep your men under control.

He's trying to cheat on me.

Oak and Ecclesius come closer to me.

My breath is rough because of my mind.... it's your fault, isn't it?

"Come on, when you figure it out, just give me your letter of rights and your ass, Earth. That way you won't have to look me in the eye, will you?

"Ku............!

Honestly, I don't care about the letter of rights, but I definitely don't want to give it away in the second half.

More insignificant demands.

Are you okay with dragons? You're too advanced......

In this part, you weren't noticeable at all......!

This is the outside part......!

Dead in this edition, only given to characters who don't show up, haha perks.

... Honestly, as long as you exclude your ass, the conditions aren't bad.

But I don't have an ass.

Let's drink on terms that I won't give my ass away......

"Don't be ridiculous!

"To?"

Ann screamed.

"If you guys have heard from me earlier, you can say whatever you want! It's the limit of patience already!

Oh, boulder Ann!

Top notch popularity in this edition is not Dada.

Just like the sermon protagonist here, argue!

Just so I don't have to offer my ass.

"Master Earth is my Lord! You bastards are not allowed to touch me!

No, it's not your thing either.

And, Rubi, you're wrong.

"And you say it's a crab missony sock!? What a stupid thing to do. Master Earth is a mackerel miso net tight!

No. Turn it down, no.

Hey, Oak, don't be afraid.

I'm gonna cry.

"I was wearing the mackerel miso net tights I baked earlier from my head in evidence of that, looking delicious!

Don't make it up.

Ecleus was surprised by the statement.

"Wear mackerel miso all over net tights from your head...... so...? Ground, are you a pervert......!?

I don't want you to tell me!

And you're making it up!

The two staring at each other.

Ecleus opened his mouth in the one-touch air.

"Heh, you don't have a clue. So, here's one, how about we fight and settle in cooking?

"A culinary battle?

"Yes, it's better to compete in cooking and listen to them if you win. Wouldn't it be simple and easy to understand? Your question is… well, as a handful to you, how about" grilled chicken ”?

'What...!?

This guy knows I can only cook crumbs!

What's a handful? This is the kind of battle I'm gonna take.

"It will be good! I will stand in that battle!

Um, Mr. Ann? Why did you do it earlier?

Are you ignoring my will? Just bugs.

"It's all right, Master Earth! I have this Holy Skewer Exika River! There can be no defeat!

"Good look! Okay, look! This is the ingredient you're looking for!

And why are you going flat!?

Why are you ignoring my will!?

Ecclesius took it out of nowhere, stuck the ingredients in front of us.

This is what was written on the meat that was beautifully wrapped.

Selected Ingredients Meat Platter of Acleto Crowe Hereb

Helebuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!

Wait a minute!

On the boulder. Wait a minute for this! Selected Material!?

What's that? Oh, is that an ingredient?!?

Can you eat acreto crow!?

Heleb, did they hunt you?

"It's brilliant meat...... let's call it a battle"

"Pfft, I'll beat you by the time you're done with your skin. Earth's ass is mine."

"I won't let that happen! I will try to protect Master Earth's purity!

Two people on fire.

Something's not half as good as leaving it.

...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Oh, it was home.

"Come on, Master Earth! Let's go! Our battle has just begun."

What line like that cut off!?

"Ha ha! Call me back! I tell you, even if you defeat me, you're still second, third -"

So, what is it, a line like that cut off!?

You guys, that's good!

"Let me show you the true power of this Holy Skewer Exika River!

Ann's Holy Skewer Exhicariber glows.

Awesome light.

Is that a beam? Is that a beam?

"Phew! Then let me unleash my true appearance too!

Take off all the clothes you are wearing, other than the knee socks, and shine Ecclesius' groin as well. By the way, the crab miso that took me is disgusting again.

Go home now. I mean, show up at the police.

But before that overwhelming perverted force, Anne tries to break her knee.

"Ku...... what a sexy... huh!? As it is...... you will lose!

Cook.

Look, it's meat.

Hereby, I think you fell out.

"Not yet, Anne! Don't give up!

"That voice...... is it Mr. Elibel!?

There, for some reason, was a fully-equipped Elibel (bone).

"Pulu!

"Until puffy!"

I even came out to the plump (pretend toddler).

"Non too -" hehe... forget us, we're in trouble...!?

"If this store crumbles, you motherfuckers will ruin it, Kuhihi."

"These fucking oaks... let's simmer them and turn them into tons of juice, hihaha!

Until everyone in the Black Hyena Nursing Home......

And then there's the six-armed old man behind it.

"" "" Giggy! (We also have mackerel miso net tight pie goblins -)!!!!

It even came out to the goblins of mackerel miso netting tights.

This is the power of friendship......

Looks like everyone ran over to my store pinch.

Hmm? Not me, Ann's pinch?

"Stupid...... for such a rusty grilled chicken shop...... such an idiot!

Ecclesius sees us like he sees incredible things...... naked.

"But not yet! We haven't lost yet! Let's go, orcs! I'll show you our last strength!

"" "" Bufooooooooooo!!

The Orcs of the Kneesox faction strike ahead of the naked Ecclaus.

"Let's go, guys! You win, and you dedicate your victory to Master Earth!

"" Whoa, whoa, whoa!!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

The store will break. Ugh!

Cook!!!!

And then the fierce struggle between the Annes and the Ecclesius began...

"- Ha!?

Ha, and I open my eyes.

Quickly get up and look around.

I'm used to seeing it, the view of the dungeon.

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......... I had a terrible dream (out-of-the-box).