The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

Chapter 403: He was a banished fairy

  Chapter 403 He was originally an immortal

   Half an hour later, Li Yi withdrew his hands from the space on the left and right sides, and absorbed the vital yin energy of the two of them instantly with one breath.

   But Dong Yunshu and Wei Xi need at least ten days to digest, so this is the gap between Li Yi and them.

  As he said, he alone is enough to suppress the yin and yang cycles of Dong Yunshu and Wei Xi. In Acacia Sect and Huanxi Zen and other sects of practice, it is called the Tao of Quanxing, which is similar to the way of swordsmanship, and it belongs to the realm of double cultivation.

  Generally, at this state, the dual cultivation basically breaks away from physical contact, and can have **** through qi mechanism.

  Nose and breath are connected, and thoughts are united.

  This is also why there are rumors of Yeyu Hundred Girls, not by physical contact, but by sexual intercourse.

  It is very difficult to complete the cycle in a very short period of time, let alone the yin and yang double cultivation method.

  Even if the superpowers in the field of double cultivation can complete it, it is unlikely that the other half can keep up with such a fast pace, and it is even more impossible to have 100 such powerhouses.

  Double repairs have extremely high requirements for both parties, at least they must be equal.

  As a result, many similar sects derived the method of furnace cauldron. Compared with the so-called double cultivation, it is more like using the method of dual cultivation to eat people.

   It is an inevitable result for this kind of sect to go evil, and it is inevitable to die in the era of immortality.

  Of course there are exceptions to everything. There is a Hehuan sect who specializes in brothels and lives very well. They don't arrest people to use as stoves, but wait for people to come to their door.

  As long as they don't hurt people's lives and can practice, the other party has to give them spirit stones.

   Li Changsheng went there once when he traveled around the world, and had a conversation with this maverick Acacia Sect master.

  Of course he didn't spend money, and those women couldn't catch his eyes, even the charming Phoenix Flower Fairy.

   Just curious, then talk to it, this is the meaning of travel.

  Fairy Fenghua said something that Li Changsheng still remembers fresh.

   "They acted as a furnace for us, and they have to thank us."

   "As for why you didn't grab the stove, isn't it because you are here? You come and go in the world of mortals every day, and everyone in the world has become kinder."

   After talking with Li Changsheng, he realized that the Acacia Sect also has a compromise method. The magic way can also be practiced without harming others. Those who cannot be controlled are unable to practice well.

   It's just that this so-called compromise is difficult to achieve. It's like giving workers a raise and the boss makes money as well. The benefits of practicing cannibalism are a hundred times greater than the compromise, and the boss earns less with a salary increase.

   Practice slows down and earns less.

  In the final analysis, it is all human nature, and the only thing that can overcome human nature is often death.

   "It should be quiet for a few days."

   Li Yi looked at the two women meditating in the left and right spaces for a while, and seeing that there was no problem, he got up and left the small space.

  As soon as I returned to the bedroom, a quiet and sweet fragrance came to my nostrils.

   "Fairy Elder~"

  The white-haired girl was sitting on the bed in a duck position, wearing Li Yi's white T-shirt. The size was too big for her petite body, so that half of her shoulders slipped off, exposing a large piece of snow-white skin.

  The appearance and posture are completely opposite, like a pure white lotus flower, with dark glances in the starry eyes.

  The coquettish and pure intertwine, making people want blood.

   "Rabbits also need to double repair."

   "Aren't you afraid that they will come out and beat you again?"

   Li Yi twitched the corners of his mouth, Qingqiu's fox didn't understand charm like this rabbit. It is not purely charming and glamorous, but also charming in the pure, and coquettish in the holy.

  Once there is too much of a certain thing, it loses its beauty, and sometimes subtle contrasts are more likely to arouse people's desire.

   "The head of the fairy can make them unable to notice what happened here. Just now I seemed to go in with the head of the fairy, but you didn't allow it."

  The rabbit dodged to Li Yi's back, climbed onto his arms and shoulders, and breathed hot air in his ears.

  Just now, she actually wanted to follow in. Since both hands were occupied by other people, she could only reluctantly sit in the middle.

   It's a pity that Li Yi didn't let her in.

   "Don't make trouble." Li Yi slightly pushed away the delicate body that rested on his body, and the touch could be said to be broken by blowing bullets, with icy muscles and fine bones.

  He won't reject things in the boudoir, but everything must be done with style, and even more so with the occasion.

  Now that Dong Yunshu and Wei Xi are practicing inside, how decent is it for him to mess with the rabbit outside? What's more, he managed to find a balance point. He didn't want the three to live in harmony, at least not to fight as soon as they met.

   If the three of them are always at odds, Li Yi can only ask everyone to leave, and wait to see them by himself when he has time.

  This is good for everyone, so as not to fall into endless battles. The principle that seeing is not seeing is effective in many places.

  The balance point today lies in practice. As long as everyone is addicted to practice, the intensity of the struggle will be much lower.

  Maybe one day they will all figure it out and realize that practice is the grand way, and everything else is empty.

   "Don't make trouble."

"…mean"

   Taiyin Xingjun muttered for a while, although he was unwilling, he still got off Li Yi very obediently.

   And put on a set of normal clothes again, all the charm and coquettishness on the face disappeared, leaving only the clear and pure facial features.

   It is her principle to require rather than force.

   "Prince Immortal, I will give you a massage. You must be very tired from helping Sister Wei and Sister Dong to double repair recently, right? Although I can't help you make up for the loss of energy, I can make you feel better."

  Any benefit actually comes at a price, and their double cultivation benefits are actually unilaterally grabbing the essence of the immortal, which Taiyin Xingjun knew very early on.

   It's just that the immortal head has a high level of cultivation, and this loss can be made up soon. Even with frequent double cultivation, the biggest symptom is back pain.

"Very good."

   Li Yi didn't refuse, he did have a backache recently.

  Lying on the bed, the rabbit's slender fingers gently massage every inch of muscle, wisps of mana and energy enter the body, which can dredge the muscles and bones, promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, and even regulate Zhou Tian.

  Ordinary people can immediately return to their best state after being massaged in this way after their practice.

   And Tu'er's massage is far more than that simple, which incorporates many methods, medicine, alchemy, and physical training.

  A massage at the Huajing level is considered a half-magical power.

  After going back and forth for a long time, it is more effective than the practice space prepared by Li Yi.

   It's just that only rabbits in the world can enjoy this miraculous massage technique, and only Li Yi can enjoy it.

  For Li Yi, the biggest benefit of massage is comfort, which can relax the whole body and mind. As for other effects, it is useless to oneself.

   "How does the fairy feel?"

"very good."

  Li Yi narrowed his eyes, his expression was completely relaxed, as if his body and soul were soaked in the essence of heaven and earth.

   This is also his absolute trust in the rabbit. Ordinary people can't touch Li Yi's body, various acupoints, Zhou Tian, ​​and even his soul casually.

  After thousands of years of companionship, Rabbit has already known every aspect of Li Yi's coolness, from body to spirit, from daily habits to preferences.

   "Xianchang, do you want Sister Dong and Sister Wei to live in harmony?"

  Tu'er suddenly said, Li Yi opened his eyes and glanced at her from the corner of his eye, and said: "If they don't fight, I will burn incense. It doesn't matter if they live in harmony, as long as they live."

  His request has never changed, alive is the best situation.

   "The rabbit can help the fairy head." The rabbit said seriously, "Let's not talk about letting the fairy head enjoy the blessings of equal people. After all, the two sisters are human races, and the thoughts they have accepted since childhood can't be so cheap to themselves."

   "But if you just live in peace, the rabbit still has a way."

  Li Yi didn't nod immediately, but said suspiciously: "What about you? Really don't want to be like them?"

  He remembered that the rabbit was very jealous, and he remembered that he traveled to Qingqiu back then. Facing the many fox fairies, the rabbit bared his teeth the whole time, and his vigilance was immediately full.

   "The rabbit is fine as long as the head fairy is happy."

  Taiyin Xingjun's eyes moved lightly, his beautiful but not gorgeous face seemed to have a divine light, and his voice was extremely soft and melodious.

"I'm happy if the fairy is happy, and you don't need to accommodate me in this regard. The rabbit is just a demon, not a human race, and doesn't care how many women the fairy has, as long as the fairy takes care of the rabbit a little bit." .”

   "..."

  Li Yi pursed his lips, but the rabbit's attitude made him feel a little sorry.

  He sighed softly, and said: "Maybe it's my problem. When it is broken, it will be broken, and if it is not stopped, it will be chaotic."

   Taiyin Xingjun saw that there seemed to be some kind of consideration in Li Yi's eyes, and he couldn't help but feel refreshed.

   Could it be that Immortal Chief was moved by me and decided to kick other bad women away?

   As expected of me! Sure enough, being jealous is inferior, the real superior is that I just want to be good!

   "I can't abandon any of you, and I can't satisfy you. In this case, maybe we can each take a step back. Our relationship is not that close, so we will naturally leave room for each of us."

Um?

Um? ! !

  Tu'er's eyes were as wide as lanterns, and a chill rushed into his head, and he hurriedly said: "Immortal... Immortal Elder, there is no need to do this, leave it to Rabbit and I will make them get along in harmony."

  The conscience of heaven and earth, she just wants to be loved more by the immortals, not because of Wei Xi and Dong Yunshu, but because of her way of cultivation.

  The various skills Rabbit mastered were all for the sake of immortals. At first it was for self-protection, but after the filial piety deteriorated, the idea became pure.

  She just wanted the fairy to like herself, without other distracting thoughts, because she also likes the fairy.

   And what Taiyin Xingjun is most afraid of is not that Li Yi has other women, but that Li Yi is too forgetful.

  The rabbit who has been with Li Changsheng for thousands of years actually has a premonition somewhere.

  He was a banished immortal who fell into the mortal world, and will return to the sky one day.

  Without any worries in the world of mortals, it is the time when the exiled immortal ascends to heaven.

   In the last few years of Taiyin Xingjun's life, his guess was actually confirmed. At that time, the growth of Li Changsheng's cultivation almost reached an unimaginable level.

   On the day Qingxuan died, the head of the immortal enlightened overnight, and eight hundred magical powers entered the realm of transformation. With a single word, he could kill a **** of transformation, and with a single glance, he could destroy a demon saint.

  She couldn't see her on the day she died, but felt that the world was very quiet before her death, as if all the birds were in mid-air.

  The process was very long, and it gave her enough time to say goodbye.

   "Immortal... don't be like this?"

  Tu'er stopped what he was doing, and reached out to hug Li Yi with such strength that it could crack the load-bearing wall of this building.

  The Immortal Chief really did what he said, if he said "There is no need to argue, I don't want anyone", I am afraid that Taiyin Xingjun will vomit blood and die.

  She wants to monopolize the immortal, not let her husband become a monk. If you really have to choose, Taiyin Xingjun would rather accept the others.

   "When did you become so clingy?" Li Yi was a little puzzled, obviously his fear of rabbits couldn't be communicated.

  But he still comforted: "I won't ignore any of you, I just want to take a step back."

   "It's not okay to take a step back!"

  The rabbit suddenly increased its strength.

   "...Okay, okay, no more refunds, no more refunds."

"real?"

   "It's absolutely true."

   Then the rabbit made meaningless inquiries for more than ten minutes. Her sudden anxiety made Li Yi try to accommodate the other party as much as possible.

   It was midnight by the time the rabbit was completely calmed down.

  Li Yi soon fell asleep, and when he opened his eyes again to see Wei Xi pulling the rabbit off the bed, it was another frenzy.

  —————

  In the following days, the house was very lively, every day was like a world war.

  The Immortal Family has formed a multi-party faction, the Flying Generals faction, the Sword Immortal faction, the Taiyin faction, the Boy faction, and the Melon faction who come to pay respects from time to time.

  The Flying General faction with the largest number of people included Wei Xi and Bai Shi, and Bai Shi was suddenly admitted in a foolish way.

  But under Wei Xi's guidance, her cultivation has improved by leaps and bounds. In Qiong Yu's words, boars can't eat chaff, and Zhutoushi can't understand the preaching of immortals.

  The most powerful is the Sword Immortal faction, who has never lost a fight. However, due to his lack of sociability and common sense of life, he is weak in diplomacy.

  The Taiyin faction is a specialization of diplomacy, the king of weeds, and basically all factions have friendship.

  Rabbit has recently been teaching Dong Yunshu how to cook and Wei Xi how to massage, using his housekeeping skills to please both sides, and mediating conflicts from time to time.

  Of course it is inevitable to continue PUA Shiraishi.

   "Miss Baishi, you deserve better!"

  However, there is probably no one better than Li Yi in the world.

  The boy faction belongs to the fairy party, Qiong Yu will never get involved in these battles, and is absolutely loyal to the senior immortals.

   Li Yi was actually not idle.

   Facing Dong Yunshu, Li Yi would use Dao Zun to urge him to practice and point out various deficiencies. And the Sword Immortal who had a goal was also thirsty for knowledge, and kept asking Li Yi about his practice.

  Practice, talk about Tao, practice, talk about Tao...

  As if returning to the previous life, the two traveled together, and Dong Yunshu's practice besides kendo improved by leaps and bounds.

  Facing Wei Xi, Li Yi often arranges her to practice against Dong Yunshu. In order to keep them at the same level, they only practice boxing.

  The ending is naturally Dongyun Shusheng.

  Wei Xi was stimulated and worked very hard to practice.

  The two fell into practice, and Li Yi himself relaxed, and within a few days he resumed his days of drinking tea and playing mahjong.

  The fairy house is a scene of vigorous and vigorous development of all things, no quarrels, no fights, only positive practice.

  The only one who got hurt was Melon.

   After ten days, the peaceful Xianjia welcomed its first guest.

   Ding Dong.

  Qiong Yu opened the door and saw a man and a woman standing outside the door.

  A tall and burly man with a handsome and majestic face, wearing a luxurious black robe and a flat sky crown.

  The other is a woman wearing a fiery red palace dress, with a gorgeous appearance and a graceful and luxurious temperament.

  The master of Tongyou, Yuan.

  Feng clan, king of Lan.

  Yuan cupped his hands slightly and said: "I take the liberty to come to visit and ask to see Li Daoyou."

   "Come in."

  As soon as they stepped into the living room, the two realized that something was wrong with this house.

  There is a big universe inside, one step at a time.

  The unremarkable living room is divided into many spaces, in which Taoism and sword lights flicker across the sky, and two figures with big thumbs move around in the internalized space.

  A sword qi flew out, scaring King Lan subconsciously back half a step, Yuan raised his hand to smack it out.

  The tyrannical sword intent in the next second made him feel a little pain.

  What a strong sword intent!

  Boom!

  The space is broken, and two strange women with different styles suddenly appear.

  One person holds a heavenly sword, and the other holds two cylinders of yin and yang.

  Yuan and Lan were a little dumbfounded.

  Is this the fairy house? Are you not afraid of killing people if you fight with treasures?

   Li Yi lay on the sofa, scratched his butt, turned over, and continued to play his own game.

  (end of this chapter)

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