The First Evolution

After getting off the bus, a group of people entered the lobby of the hotel. They were greeted by an indescribable fresh fragrance (actually the air freshener used in the hotel). The marble underground was discernible, and even made them feel afraid to step on it.

Then came the visual impact of the six smiling girls who bowed together. Under the action of cosmetics, plastic surgery, professional suits that highlight the body and look forward and backward, and specially trained etiquette actions, the Adam's apple of the two big monsters twitched up and down at the same time, and the light in their eyes was already hot.

Men like beautiful women, and so do monsters! If you have any objection to this, you can think about why Bajie wants to marry Gao Cuilian instead of making several sows in the cave?

But the goat understood their mood very well, pulled it and whispered:

"Don't worry, brothers. Have dinner first. I'll arrange it later! It's much better than these."

Lu Li, who had always been gentle and noble, finally couldn't bear it. The deer immediately looked at the goat and smiled:

"Then it's settled. Oh, I want four! It's really not possible. Three can also be!"

Fang Linyan was also amazed when he heard this. It is said that the male deer are very powerful during estrus and will mate with at least a dozen female deer in a short time. Therefore, there has been a rumor of "sex deer" since ancient times. Lu Li also seems to have a big nature.

After entering the door, oshan stared at the huge crystal chandelier with colorful light hanging from the top for more than ten seconds. He couldn't help shaking his head and admiring to follow forward, and then followed into the elevator.

The waiters around have received very strict training and turn a blind eye to it, but they must be laughing at what the Hicks don't see.

Soon, everyone arrived at the cafeteria on the top floor. Fang Linyan must have booked the position through the church. It must be the top VIP box. Leather sofa and private bathroom are standard..

As far as the current power of the church in Greece is concerned, they can do what the Greek mayor can do, and they can easily do what the Greek mayor can't do!

After entering the box, even Fang Linyan was stunned.

There are only four ornate chairs in a large box that can seat at least 20 people. The circular giant glass table in front of us has at least ten square meters, and the central area of the table has created a colorful flower cluster.

At this time, the waiter next to him pressed the switch, and after the huge curtain fell to the ground, all the gorgeous lights of the city were at his feet, like a dream, and the sea in the distance was turbulent and magnificent. Fang Linyan was impressed by such scenery.

Man, it's like the feeling of being king in the world.

The scene that can touch the local residents, Fang Linyan, must have touched the soul of the two monsters. Oshan half opened his mouth and murmured:

"Grandma, is this the case with the Western Paradise?"

Lu Li is a little polite, but repeatedly emphasizes four words:

"Heavenly palace, heavenly palace......"

At this time, the goat looked around and said directly to the waiter nearby:

"You go out and we won't come in without a summons."

There were a full dozen dedicated waiters in the big box. Of course, they must give priority to the guests' requirements, so they all bowed slightly and then all withdrew.

Lu Li and Ou Sihan greedily looked at the gorgeous night scene outside the window and even held their breath. In their subconscious mind, they even felt that they were in a dream or a dreamland, so they could see such magnificent, powerful and gorgeous beauty

Therefore, they even deliberately put the sound of breathing very light, lest they make a louder sound and wake up the dream, and they will never come back here in this life.

It took more than ten minutes for oshan to spit out his airway:

"The kingdom of God is really... Really..."

At this time, he needed a word to accurately describe his mood, but he didn't read enough books, and he couldn't even make a sound.

Lu Li sighed:

"It's a pity to die to see such a scene."

At this moment, even the goat was a little hungry, so he and Fang Linyan went directly to the lobby to get food. Five minutes later, the two demons came back numbly with two large plates piled up.

"There are seven or eight ways to make chickens!"

Ou Sihan, who likes chicken best, murmured like Sister Xianglin.

Lu Li was also stunned:

"I've never seen so many fruits in my life!"

The most luxurious dining place in their impression is the four storey wooden building called taibaige. Among the dishes reported by the little second brother, there are chicken, fish and pig elbow, which is already a top-level dish.

Ou Sihan is very clear that even if a big landlord with thousands of land wants to eat meat, it is usually only on the first and fifteenth days of the first day of the lunar new year, because only at this time can meat be sold in the big episode.

If you want to entertain guests at ordinary times, it's a farmhouse dish, and an extra tofu is a hospitality dish. Therefore, the polite words in rural areas are:

Did you eat? Didn't eat. Go to my place to catch a tofu meal.

Of course, the big landlords also have chickens and pigs, so they can kill their own meat to eat. However, in that environment, although there are many underdeveloped supporting equipment and low production, there is no surplus food if you want to feed livestock on a large scale.

Even if someone really wants to do large-scale breeding, the cruel reality teaches him to be a man every minute. There has long been a saying in the countryside that those with wealth and hair do not count.

In modern society, the spread of chicken plague and classical swine fever in farms will greatly damage the vitality, not to mention traveling to the west? The large-scale breeding, which cost a lot of money, killed all the livestock in three days together with the plague.

As for Taoism, magical powers There has never been a Taoist expert to develop relevant veterinary products. It's too late to refine pills! And let me study the business of serving animals? Believe it or not?

In this case, the two demons came to the dining area in the lobby of the buffet and looked at those exquisite plates, lamps emitting light everywhere. All kinds of dishes with good color, smell and fragrance were placed around you. You can use them, and all kinds of strange fragrance were smelled in your nose It's a dream, not even a beautiful scene.

Next, of course, is the time to eat. Oshan's plate is full of cold chicken, roast chicken, grilled chicken, mushroom stewed chicken, barbecue chicken skin, palm treasure, marinated chicken claws, Orleans roast wings It looks like it's on a chicken.

Lu Li, on the other hand, was much more reserved. At the beginning, he still maintained the attitude of tasting and stopping until he saw the litchi stacked next to him, and his eyes lit up immediately.

Litchi was a rare thing at that time. The poem "when you ride the concubine of the world of mortals to laugh, no one knows it's litchi". Unless it's in the country of origin, you have to eat fresh litchi, which must be the identity of the emperor's concubine.

And it's only transported to Chang'an. Lu Li, Ou Sihan and others / demons usually mix in arid desert areas such as Chechi country in the western regions. Therefore, even the famous big monster has only eaten two or three times in his life, and can only share one with others.

Lu Li never dreamed that he could eat lychees to the full in a certain place. If he talked about this topic with other monsters, others would look at him contemptuously. There was only one meaning in his eyes:

"You're thinking of farting!"

In this case, Lu Li ran three times in a row and ate four plates of lychees before he was relieved. Fang Linyan immediately called a waiter to help him peel the shell.

After discovering this, oshan immediately learned from himself and called two waiters, one to help remove the bone from the chicken claw and the other to peel the shrimp for him.

Wait, why shrimp? Because oshan eats too much chicken, he feels a little sick When Lu Ligan entered the four plates of litchi, the guy ate more than ten plates of chicken.

At first, oshan was afraid that eating too much would cost "brother Xie" too much, but later it was heard that the restaurant was actually calculated according to the head, no matter how much it was, it was a price.

Oshan was stunned again! (it's the nth time I've been shocked since I came here). It seems that the boss of the divine world is not smart. Why do you eat more and eat less? what? Even the wine you drink is the same! Aren't all your pants going to lose?

Not only that, but also Lu Li:

"What, isn't this a la carte? The money is calculated according to the head. No, no, there are so many strange and delicious food. I happen to eat too many litchi. I have to change my taste."

As the two monsters became familiar with the cafeteria, they could also feel that they were surrounded by a group of weak broilers (there were also a lot of waste in the divine world), so their mentality began to change rapidly, so they began to eat in large quantities.

When the waiter nearby brought several drinks with a smile and invited the VIP to have a try, Chechi Hebe and Chechi Ella immediately brightened their eyes and opened the door to a new world.

When oshan tried the chocolate fountain and ice cream hotpot next to him, he felt sorry to meet each other. Only then did he know that there was such delicious food in the world.

In fact, the buffet also noticed two big stomach kings in the VIP room, so they reported to the above. Although the boss here is not a believer, he knows how terrible the energy of the person who calls him to locate the son is.

So he immediately issued a strict order and told the waiter inside to meet all reasonable requirements of the four distinguished guests. Of course, unreasonable ones must also be met!

Therefore, this one of the best high-end cafeteria was open until 2 a.m. that night, and it was over opened for four hours before it was officially closed.

At this time, Ou Sihan and Lu Li were full of wine and food. They collapsed on the chair in the nearby reception room and fell asleep. One tiger and one deer snored like thunder.

Fortunately, both guys are big monsters. They have profound Taoism and won't show their original shape after getting drunk Then, as it is written in the journey to the West: the Yellow robed monster directly caught a maid to eat raw food.

After all, Fang Linyan thinks it's good for them to hold back and not vomit. They shouldn't have an appetite for raw human flesh.

Obviously, the program arranged by the goat in the evening has failed. Fortunately, the two demons will not leave immediately. It is expected to take at least two weeks to let them be corroded by the sugar coated shells of capitalism.

At this time, it's unrealistic for Chechi Hebe and Chechi Ella to move to the hotel. Fang Linyan called Evelina directly and arranged the presidential suite of the five-star hotel in the building ten minutes later.

Evelina's mind is also very delicate. After hearing that the guests were drunk, she also transferred four Temple deacons who are familiar with "supernatural abilities" to serve the distinguished guests.

The next day, the two demons of Che Chi country didn't get up until noon. They just felt refreshed. The goat arranged for them to go to massage sauna and wash their feet.

As a result, both Lu Li and Ou Sihan felt uncomfortable after taking a bath. At this time, the goat said curiously:

"What's the matter with you two? Is there something wrong with the hospitality?"

Lu Li hurriedly said:

"No, No."

Oshan held it for a while, and then said with some embarrassment:

"In fact, it's like this. After our monsters change into human form, it's just the appearance. The real physical feeling is fed back by the original body. Soaking and rubbing in your bathhouse can't help anything. On the contrary, even the original body is beginning to itch."

"It's just that if we show the prototype here, we'll have a lot of trouble? So find a place where there's no one and let's go for a dip."

After hearing this, the goat suddenly realized and said with a laugh:

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. As long as the two brothers don't hurt people and don't talk after showing the prototype, it's no big deal."

Lu Liqi Road:

"It should be OK for me to have a prototype, but this guy has a prototype. I'm afraid he's in big trouble."

Lu Li's words were also right, and the experience of these two big demons in the western world is the same, especially Ou Sihan. When ordinary people see it, they either cry and run away, or tremble to get things like dung fork, hoe and so on

The goat snapped its fingers and said:

"It doesn't matter. I'll ask first."

After making a few phone calls, he quickly contacted a high-end pet club and explained the situation one by one. Unexpectedly, the other side agreed, and then quickly quoted a price and told them to go there.

Lu Li and Ou Sihan were vaguely pulled to the high-end pet club by the goat. Of course, they had recovered the demon body in advance before they arrived, and the goat had made a good agreement with them (mainly Ou Sihan). They may have to cooperate with them to do a few actions that are mentally retarded.

Oshan said that as long as someone can take good care of himself to take a bath, even if he has a hair in public, he has not been taken a bath in his life! (animal body)

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