The First Family of Tang Dynasty

　　 Cheng Chubi looked at the flying crow with a bewildered look, and then at the grimacing General Li.

The adjective 　　 is very fat, I am afraid it has something to do with eating. Big brother, wouldn't you be able to drool even when you see a crow? How hungry is that?

　　 "Guest brother, can you stop making trouble, drink your wine quickly, you will be able to dance swords and swords at my house, and then play the bow and arrow stuff outside the city."

　　 Cheng Yaojin was unhappy, and waved his hand in disgust.

　　 "Otherwise, for something that is not a thing, I will ask your majesty to cry and tell me that Lao Cheng bullied him."

　　 These words made several big guys laugh happily, but Niu Jinda, a real man, got up and dragged Li Keshi back to persuade him.

　　 "Senior Kee, sit down quickly, and you can put that poor thing alive. It won't be two or two meats after you get it, and it's not enough for a bite."

　　 "Never mind, let me give you a way out today."

　　 Although Li Keshi was a little unhappy, he still sat back in anguish after all, picked up the wine glass and poured it into his mouth. He sighed for a long time after winking his eyebrows.

　　 Then continue to deal with the delicious food on the case, and even praised it.

　　 "Second brother, this Uncle Li, shouldn't you have any deep hatred with the birds?" Cheng Chubi asked curiously in a low voice.

　　 "Hehe... You have amnesia, your third brother, you are named Li Niaothief, but everyone in Chang'an knows that no one knows."

　　 Before Cheng Chuliang had time to speak, the eldest brother was happy.

　　 "Li Bird Thief?" Cheng Chubi was immediately stunned. Seeing that this Uncle Li has neither a hooked nose nor an eagle-eyed look, how could he have such a derogatory nickname.

　　"This Uncle Li is the younger brother of *Guo Gong Li Jing. He is addicted to birds like his life, and his favorite thing to do is to fight and eat birds.

　　 Birds around Chang'an City, I don’t know how many died under his arrow.

　　 He harmed the surrounding area of ​​Chang'an so much that the birds recognized him, but wherever he went, the birds flew around like a bombed nest.

　　 Therefore, the people of Chang'an privately gave him the name Bird Thief. If you don’t believe me, ask Brother Li..."

　　 Li Niaothief’s youngest son, Li Qi, had a dark face, but Boss Cheng, who was as strong as a cow, was telling the truth again. He could only snorted and turned his face away, and didn't care about Tie Han.

　　 "..." Cheng Chubi really didn't know that there was such a weird number one person in the famous general of Tang Dynasty.

　　 The second brother poured a cup of secret three-leaf milk happily, and talked about an interesting incident about the Li Niao thief that happened in Chengfu.

　　 It was an unforgettable winter night for the old neighbors around Lu Guo Gong's residence.

　　 That night, Cheng's Mansion was hosting a family banquet, and the nobles of the Great Tang were filled with the secret three-leaf paste made by Cheng's Mansion.

　　 began various shouting competitions. The problem is that if you are more skilled, you will be more skilled.

　　 There is a saying even if you dance with swords and swords, but in the middle of the night, drinking more than archery and shooting birds mean?

　　 Several feather arrows were stuck on the roof of the neighbor's study, for fear that the neighbor who was studying military books at night would frighten Mao, and thought that there was an enemy murderer.

　　 With fright, a family of young and old jumped up and down for a long time before they knew what was going on. The neighbors who got offended were directly unhappy.

　　 Bringing a ticket to the guardian Ding came over to theorize on the spot, both sides were not very sensible, and they greeted each other's women in the other's home the first time.

　　 So, at the door of Lao Cheng's house, a fist-to-fight conflict occurred, which led to the emergency dispatch of the Chang'an County officer and Jin Wuwei.

　　 Cheng Bully, the banquet sponsor and the two archery contest participants, Li Bird Thief and Li Ji, were severely reprimanded by the angry majesty.

　　 fined three people for one year's salary, and apologized to the victims, after all, no similar accident happened again.

　　This neighbor is Hou, the black dog who is remembered by the old Cheng family every day...

　　 Looking at the eldest and second elder brothers who laughed happily at home, as well as a dignified son, Cheng Chubi was not well. What about the rigorous family style?

　　What the **** all these guys have laughed, their own ugliness, they also show off so beautifully, what am I...

　　 I thought that the eldest brother and the second elder brother are real, but now it seems that they are just two irony. Look, this is the end of the lack of nine-year compulsory education.

　　 looked at the pro-daddy who stood on top of the main seat, drank happily, and wowed with a vote of rough masters for three more cups.

　　 Cheng Chubi suddenly felt that the burden on his shoulders sank, such an unreliable father and brother who were just like the eldest brother and second brother who had been copied and pasted.

　　 It seems that the burden of educating the three younger brothers to become smart and outstanding, I am afraid that I can't count on these three.

　　 San Le Jiang, it was painful when I first drank it, but after I drank it smoothly, I actually felt that the more I drank it, the more fragrant I drank.

　　 It seems that the taste of wine is weak and not intoxicating. In fact, after drinking a few more glasses, the stamina of the cotton length is full. Li Ke and Fang Jun, the two unlucky children, are examples.

　　 The famous Grand Tang generals at the banquet drank so much, eating and drinking while recalling the past.

　　 talked about murderous fun things, and talked about the story of beheading the flag.

　　 To tear down each other, laughing and joking, extraordinarily joyful, this is the comradeship of pure men and rough men.

　　 I can see Cheng Chubi, the only calm person in the hall, very embarrassed.

　　 It is also a rare honor to be able to see the other side of these famous historical figures.

　　 Above, the big guys seem to dislike the sound of only drinking and eating meat and chatting, which is not lively enough.

　　 Cheng Yaojin thought he was right, and yelled. Soon, four fully armed generals rushed in with horizontal swords, and Cheng Chubi shivered with fright.

　　 Then I saw that the four of them didn't cut the big guys present to the ground~www.wuxiahere.com~ but started to stand in the hall and started humming haha...

　　 Although this ancient war dance is very stiff, it makes people feel like a group of soldiers practicing fighting.

　　 But every movement is full of strength, and the screaming and screaming between the chops and slashes make people excited.

　　 The older generation can still sit and caress their beards and admire, and a bunch of young people are even more applauded.

　　 This kind of war dance, which is very pure and straight, makes Cheng Chubi also passionate and applauded.

　　Only Qin Li, who was only eight years old, seemed not to be interested in this stuff. Such a lively scene actually yawned...

　　 A passionate war dance stirred up the atmosphere of the family banquet. Then, a group of young people also jumped out to dance swords and fists to the elders.

　　 I have to say that the two sons of Li Ji's family look like his father. They are both heroic and martial artists. They dance swords. They are more artistic and choreographed than the war dances of the four rough men from the old Cheng family.

　　 When the two brothers finished the sword dance drippingly, there was a cheering and applause in the hall, which made the dad Li Ji even more face, stroking the long beard Hahalang and laughed.

　　 "Well, these two rebels, with this ability, made everyone laugh..."

　　'S words directly displeased several famous Datang generals present. Yuchigong took a sip of three-leaf pulp and curled his lips disapprovingly.

　　 "What's so good about dancing sword, but it's not really good, Baolin, Baoqing, you guys, come here, let everyone see what a pure man's game is."

Hearing this call, Cheng Chubi saw that the black tower twins, who couldn't tell who was the boss and who was the second child, jumped up in excitement. After looking at each other and smiling, they unanimously pulled their clothes to each other. tear.

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