The First “Soft Chinese Paper” In the Interstellar!

The space jump requires meticulous and precise calculations and a feasible and stable environment to achieve. The unknown of the universe far exceeds the wisdom of human beings. Even with the advanced technology, the universe still controls the pace of human beings.

But at this moment, no one cares too much about the consequences of the emergency opening of the space jump, because behind them, there is a planet of explosion and fusion, with an angry mouth, it will devour them all!

"Why..." Wu Bubu couldn't understand what was going on. Xiu Yin pressed him into the nearest safe compartment and smashed her fist on the closed bulkhead, causing Wu Bubu's knuckles to hurt.

For the first time, he no longer thinks it's excusable to be powerless, and he doesn't think it's easy and happy to just follow in the footsteps of others.

A huge wave of energy devours everything it can reach...

Before the interstellar alliance united the Gregorian calendar, human history could only be described as chaos. The war between human beings, who were degraded in evolution, and the unknown creatures in the universe, the orcs, has lasted for hundreds of millions of years. After many devastating battles, the two sides entered The vicious circle of long-term and long-term battles.

The desire for resources and survival sovereignty is a common desire of different races.

The Batur Star Wars, which caused the complete destruction of the third galaxy most suitable for human survival, catalyzed the advance of human brains and physiques, but caused the decline of reproductive ability. The genocide crisis played a huge cohesive force. The three major forces with huge differences put down the long-term estrangement and reached a peace treaty.

The Sloan Republic with constant multi-party competition and the strongest army, the Syr Federation with developed humanities and technology but the whole people believe in the **** of the universe, and the Ashi Empire, a prosperous merchant country following the ancient monarchy, before the huge common crisis, the three major forces, Diluted the contradictions, put on the mask of the Peacemaker, and established the Interstellar Alliance before the Orc Galaxies attacked.

In 2000 of the Gregorian calendar, the Ashi Empire, which opened all the business ways, the Saier Federation with the most developed medical capabilities, and Sloan, who created the most battlefield myths, joined forces to drive the orcs back to the distant galaxy. Humans cheered.

In 575 of the joint Gregorian calendar, the Interstellar Alliance received an unprecedented large-scale counterattack from the Orc Galaxy. In 576, the first general of the alliance, Saravi Lan Diris, died in battle, and in 590, the fourteen-year-old Luoyankel Lan was killed. . Diris, the first battle...

Wu Bubu put down his arm, and the light screen of the built-in terminal on his arm automatically dimmed. This brief history of the Interstellar Alliance was not a task for Wu Bubu, but he unconsciously watched it over and over again.

"I can't believe that the pervert is 18 years old like me." Wu Bubu muttered to himself in the empty dormitory, and he didn't find any valuable information, which made him feel unhappy.

"Oh!" Wu Bubu exclaimed bitterly, "Hey, don't you jump up all the time! Those guys in politics should let you learn this **** etiquette!"

Wu Bubu felt that he was really abnormal. He even complained to a mechanical cat that couldn't speak human language!

But Embu will officially return to the team tomorrow. This arrogant big cat is left unattended. As a roommate, he can only try his best to keep this self-confident pet in sight. After all, in Luoyankel Without further accurate information, the rest of the team has no intention of taking care of a pet, or a newcomer like him.

"Hey! Come on down! You fat cat! Hmm!" Wu Bu has always been very fond of intelligent machines, but he just doesn't match up with this guy.

"Okay! I get it! I'll start to memorize it now!" Wu couldn't help but push away the hundred that was pressing on his chest, raised his arm, and called out his task: the alliance banquet etiquette tutorial.

I have said the greetings beginning with f no less than ten times in my heart. After the emergency space jump two days ago, the Sloan military personnel who went to negotiate were killed by the planetary explosion, and Luo Yankel's disappearance. , put the entire army into a low pressure, and all relevant information was blocked. Compared with his dazedness, the other members of the team were more anxious, especially Dem, who successfully escaped the disaster. Obviously, most of the responsibility is attributed to himself. He was incompetent, and just when he didn't know how to react, people from the government and government departments came to him.

The unsmiling stranger started with the ridiculous saying "As a member of the Sloan Republic, you will be honored to be invited to the Union Banquet", and he talked at length about the relationship between personal honor and the rise and fall of the country.

It made him, who had just finished the immunization experiment, nauseous.

Dem, who was in a bad mood because of Royankel's disappearance, rescued him on the grounds of training.

In the end, it was because of Major General Xiu Yin's words, "There may be the number one mechanic in the alliance present at the banquet", which moved him.

So, this hellish etiquette explanation became another task outside of his training and experimentation.

As for the alliance banquet that the three major forces of the interstellar will be invited to attend, Wu Bu has already marked a big show in his heart.

The difficult words made Wu Bubu miserable, and he subconsciously called up the news about Resource Star without scanning two lines.

The decadent planet in the stereoscopic image has lost nearly one-third of its volume. The broken stars are scattered, and the huge gap is like the giant claws of the orcs, silently shouting the cheers of the defeated.

"Hey, you said he wouldn't disappear so easily, right?" Such a sentence suddenly popped up in Wu Bubu's bewildered consciousness.

Hundred, who was beside the bed, raised his head from his front paws and glanced at Wu Bubu, who was not sleeping well. With a twinkle in his eyes, the lights in the dormitory dimmed.

Three days later, Wu Bubu looked up at the most luxurious banquet hall on Gepu Harbor Planet.

"Wu, are you okay?"

"Uh, it's okay." Wu Bu Bu repeatedly adjusted his straight collar with an unbearable expression on his face, but in the face of Major Hayward's friendly greetings, he still endured his complaints.

"You're very handsome today, it would be better if you didn't frown so much."

"I'll try my best." Wu Bu couldn't miss the convenient military uniform, which was much more comfortable than the so-called "dedicated formal clothing".

"I think it's not just the expression, but this thin figure is also a problem." The sarcasm of the blonde Philot followed, but Wu Bubu didn't feel any malice.

"Yo, little guy, are you an adult? Did your parents allow you to attend this kind of adult banquet?" Wu Bubu shot back.

"Humph! Don't think that you are a little bit nice to you, you can call others a little guy! There is no one more worthy of this name except you!" Philot put a hand on Mintor's shoulder. , deliberately raised the sight to highlight Wu Bu's "smallness".

"He likes to provoke troubles, he is a typical child. Didn't you notice the expression on Lieutenant Colonel Mintor who wanted to draw a line with you?" Wu could not sow discord.

In his opinion, bickering and quarreling with these people who have blood on the battlefield is more interesting than smirking with those boring politicians.

Unfortunately, the time to start the banquet is always coming. The huge venue is filled with various hair colors and tall bodies. Wu Bu, who has black hair, black eyes and a "short" stature, has become the focus from the moment he stepped into the venue.

When the host on the stage saw Wu Bubu, his eyes lit up and went straight to him.

Originally, I just planned to find Major General Xiu Yin, and then look for a chance to meet the legendary mechanic master, but was inexplicably pulled to the stage.

shit!

The lights and different eyes hit his face, making Wu Bubu nervous, and desperately winking at the excited host.

Hai Yeh, who was under the stage, frowned deeply, but on this occasion, there was no way to clear the siege.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the annual Union Banquet is about to begin. As the host, His Excellency President Dioclete will introduce a special person to you on behalf of the Sloan Republic..."

"...Hey! What's going on?! Why didn't we know that the rest of us, Ashi, were present?! What does this mean, Your Excellency?! Who is he?" An angry voice burst out from a commotion.

Wu Bubu, who was also angry, followed the voice and looked at a fat man in a gorgeous black coat, panting to protest to His Excellency the President on the stage, as if offended by some rude behavior.

The Host was obviously prepared in advance, and with a secret gesture, someone in the crowd stepped forward to stop the noble representative of Ashi, "Uh, this... please be patient, I will introduce to you, this Wu Buzhong The soldier is a soldier belonging to the special fleet of the Sloan Republic. Of course, because of his special talent, he will also serve as our diplomatic ambassador for Sloan. Let us welcome the President with warm applause to present the badge of honor to our new ambassador!"

Wu couldn't hold back his anger. Although he didn't understand the direction of the situation, he was definitely being used!

His Excellency the President was unusually young and smiled just right. He stepped forward to shake hands with Wu Bubu, who put one hand in his pocket and the other into the palm of his hand.

"Salute to you." Wu Bu smiled hypocritically, never wanting to hold the hand that made him disgusting, watching His Excellency the President took the champagne and drank it with ease, without being disturbed, and greeted the group in his heart. All collateral immediate family members of the politician.

"Let's give our warm applause to our new hope, Sergeant Wu Bu, he is not only a very talented fighter pilot, but also a super rare breeder who is favored by the **** of the universe! It is the **** of the universe who gave him in the war The revelation of mankind, our era will come, and foreign enemies will perish!

Fuck! Can anyone tell him what the **** is going on? ! What kind of cult organization has he been tricked into?

It's all absurdly ridiculous!

The noble representatives of Aristotle under the stage were the most excited, "What a joke! How could our rare breeder of Aristotle join Sloan's army?"

"Of course, we have investigated very clearly that Sergeant Wu Bubui does not belong to the royal family of the Ashi Empire, nor has he registered Ashi's citizenship, so out of Sergeant Wu's willingness, of course we selflessly accept those with good intentions."

"Today is a day worth celebrating. Please continue to unite together, expel foreign enemies together, and let the glorious history of mankind continue to be written forever! Respect the God of the Universe! Respect the Alliance Era!"

Raising a glass and celebrating together was too contrived in Wu Bu's opinion. In the midst of everyone's discussion and toasting, Wu Buren was about to step off the stage.

He's leaving this crazy place! Introduce him like a prolific sow! Damn it!

Is this politics? What kind of banquet can be held in such a pretentious manner when countless soldiers may be sacrificed every day!

"Oh, can I have the honor to invite you to the first opening dance? My angel of purity."

"Huh?!" Wu Bubu was scorched all over by this disgusting name and request!

"I'm Seymour Sell of the Sell Federation, can I ask you to dance? You are a miracle rewarded by the God of the Universe!"

Wu Bubu looked at this "crazy man" with a good-looking appearance and a pious expression under the stage, and it took a lot of strength to control it and not burst out laughing!

"No, he won't dance with you!" An icy voice separated the crowd automatically.

Seeing the figure walking straight towards him, Wu Bu Bu ignored the louder sounds of surprise around him, and stared blankly at Luo Yankee approaching him, his heartbeat accelerated a little uncontrollably: perverts really aren't that easy to hang up. !