The God Of All Gods: Choose Azure Dragon For The Start

In the summer of 8977 in the continental calendar of Erenoya, it is located in a village on the border of the Republic of Chignas in the northwest of the mainland.

A young girl with two pigtails was sitting on the grass by the river outside the village, her dark blue eyes gleaming, and her light purple hair gleaming in the sun.

She has baby fat on her snow-white face. It's so cute that it makes people want to kiss her when she sees it. It's just that the grass dangling from her mouth and the unhappy expression on her face ruined the girl's image.

"Let's play with Tina" a blue-haired boy ran over and said happily to the girl. The boy has dark blue hair and blue eyes.

"Is the thing in your hand given by Saben Uncle?" The girl looked at the wooden sword in the boy's hand and said, then glanced at the boy's face, "Damn~~ your face should be daddy's, daddy voted Miscarried" she thought bitterly.

That's right, she is Wang Jie, her current name is Tina Arges, and her Big Brother is Dean Arges. She has been raised by the swordsman Sabine.

She should be called Tina now. She has lived in this world very close to the Middle Ages. She has been living for three years. She and Big Brother are twins. Twins are very rare in this world. None of them.

The two brothers and sisters are completely different in length. What they have in common is that they have red birthmarks on the backs of their hands. Big Brother is on the right hand and Little Sister is on the left.

"The damn girl, let me wear better when I cross, at least I can wear it as a fascinating handsome guy, and then I can shake the body with the protagonist's halo like in the novel, and the money will roll in. By the way Soak up all the beauties in the world~~ Then is the beginning of the evil ** legend." Tina began to YY.

In fact, when Tina first came to this world for a few months, she thought that this was traversal, and she began to organize the future. Through the knowledge she found on the Internet, the benefits of traversal were compiled.

Benefits of crossing: The least depressing crossing is to take away own house and friends. The easiest crossing is to wear the soul (the detachment without even the body), and the one with the body is enough to bring the body clothes.

As for fetal wear, parents and brothers are readily available. Let’s see if we move in reality, we need transportation, passport, housing agency to change clothes, firewood, rice, oil, salt, or even change of partner and house because of the move...everyone wears it, everything will be solved.

As a result, Tina walked through: a swordsman Saben... a cheap Big Brother (3 years old)... Dad went to a far place (Saben said)... Mom went to a far place (Saben said of).

House? No, furniture? No, servant? No, the three of them are still wandering around... and being chased all day long, Tina slammed into the wall sadly...

So our Tina found that traversing was not good, and started to think of a solution, and quickly thought about the solutions that were previously seen on the Internet after the traversal was not good. Here are Tina’s thoughts:

If you are not beautiful enough, but you have a good figure... (Wang Jie is not handsome, the figure is even worse)

If you are not handsome enough, but have a gentle and beautiful partner... (Wang Jie is an old virgin, never talked about a girlfriend, let alone gentle and beautiful)

But the bad luck is-Wang Jie wore it...

Then I found out that I was transgender...

Usually the protagonists will sigh faintly, the dead are like a husband, and will not give up day and night...

Then I thank TV, MTV, and thank the audience for giving me a chance to be a new person, Mom and Dad Big Brother Big Brother Big sis Little Brother Little Sister dear (seems not)...I will be happy! ! !

Then Hua Huali joined in a series of projects that are beyond the reach of normal humans, such as unifying the country, establishing sex, breaking straight, recreating Brokeback Mountain, etc.

Tina is a normal person. As a normal person, if she wakes up in the morning and finds that the important parts of her body are gone and will change her own life, she will find a way to change it back. But this is the Middle Ages, and there is no such thing as sex reassignment surgery. It’s not unreasonable for Tina to have a headache. She used to read traverse texts on the Internet and read it very enjoyable. She also had sex by herself. Now she realized how cruel reality is. If you want to live well in this world, the first thing is language and technology. .

First of all, Comrade Tina deliberately ignores the fact that the class comrades who have passed through before are rich daughters, that is, the fact that rich people in many novels are not people, at least not people on this earth. No matter how deliberately ignoring that even the elites who have passed through the fetus have earned the condition that they must be doubled in the next life, Tina finally feels that she can live happily in this world after the traversal.

But she has no way to deny that the other traversers are all princes and generals-very-there is such a kind of kind, a powerful person is not done by the good homework of his parents' education, but the fact that he was very strong in his previous life. , Tina had to tears.

Tina would like to know what will happen to those who are as wrong as herself! ! Since it’s impossible for all those from the Chinese department to become writers, and those from the Department of Mathematics may not be able to engage in missiles, and those from the Department of Computer Science and Western Medicine...Well, if you let a person with plain English go to Zimbabwe to engage in politics, you are too idle. Is it long? ! ! !

Looking through the novels in the past, the senior engineers who master the current technology go to the cave to promote how labor-saving computer computing is, so that technology can be directly transformed into productivity, and the president can become a knight without a teacher. crazy?

People who have simple language knowledge also understand that Confucius cannot understand Zhou Gong's words. When we go back to the Republic of China, the difference between classical Chinese and vernacular makes it difficult for people to understand slogans, let alone dialects. Are all transversal superhuman beings?

So Tina had to start learning again. The language of another world was neither Chinese nor English, and the characters she wrote were very strange. When Tina was learning to write, she found that what she wrote was almost like a ghost drawing in comparison with Chinese.

Tina's technology level is even worse. In her previous life, she studied surgery, secondary medicine, and surgery although good, but in the conversation with Saben, Tina discovered that there is a magical thing in this world, and There are also heaven-defying things like bright magic, surgeons and other professions have all become unpopular professions.

In fact, Tina really wants to know what the light magic is, broken bones! Sword thorn! Knife slash! Axe! All can be cured, and there are no side effects at all, ah! Not without it, there are relatively few magicians in this world, and the healing costs of light magic are quite high.

Generally, the poor are injured by looking for a pharmacist to buy some medicine for treatment. There are indeed many herbs in this world, but people in this world rarely get sick. To be precise, Tina has never seen anyone caught a cold in this world.

In the past, everyone on the earth would be caught by a cold master who was directly obliterated in the air, and the people here can generally live to 100 years old. I have to sigh how important a low-carbon life and caring for the environment are to human life. .

Tina feels that since she doesn't have technology, she should rely on her ability to speak. So she gets up every day to run, push-ups, exercise, and refresh her previous medical knowledge by the way. The children were originally meant to play, but for a person who has played for so many years in his previous life, it is really not fun to play with the group of children in another world who has no computer, no Internet, and no money.

In addition to exercising on her own, she also pulled the cheap Big Brother together.

"Big Brother, let's exercise together" Tina said

"No, you are not fun" Dean obviously won't buy it

"Didn't you say you want to protect me? How do you protect people when you are so weak?" Tina pinched her thigh, Tina said to Dean with tears in her tears.

"Tina, don't cry, I must train myself very strong, and then protect you" Dean raised his head and chested out to make a look like I don't enter The Underworld and whoever enters The Underworld.

Sure enough, no Big Brother can stop a girl’s tearful prayers. Dean has been very sad and urged to accompany Tina to exercise every day.

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