The Greatest Showman

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Drums sounded, and the audience was boiling.

The host, riky-gervais, made his debut, and everyone turned to look at the stage, welcoming the host with applause.

Ricky walked onto the stage with a smile on his face and nodded to the audience under the stage. Interestingly, there was a glass of beer on the host stage, Ricky stepped forward, picked up the beer mug, took a sip, and then showed a satisfied smile, "Hello everyone, welcome to the 68th Golden Ball. The awards show, which we'll be streaming live at the Beverly Hills Hilton in Los Angeles, is going to be a night of parties and drunkenness tonight."

There were low cheers from the scene, and Ricky nodded in agreement, "Of course, this is as simple as a breakfast for Charlie-sh (harlie-sh)."

No wonder, no wonder Ricky put a glass of beer on the table to make fun of Charlie. Recently, Charlie's negative news has been one after another, and the level of explosiveness is really eye-catching, and the paparazzi are a little too busy. Charlie was absent from the awards ceremony tonight.

"Let's make it clear." Ricky put on a serious posture and began to ramble about the recent negative news, "He found a porn star, paid her to accompany him to dinner, and introduced her to her. For your ex-wife, can you imagine?" Ricky showed a mocking smile and interacted with the audience.

The audience at the last party burst into laughter. It was the audience seat that the organizer opened to avoid the cold scene. However, Renly looked around him, and everyone's expressions were a little indifferent, and they didn't respond much to Ricky's joke. .

Ricky shrugged, expressing his helplessness. "Then they went to the hotel, got drunk, took off their clothes, made a mess of the place, and locked the girl in the closet. Also, it was Monday. If it's New Year's Eve, he really doesn't know what he'll do."

The laughter was a little dry. Everyone can hear Ricky's jokes and grooves, but they are too superfluous and become personal attacks. The really smart host stopped at the first sentence of "Breakfast" and clicked until he reached it. And tacitly, this effect is the best.

Renly felt an absurd sense of hilarity. Ricky was a well-known British comedian whose humour would be a hit in the UK, but in the US... a little less politically correct. Renly thinks tonight's Ballon d'Or should be fun.

Sure enough, Ricky went on to say, "This year is a big year for 3D movies, there's 'Toy Story', there's 'Despicable Me,' there's 'Tron,' so many 3D movies. It looks like all the movies this year are 3D, except for 'Deadly Companion'." After saying this, the atmosphere at the scene was a little slow, and it took a half a beat before he laughed, Ricky shook his head and showed an apologetic smile, "Tell this joke, I also feel bad. I admit, I just want to go with the flow, but I haven't seen 'Deadly Companion' at all, and of course, no one has."

car accident scene.

This was the only thought in Renly's head right now. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see Angelina Jolie in Brad Pitt's arms, her expression a little stiff.

The cameraman standing next to the round table was originally always ready to switch the camera to the guest seat to capture the reaction of the guests, which is also the most wanted picture by TV audiences; but now, they are standing there motionless. , the atmosphere in the guest seats on the first floor was really terrible, almost no one dared to speak, let alone smile.

This deadly low air pressure, and the laughter of the audience coming from the rear, formed a clear gap. Renly exchanged glances with Ryan and Jennifer, and found that they were all holding back their laughter.

"But, but this movie must be good, because it's nominated. Shut up, okay?" Ricky tried to keep the joke going, but Renly knew that if it was interrupted here, the atmosphere wouldn't be there. It's going to be better and everyone can laugh, but keep going and it's going to be scary.

Ricky continued.

"I'm also dispelling the ridiculous rumor that 'Deadly Companion' was nominated because it would allow members of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association to date Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie."

Out of the corner of the eye, you can see that Johnny's face is ashen. He wore a pair of sunglasses tonight, and he didn't take them off after the opening, but his sinking face was still clearly visible. Renly felt that this car accident was still going on. Isn't this kind of mentality of watching a good show wrong?

"This is pure nonsense!" Ricky continued, but before Angelina and Johnny could catch their breath, his words continued, "That's not the only reason, the judges also accepted bribes. "

Johnny smiled, but he was gnashing his teeth, and the stiff smile on his face could barely maintain the etiquette at the awards ceremony.

"That's not right either. In fact, they just took the judges to watch her concert." There was no laughter at the scene this time, and everyone's expressions were a little embarrassing, but Ricky's The complaints continued, "What kind of bribe is this? Who wants to see Cher? Of course not! Why not? Because it's not 1975."

Renly could feel the murderous eyes of the guests at the scene, all gathered and projected towards Ricky on the stage; more importantly, the on-site director observed everyone's expressions, like ants on a hot pot, couldn't help but help his forehead. . Tom Hanks even looked directly at the director with a puzzled look on his face.

With a hint of questioning.

But Renly knew it wasn't the end. If Ricky knew the "degrees," the first joke would end at breakfast; the second would end where "no one saw it." But the reality is...

"A lot of hit movies didn't win nominations, not even one for 'Sex and the City 2'. But I think the special effects department at the Golden Globes definitely visited their poster team, especially the brush team." This time , The scene finally showed a smile again, and even the "Sex/Wish City 2" crew laughed themselves. It would be great if we just accepted it here. pity.

"Girls, we all know how old you are, and I saw you in 'Once Upon a Time'. Jesus."

"Peerless Opportunity" is a set of American dramas that was very popular in the 1970s.

Renly could see that Angelina Jolie threw her handbag directly on the table, Helena Bonham Carter (hbonhrter) was shaking her head again and again, and Annette Bening looked at the same man in astonishment. Jackie Weaver (jakver) at the table seemed to suspect that she had heard it wrong.

There is almost no cover up for the feminism of these remarks.

The crash continued, "also unnamed, 'I Love You Morris'' Jim Carrey (jrrey) and Ewan McGregor (regor), played by two heterosexual actors. A gay couple, which reminds me of several well-known actors who believe in science/learning/teaching, and their situation is just the opposite."

That's the joke about Tom Cruise and John Travolta, the two actors who have been rumored to be gay recently.

This time, boos erupted directly from the scene, obviously dissatisfied with Ricky's progress, which also opened Renly's eyes.

In 2005, hris-rok served as the host of the Oscars. In the opening talk show, he repeatedly refreshed the lower limit, and broke out a lot of inappropriate remarks, which caused many big names to directly turn their faces. However, there were no boos at the scene, at most it was just embarrassment.

Now it seems that the tit-for-tat confrontation between reporters on the red carpet before is not so strange.

Ricky was very puzzled by the audience's reaction, and spread his hands to express his helplessness, "It's possible." The boos still didn't stop, Ricky's expression was a little jerky, and the situation at the scene was unexpected. Explaining in a playful tone, the lawyer told me that the joke had to be worded carefully. "This time, the boos finally calmed down, and he smiled and waved his hand, "They're not here anyway. "Even if the joke ends.

Still haven't completely lost his mind.

"I originally wanted to say that a certain dancer and ballerina also reversed their positions, but now it's time to jump to the TV drama department." Ricky didn't forget to stab Natalie secretly.

Although he didn't name names, Renly could clearly feel that the air at their table suddenly froze, the smile on Natalie's mouth was obviously stiff, and even the polite manners could not be maintained.

"There have been a lot of great episodes this year." Ricky had already continued, "'Atlantic Empire' ah, 'Walking Dead' ah..." Then, he used "The Walking Dead" as a gimmick, satirizing "Playboy" "The founder, hugh-hener, is a zombie who married his new wife, 24 at the age of 84, and mocked the lady for Hugh's huge inheritance," she said. The only reason they got married was that he lied about his age. He said he was ninety-four." He also joked about their bed/things, vividly depicting what happened in the bedroom with his left hand, mouth, and expressions. Five seconds.

The atmosphere of the scene froze for a while, and everyone looked at each other in dismay. I didn't expect that Ricky would directly perform the details of the bed/things on the stage of the global live broadcast, but there was no way to grade it on TV. Likewise, the point of laughter itself is not a problem, I don't know how to measure it.

Ricky shrugged at the fact that the audience didn't understand his joke, then took a sip of beer to express his dissatisfaction with practical actions. But Renly could clearly feel that the surrounding round tables were dead silent, no one could laugh, and even the polite smile on his face could not be maintained.

This reminds Renly of the 2004 Super Bowl show when Justin Timberlake ripped off half of ja-jakson's bra.

"Apart from Hugh, there is one other guy who understated his age, Renly Hall, I'm sure he's only fourteen and I'm not sure what deal he's done with Steven and Tom, but obviously , not the kind of deal I wanted to hear. But it was a good deal, he got two nominations, just like Johnny Depp."

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