The Harem Is an Unforgivable Master

63 – I had a plan (2)

After somehow getting out of the swamp, things went exactly the way I thought.

Put in a poor professor and check each one with his body to find out what kind of trap the room is in and then destroy it.

To be honest, I thought that Luktae would enter the hallucinatory room without any hesitation and that the party would be destroyed together.

But when the time came when the range of hallucinations reached the edge.

“Be careful! Strange mana is mixed in the atmosphere!”

Professor Luctae noticed it like a ghost.

Although it is a low-level tree, it has the advantage that it is difficult to notice because it is a tree that sprays mana that causes hallucinations in the air, but to find out right away.

‘He’s way more competent than I thought.’

Of course, Professor Luktae, who took the lead, ended up getting hallucinatory and went inside a flower, received a mana sucking service once, and was spit out.

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Maybe it’s because he knows everything, but his fighting ability seems to be poor.

But aside from that, the mana detection ability is quite excellent. It might be better than Einberg or Nemenia when it comes to color redemption.

This time, he secretly supplied Luktae with the mana he lost to the hallucinogenic beast, seriously contemplating whether to recruit him as an ally.

“Isn’t that person quite useful?”

Aisha seemed to have the same thoughts as me.

“I was thinking that too. First of all, at this stage, it is much better than the members.”

But don’t let your guard down. Isn’t it a crazy view of the world where countless bastards coexist and force a harem even though they want to be pure?

Then again, I don’t know what kind of big taffy will be stuck in my mouth without knowing it. Knowing and eating taffy and realizing that it is taffy after eating it are completely different in shock.

“Let’s take a little more time to get to know each other.”

It is still at the stage of observation.

Ayesha said while playing with my hair.

“Yes! It doesn’t matter as long as I have Tyr!”

Cute guy.

—–

When I spoke up proudly, Tyr thought I was cute and held her calf gently with both of her hands.

‘Ah… No way…!’

Then again, as I have done many times today, I shudder with a thrill running down my spine. As if getting wet in the drizzle, my body is moistened with sorrowful yet sweet emotions.

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My body must have become so sweet that my tongue melts right now. I want to give Tyr a taste.

‘What if you touch me so kindly? They said they wouldn’t accept my body.’

As soon as I thought that I was a man who didn’t eat the delicacies prepared in front of me like an idiot, a small resentment welled up in me.

I’m not usually this sensitive. Only when you are with Tyr, and only when you come into contact with him, you intentionally use mana to amplify your five senses.

I’m not hypersensitive to mana. With that kind of constitution, I couldn’t even fight bloody dragons for over 100 years.

Tyr probably found out about my feelings anyway, but he tried to keep his mind as secret as possible.

Then playfully poked Tyr in the crown.

‘Eh heh! Gama is cute!’

I’m seriously ill. I know. Oh my God, even the swirl-shaped palanquin looks cute.

“Now, next time.”

At Tyr’s words, I secretly looked at the members using the ‘Earth’s Eye’ magic. It is a magic that shares the senses with a part of the land.

In this world, it is the magic of the future drawn from future knowledge that can only be used by me and Tyr at present.

Because of concerns about invasion of privacy, neither I nor Tyr can use it. Be known for secretly using this. I am an aristocrat, a commoner, and anxious, so can I live properly?

“I won’t be able to pass easily this time, will I?”

“Yeah, well… It’s that guy.”

I turned my gaze to the man standing in the center of the spacious room, flapping his stretched cloak.

Poeche of deception.

Among the dragon slaughter squad led by Tyr, he is a particularly heterogeneous entity.

His fighting power is infinitely weak, but everyone is most reluctant to fight against him. And he’s even more reluctant to make friends.

Raminasis also pointed out Poache without hesitation when asked who was the most difficult among the dragon slaughter squad during the war.

“I will never accept his prank again.”

I even gave strength to the wings and tail and nailed them like this.

Obviously, Tyr will not like it if I say this, but I have a surprisingly similar personality to Tyr. It’s not his exaggerated attitude or personality, but his hedonistic side.

Tyr summons a lot of poaches among the dragon slashers, and I think this is probably because of this. Because of that, he is the one with the most merit in the War of Frozen Blood.

When I recalled the sight of dozens of dragons caught in Poache’s prank and panicking, I got goosebumps in a different way this time.

“Are you enjoying yourself? You will enjoy it! That’s why I’m so happy!! Pahahahaha!!!”

One of his pranks completely ruined the strategy the dragons worked hard on. Ooh, it’s horrifying to even think about it again.

Tyr muttered, rubbing his chin.

“Still, this time I told you to do it in step 1, so it will be relatively simple.”

“But more than that, it’s more about whether they’ll give you permission to play.”

It’s a bizarre habit unique to Po Ache. He never starts a prank unless the other person gives him permission to prank.

Instead, he’s annoying you endlessly until you give permission for pranks.

I don’t know what the hell it means, but if you tell me to move without a joke permission, even the order of the summoner, Tyr, will be refused.

“You don’t have to worry about that.”

For some reason, Tyr smiled bleakly. Then, he pulled out a white mask from his bosom.

This is the ‘Ghost of the Academy’ mask that Tyr told you about. Did he say that he was recognized as a different person by people other than me?

I don’t know how such troublesome performance was added. I just cast a cognitive impairment spell on it.

“It doesn’t matter if those guys don’t accept the joke.”

Without erasing his smile, Tyr pulled his mask over his face.

“If you get caught up in it, you’re good.”

For some reason, Tyr seemed very happy when he said that.

‘Haa…’

I put my arms around Tyr’s head and buried his face. I’m sorry for thinking like this too.

Yeah… They look alike.

—–

The captain treats people too badly. Harsh. Cold blooded! Bad people!

At the place where the captain told me to wait, I expressed my displeasure while stomping my feet for a long time.

It’s been a while since I’ve been summoned again, but it’s only the first stage! The beauty of deception cannot be conveyed with level 1 pranks.

To me, pranks and deceptions are a great way of interacting between humans by mutual agreement.

It’s good to have my pranks eaten, or rather, to be eaten by the other person. Consensual deception is more than just fun, it’s pride and art!

Consensual deception isn’t bad. Non-consensual deception is only bad.

It’s just a problem for those who don’t agree and don’t have any intention of enjoying themselves, but who cheat like they breathe.

Because of such people, people only look at deceit badly.

In order to create a wonderful world in which each other trusts and deceives each other, we must first tell those who do not know the beauty of deception what true deception is.

I was born into this world with such a mission!

“It’s fortunate that the captain is my captain~”

Thank you very much.

In the first place, there is no magician strong enough to summon me, and there are many who do not accept me.

Like fools who don’t know the greatness of deception!

But the captain was different. From the first time he was summoned, he felt that the captain and I were destined.

“Are you kidding me? Try it.”

At the captain’s words that he wanted to check my ability, I exhausted the 6th stage deception from the beginning. The words that the captain brought out after matching my deception for a while were excellent.

“You are interesting. Recruit!”

Does the captain know how long I’ve been waiting for that one word?

For hundreds of years, even in the era when summoning magic was popular, there were very few people who would accept me. Even if it was accepted, it was even rarer to summon them after that.

In the meantime, there has never been a single reaction of ‘fun’ coming out of the mouth of the person who hung out with my deception.

But the captain told me. That simple word. A word I’ve been waiting for so long.

The moment I heard those words, I felt that I had been recognized for my existence, and my heart was filled with joy.

He is a person whose personality is strangely similar to mine. Aren’t they even the ones who will lead an almost permanent life with Aisha-sama’s vision!

How can it be fun? How can you not consider it lucky!

Everything I haven’t gotten a satisfactory summoner for must be for this day!

So if it’s the captain’s words, I have no choice but to do my best. Even if it’s a light joke, if it’s the captain’s words, I’ll gladly follow them.

I smirked at the people approaching the entrance of my space. Then, he vigorously spread his arms to the left and right toward them, fluttered his cloak, and shouted.

“Whoops! Let’s have fun together!”

I’m already starting to have fun!