The Hero Kneels

Yes, I read that right.

The other party's leather pants were open at the crotch, so that he could actually see the color of An Tiao's pants.

It can really brighten one's eyes.

"Did I meet a pervert? Or a mental patient who ran away from somewhere?" Ye Dou was covered in cold sweat and couldn't help but swallowed, his little heart pounding.

My body is extremely weak, it is difficult to even walk, and I don't have any extra strength in my body.

It can be said that you can't even pinch an ant to death. If this continues, if you really encounter a pervert, you may not be able to protect your daisy.

By the way, would anyone have such strong taste that they would fall in love with a bald guy like me who doesn’t even have eyebrows?

"Huh!"

At this time, the man wearing a leather jacket and crotchless pants seemed to have noticed something, and said strangely: "Are you seriously injured? I'll take you to the hospital now! We must hurry!"

After saying that, the other party rushed over and hugged Ye Dou.

"Hey, I don't want to go to the hospital? Put me down!" Ye Dou was anxious.

Because as soon as the other party came up, he hugged her like a princess!

Yes,

It turned out to be a special princess hug!

You know, it was always his princess who hugged others, and the girls were always hugged. Unexpectedly, today she was hugged by a man.

And she’s still a man wearing crotchless pants and the princess is hugging herself.

so awkward!

shameful!

I really want to find a hole to crawl in!

The man wearing crotchless tights gasped and carried Ye Dou onto a 50% new tricycle parked on the roadside. Panting, he put Ye Dou behind him and muttered to himself: "It's so heavy. Is it possible?" Is it because I haven’t eaten meat lately?”

After taking a deep breath, he covered Ye Dou with a coat, covering his key parts.

Then he hurriedly got on the tricycle and pedaled, and came to a road: "Don't worry, I will take you to the hospital right away. By the way, brother, how did you hurt yourself? Were you attacked by some monster?"

"Uh, ah..." Ye Dou replied vaguely.

The man kept stepping on his feet and kept mumbling: "If I hadn't seen a meteor falling here early in the morning, I wouldn't have been able to find you. I don't know where the meteor went. I guess Someone got on board first, so you must have been affected by the meteor and that's why you were injured..."

"Well……"

Ye Dou simply lay down behind the tricycle, facing the sky and breathing slightly.

Since he obtained the soul ring, he has never been as useless as he is now. He feels like a sea cucumber that has not eaten in ten years, and his whole body is soft.

Not long after, he saw a modern metropolis rising in front of him.

From a distance, this city is full of skyscrapers. A road extends from the city. Many cars of different colors and shapes are driving in and out of the city, traveling along the road into the distance.

The tricycle entered the city along the path. There was a lot of traffic around, and many buildings had a sense of future technology. In addition, you can see various billboards on the road from time to time. These billboards are not celebrities, but various A man wearing a tight suit and a mask.

"Is this another parallel world? Who are these strange guys? Do they look like Song Bing, Haima and the others?" Ye Dou looked around, frowning.

puff!

Suddenly, a strange sound filled Ye Dou's ears.

Puff puff……

He didn't pay attention at first, thinking it was the sound coming from an engine. After a while, he realized that the noise was non-stop.

If you think about it carefully, the tricycle is obviously powered by human pedals. Where does the engine come from?

And the sound sounded like fart.

"Hey, what is this sound? Who is farting?" Ye Dou asked in confusion.

The man pedaling a bicycle frantically in front remained silent. After a while, he slowly turned around and asked, "Hey, don't you recognize who I am?"

"Who are you? Wear a mask,

Half of your face is covered, how can I possibly know who you are? "Ye Dou was very puzzled.

To be sure, this was his first time seeing this guy.

Well, actually this is my first time here on earth,

He didn't know anyone.

Seeing Ye Dou's confused look, the man shook his head slightly, opened his mouth, shook his head and spit out a long string of jingles:

"Butt butt!"

"The anger in life can escape if you are not careful."

"One day the king of Spain was watching a play and smelled a fart. He thought it was funny and ordered the whole country to fart."

"Whoever plays louder will be the principal."

"Whoever makes a big fuss will be the professor."

"Whoever plays music that doesn't sound loud and smells bad shows that he or she has the most backward ideas!"

The person was shaking his head as he spoke, and the rhythm was very rap-like. He looked like he was enjoying it. Then he suddenly stopped, twisted his body, straightened his chest, opened his arms, and made a gesture of holding up the sun.

He raised his head and shouted: "Yes, I am the legendary fart man who shook the sky with his fart!"

"Fart man?"

Ye Dou opened his mouth, a little confused.

The other party was dressed very strangely, and he was shocked. Now he claimed to be a fart man. He was already sure that he was definitely suffering from mental illness.

Complete mental illness!

Fortunately, his brain moved quickly enough and he knew that mental illness should not be provoked, so he simply used his acting skills to cooperate with the other party. He couldn't help laughing loudly: "Are you a fart man? Hahahaha... Do you know who I am?"

"Who are you?"

Fart Man asked strangely.

Ye Dou planned to get addicted to tricks, and a heroic smile appeared on his face, and he said confidently: "Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy. In order to prevent the world from being destroyed and to protect world peace, Carry out the evil of love and truth..."

"I am Zhiqiu Yiye, who is known as a pear tree crushing begonias and breaking the hearts of three thousand girls!"

He had such a strong momentum and his acting skills were in full swing. Who knew that Fart Man would laugh so hard that he even made a barbell sound and said: "Hahaha, brother, you have nothing to learn from Ye Pao Shen" lines, I think you must have watched too many movies about Ye Cannon God!"

"I heard that there is a movie recently called [Legend of Ye Pao Shen], which has just been released. I heard that this movie tells the life of Ye Pao Shen. Everything happened in real life. I plan to watch it another day. You You must have seen this movie too.”

Ye Cannon God?

What the hell?

Why does it feel so similar to my nickname of Ye Pao Wang?

Hearing this, Ye Dou had an ominous premonition in his heart.

"Ahem, who is the Ye Cannon God you are talking about?" He asked the Fart Man cautiously.

Fart Man was speechless when asked, with an incredible look in his black eyes. He looked at Ye Dou as if he were looking at a unique flower: "Hey, hey, are you mistaken? Ye Cannon God is Ye Cannon God. , don’t you know?”

Ye Dou shook his head and said he knew nothing.

Fart Man was stunned, so he simply pointed behind Ye Dou and said loudly: "Please, brother, the statue of Ye Cannon God has been standing here for twenty years. Are you telling me that you don't know Ye Cannon God?"

Following the opponent's fingers, Ye Dou saw a bronze statue that was more than 20 meters high, thirty-four meters away from him.

It was okay not to look at it, but when he looked at it, he was stunned and couldn't help but trembled: "Oh, it can't be such a coincidence!"