The Iceman

Hola guys. I'm still on my exams and working hard on it. Thanks for all your well wishes, and prayers. It helps.

So I can't release a true chapter yet, but I decided to leave you guys with something to entertain y'all till I get back.

Yes. This is an omake chapter. I'm not really skilled at it, it's a first for me actually. This is very unfamiliar territory for me here. So without further ado, please enjoy.

Omake- The life and death of a v.i.r.g.i.n.

Sad feels storytime.

>Be me, green, dinosaur fire breathing, acid spewing monster.

>Live in underground bas.e.m.e.nt my whole life.

>Don't have much friends because I'm a neet.

>The ones I do have, call me ugly.

>Check my reflection in pond.

>I realize I have monstrous buck tooth and a mean mug.

>Ask mom why. Since she is a damn loch ness dinosaur.

>Find out she had a threesome with a Gorilla and a Sabre tooth tiger, at a monster party down in Bermuda.

>Mfw all she asked for was three fiddy.

>Mfw I realize she has a meme.

>Mfw I've never even met my dad(s).

>Mfw I know I'll probably die a kissless v.i.r.g.i.n.

>Sit in my secret spot and silently cry, munching on rocks, they give me a bad case of acid but whatever.

>When bam! A gaping hole literally appears right above me.

>My eyes sting from the light and all the noise above.

>It's those dumb surface dwellers.

>Too angry to be rational. I decide to give them a piece of my mind.

>I jump out the hole.

>"huh" it's actually nice up here.

>They have tall boxes where they live in with little hard ants they drive in.

>"Hello" I try to say. Instead what comes

out is a grunt "Graawrghh!" and some fire.

>Mfw all those years spent silently in the bas.e.m.e.nt wrecked my vocal chords.

>The little humans scream and try to flee in panic.

>Mfw I just made the worst first impression ever.

>I wave my arms to try and salvage the situation. Instead my useless hands wreck all the tall boxes.

>I sigh, I shouldn't have. The rocks I ate act up, uncontrolled acid sprays out my throat.

>I f.u.c.k.e.d up too much to salvage it now.

> I just wanna go home. I try turning around. I step on one of the hard ants and I f.u.c.k.i.n.g slide.

>Hell no! I lash my tail out to save me from an embarrassing fall.

>It forms a deep ravine and breaks apart even more boxes.

>"I'm sorry!" I tried to say. What came out was "RWAARRRRHH!"

>Don't know when but a damn mosquito flies up to my face.

>Try to smack that little shit away, but it keeps dodging.

>I give up and just continue back to the hole.

>A metal, I mean literally metal surface dweller jumps from the insect and pounds my nose in.

>It hurts, I'm not ashamed to admit that I cried like a soaked bat.

>I try to flick the sonofa mastodon of off me.

>The little shit rides my broken nose like a parasite.

>Another one with toothpicks stabs into my arms.

>The the insect keeps spitting fireballs at me.

>Another surface dweller throws red fire that travels in a straight line at me.

>It f.u.c.k.i.n.g hurts. I scream fire and acid.

>I spot the shit eating grin on the little shit's face as he throws more red fire at me.

>A real 10/10 qt3.14 angel with diamond skin and b.o.o.b.s the size of ostrich eggs walks to the red beam shooting Chad and acqually kiss!

> I go uber T-Rex and start wrecking shit, full force no mercy. It actually feels nice.

>I suddenly start feeling really cold on the inside. Like I swallowed an ice dragon.

>White clouds gather and a friggin four armed titan shoots at me.

>whatthef.u.c.k.png

>Doesn't even let me speak. It starts decking me.

>it wrecks me so bad I can feel my life slipping away.

>Mfw the only female I ever kissed was my mom.

>Mfw I think she has a thing for ugly monsters, and it makes me feel hot.

>I just realize that I probably have a mom complex. And I'm still a v.i.r.g.i.n.

>It's probably good that I die now then, I would've an hero if not.

>The ice bastard freezes me over and tosses me back into hole.

And that's how normies killed me. Now I just go place to place ghost shitposting.

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Finito! Tell me how it was. You like it? Hate it?

I accept constructive criticisms it's how I better myself so please don't hold back.

Yep I channelled some of that 4ch….. I'll regret it later.