The King of Variety Entertainment

The off-site director read the opening narration: "Lu Xun, Yang An, Ma Xin, and Cai Xiaofei are classmates of Hongfeng High School. This year is the tenth year of high school graduation. All four of them are slightly successful in their respective fields. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, a classmate party was organized on KTV. "

The first to appear was Ma Xin. After entering the room, he instructed the staff to move the paper boxes: "Come here, put it here, slide it on the ground. Be careful not to fall. All the precious gold bricks are inside. Be careful. Shattered! "

The audience laughed, just this broken cardboard box with “Fruit Transporter” printed on it, which contained BRIC? Do you know how heavy gold is? Can the BRICS be broken?

After the staff members came off the field, Ma Xin unbuttoned the suit and took out the fan to shake it up. Everyone saw the costume and laughed again. The applause continued.

Ma Xin proudly introduced: "After working for several years as a contractor, I didn't make much money, just a few hundred million! Look at this, a gold tie! Limited to 88 pieces in the world, the same as Bill Gates, weighing ten pounds How about? Do not flash? And this, underwear, woven with platinum fiber net, set with 99 diamonds, looks low-key, but luxurious, does not absorb sweat, is not afraid of water, never rusts, and never smells! How about, does it flash? Look at the belt, made of titanium alloy, ten times harder than the outer shell of the space shuttle. Hey ~ you see, it's still high-tech. Enter the 16-digit password. No one in the world except me. It can be undone. It is definitely safer than the most expensive chastity pants in the world.

Uh ...

The audience in the audience laughed collectively, and the audience in front of each TV set laughed and fell directly on the sofa.

"What kind of man! Too narcissistic, what kind of energy is there to be rich? A ten-pound tie is not heavy? Also wearing diamond-studded underwear, isn't it painful? And it's safer than chastity pants Titanium belt buckle ... how did the director think of this? It really served this group of producers! "

Ma Xin's face is extremely embarrassed, constantly showing the good things on her body, introducing this, exaggerating that: "We have money, personal customization, just wayward ..."

Ma Xin is playing a rich upstart, carrying a carton of gold bricks, the whole body is full of precious metals, flashing, really flashing, and Nima titanium belt buckle, it really blinded all the eyes of the audience!

外 The off-site director and other Ma Xin performed and informed Cai Xiaofei to appear.

Cai Xiaofei is even more exaggerated. She has a glossy, slippery back, black lacquered sunglasses, a V-neck vest, a thick gold arm with a baby arm hanging around her neck, and black pants and black leather shoes. The areas where the skin is exposed are all garish. Tattoos, two big men in full black suits and black sunglasses stood behind them when they debuted.

Cai Xiaofei has a low waist, actively shakes hands with Ma Xin, and then turns his face to the two behind him and orders: "Call the boss!"

"Ma boss!"

The two bodyguards in black are full of energy and have a loud voice. Ma Xingan laughed twice: "Okay, Cai, are you taking the bodyguards with your class? I heard you are the eldest brother?"

Cai Xiaofei stooped and said modestly: "Ha ha ha ha, what big brother is that, these are all names of the rivers and lakes! Brothers and I have been mixing for a few years without embarrassing, just received more than 500 younger brothers, these two men look pretty They look like dogs. Take them out today to see the world. "

Ma Xin smiled haha: "For the first time, let's enjoy a piece of gold brick, take it!"

At this meeting, I won a bounty. Even bodyguards have a share. The audience made a call. This is a lot of money to do this kind of burning!

The bodyguard exited, but Cai Xiaofei still bent over, Ma Xin asked curiously: "Is Brother Cai uncomfortable? We haven't seen each other for ten years. Your deep V collar is so open, I have seen two points. Real temptation? But ugly words come first, brother is not good ... "

The audience laughed, Cai Xiaofei was really well-dressed, always wearing a V-neck and bending her waist.

Cai Xiaofei hummed twice, and deliberately held up a huge gold necklace with both hands: "This is too heavy, I can't lift my head ..."

Oh ha ha ha ha!

The audience almost scolded and laughed. This is how much I love to display a gold necklace. My waist is bent and I can't bear to take it off. This Cai Xiaofei is also faulty, like Ma Xin, it's abnormal!

Ma Xin snorted, looked at his heavy gold tie and platinum underwear, shook Cai Xiaofei's hand, and sighed, "I feel the same way!"

The audience laughed, these two silly products are purely torture themselves, looking for pumping!

Cai Xiaofei trembled up the slope, and fell once again in the middle, waiting for him to sit on the middle sofa, resting half of the big gold chain on the back of the sofa, then straightened the waist comfortably.

Seeing that Cai Xiaofei sweated a lot on his forehead, Ma Xin handed over a towel: "It's so tired, wipe the sweat!"

Cai Xiaofei pushed away and refused: "No, I'm afraid this tattoo will be rubbed by a towel. If it falls off, I will be out of style!"

Alas ... The audience was teased again, come on, this is the brother of Hei Shihui. The audience thought with gusto. If there is still a rubbing session in the bath hall, Cai Xiaofei dives, Daikin Chain will Will not float? This is a big problem!

外 Outside director called the third person to appear, this time Yang An.

Yang An was not exaggerated by the first two people. He was dressed up as an ordinary person. He walked on the phone and looked very busy. Even when Ma Xin greeted him, he raised his palm and motioned not to disturb him first.

Yang An must have practiced it deliberately. The 22.5-degree **** cannot stop his footsteps, such as walking on the ground. Of course, it may be that the special shoes under his feet have added points.

I only listened to Yang An, um, ah, ah, "Sister Zhang, I really do n’t have time to eat with you. I ’m so busy every day. Dozens of investors line up with cheque books to invite me to dinner. Face ... I know you want to play this drama. Female No. 4 is a supporting actress, would you like that? Okay, then this role is reserved for you, thank you, thank you, what is the relationship between us, your kindness My heart is on, I really have no time to eat! "

Hanging up such a strong call, Yang An pointed at the mobile phone and smiled at the two of them: "I can't help it. Zhang Meijun cried and shouted that she had to act in my movie. She called me every day and asked me to go out. It ’s so annoying to eat, and I ’m not even prepared for a classmate party! Haha, sorry, sorry, I ’m late! "

"Yoo ~~~"

The audience applauded with thunder and laughed out loudly. Zhang Meijun is a superstar in the domestic film industry. After listening to Yang An's words just now, she cried and begged to get a female number four character. She also asked Yang Ann's generous gratitude tears!

The three men touted each other, and finally it was Lu Xun's turn.

The door opened, and a guy in black covered with a blue mask and half sunglasses covering his face with a large hat on his head came in. He quickly closed the door and put his head against the door. Seems to be listening outside.

The three Yang'an didn't know what was going on. They looked at each other and pointed at this person and asked each other: "Who is this? 唉 Xiaofei, do you all like to wear this dress?"

"I don't know, it's dark and black, looks like FBI? CIA?"

"You are illiterate, that's MIB, man in black!"

人 The man in black turned back to take off the mask, but the half-faced toad mirror was still wearing, so he greeted them warmly: "Hello! Everyone is here, my Lu Xun, can't you recognize it?"

Yang'an said: "You really don't recognize it like this!"

Lu Xun laughed: "I did n’t recognize it! Oh, the fans are so enthusiastic. Hundreds of thousands of female fans shouted to give birth to me every day. I was recognized on the plane and landed. I found more than a hundred beautiful women standing at the exit, crying, yelling, and screaming. My throat started to chase me. If I were caught by them, I wouldn't see you today ... "

The four of them finally got together and made their respective appearances. Hush Han asked warmly, you hug me, I patted him, 22.5 degrees gave everyone a joyful display time, once hugged, they will always fall a few times, making people laugh.

"Come and come, meet each other and have a BRIC, everyone has a share!" The rich man Ma Xin began to give benefits, the BRIC is larger than the slab, which is exaggerated.

"Call me if you have trouble, ask for accounts, arrest, seek revenge, grab projects, demolish, drive hawkers, loan usury, bully elementary school students, write homework for the winter and summer vacations. In short, in Red Maple City, there are only things you can't think of There is nothing I can't do with Cai Xiaofei! "Cai Xiaofei, the elder brother, also spoke, and the cowhide thundered.

"Come here, here is my business card, please take it away!" Yang An smiled and sent the business card to everyone.

Each of the three took over, looked down, and Lu Xun asked in wonder: "Famous martial arts star Bruce Lee?"

Ma Xin also scratched his head: "Why is Leonardo on your business card? The foreign actor who played the Titanic?"

Cai Xiaofei stared at Yang An's business card ~ www.wuxiahere.com ~ and said, "Midnight temptation, rich woman on phone 153 ..."

In the laughter of the audience, Yang An quickly snatched back the business card in Cai Xiaofei's hand, carefully collected it, and then took back Ma Xin and Lu Xun's hand, pretending to be careless, explaining: "These two may be taken Wrong, I just interviewed Bruce Lee and Leonardo in the morning, they want to play my show, I ignored them. Bruce Lee's martial arts is not good, Leonardo's acting skills are too bad, they want to play No. 3 and No. Men's match? No way! Come here, change one, this is my business card. "

Cai Xiaofei asked: "The one you gave me ..."

Yang An gave him a backhand slap in the void: "Go and play!"

Cai Xiao fled and hid, and nearly bumped into Lu Xun, complaining: "Lao Lu, why don't you take sunglasses when you are all in the house? Can you see?"

Lu Xun sighed and slowly took off the toad mirror that could cover half of her face, exposing her face with red lips.

"Hello! Lao, did you just finish eating?"

"A female fan is blocking you?"

"Don't you bleed on your face?"

The three asked, Lu Xun sighed quietly: "It's too enthusiastic, enthusiastic people can't help it! You don't know, I was recognized on the plane, a dozen flight attendants took turns kissing me, so enthusiastic ... "

最 The warmest applause and cheers erupted in the auditorium, and the four pretending to play the crime came alive, and this is a great pleasure!

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